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Tekkame Ando
@tekkameandovt.bsky.social
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#Vtuber , turtle, orb pondering enthusiast |🔞| Unknowable and Unstoppable
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Oct 20
Hi, I'm Ando, and as you may have already guessed I'm a Turtle Vtuber

I do many things (none of them well)

Oshi: 🐢
Twitch: twitch.tv/tekkame_ando
🎨: rasetsu001, Serelithmodeus, TheAmazingSpino, Nekouhai
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 2d
Ah yes, the fear of 'do I have a type and is my type lesbians?' been there done that
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 2d
Chicken man has blessed me. Thankyou I am die 4 ever
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 8d
I too, am something of a turtle person 🐢
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 8d
For supposed fans of several great fictional realities, they're awfully bad at writing their own. Doesn't even have wizards or lasers smdh
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 9d
My newest son, ready to join the pile of shame
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 9d
169 hours? Nice + 100
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 9d
a tree in a dark forest with the words tree i am no tree
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 14d
I 'av da powaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhh
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · 15d
'if you need mods to goon you're low level and should be ashamed'

The most accurate out of pocket comment I've seen all week
a man in a brown jacket says he 's outta line but he 's right ..
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 23
Forbidden snacks.
(These are all iron ore samples)
A selection of iron ore samples that all look delicious
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 17
Why hello fellow not alpharius astartes
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 15
If you truly want to prove your dedication......
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Sparkle Motion
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your full commitment. Note: Sparkle Motion is most vibrant ov...
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 13
I very much enjoyed Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog. Its an indie VN with a 90s aesthetic. Its mecha sci fi, with solving a mystery as the main plot track. Not quite mindfuck but some surprising twists

store.steampowered.com/app/2118420/...
Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog on Steam
Survive the mystery that awaits the JFS Gun-Dog in deep space in this retro visual novel / graphic adventure.
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 12
a robot holding a microphone with the words upgrades people on the bottom
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 12
a man in an eagle mask stands next to a woman in a skull patch
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 12
Surely a few more couldn't hurt.......
a man in a suit and tie smiles while another man stands in the background
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 12
Yeah I noticed the same thing. Streamer bot said I had ~5-6, raid message from twitch said only 3, fair enough some people don't like raids. But afterwards people were saying they got left behind when we raided. 🤔
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 12
It's 2025, if your circle isn't discussing.

-Pondering your orb
-gazing from your mountain-top fortress
-brooding on your dark throne
-Raising arms to overthrow the kingdoms of men

You need a new circle.

Remember your network is your net worth
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 9
Ah I see, by never finishing them they're never on the table and can thus never die.

As Sun Tzu said this is what it is to win without fighting 🤔
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 9
Got me pathfinding abnormally
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 9
I'm not normally one to judge people's footwear. But I think this one deserves a respectful WHAT ARE THOSE!?
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 8
Moff 💚
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 7
Mako saw Vivi's anime tiddies rant and was like 'this gal needs kill la kill in her life'. Shark doing God's work
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Tekkame Ando @tekkameandovt.bsky.social · Sep 7
on a good day, the powder monkey.
on a bad day, mengil manhide because I approve of how he deals with workplace disagreements
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