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Teh Dingo is a Jerk

@tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social

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Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · Nov 16

Yay! I'm no longer invalid! Take that, Dad!

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 8h

Bolivian Ass Disease. Oh it's real

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 20h

"No Kinks? What kind of bullshit is this?"

"Mr. Davies, sir, if you let me explain....."

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

Hey! Whoever created the TehDingoIsaJerkandOnlyTehDingoIsaJerk blocklist, knock that shit off!

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 2d

It's not Legoes. It's Lego's Monster.

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 2d

A quite frankly alarming amount of you forgot to acknowledge the Balloon Boy anniversary yesterday and that's why this site will never be the new Twitter

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Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 3d

Hello all you new Twitter people. Piss off.

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 4d

What if I want to be another brick in the wall? Huh. Never thought of that, did you smart ass?

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 4d

Hey kids! Your teachers are selling drugs as a side hustle to get some extra cash. Threaten to turn them in unless they hook you up!

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 6d

Do you suppose they invited Bill Cosby to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, like how the Saudis wanted Ultimate Warrior at the first WWE show?

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 8d

A long time ago, I wrote a joke about how laundromats are weird because it's a whole business model built around people being able to see your underwear, and I now realize that was the most Mitch Hedberg-ass thing I'll ever write

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 8d

I for one welcome our new frog overlords

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 8d

BRING ME MORE ARTICLES ABOUT HOW COOL JOHNNY CASH WAS

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 8d

This is gonna be like when the jazz lady got death threats for winning Best New Artist over Bieber

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 9d

If you smell sex and candy, consult your physician as it may be sign of a stroke

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 9d

Hi, I'm Tree McClure. You might remember me from such films as Forest Gump and Raiders of the Lost Bark.

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 10d

The Blue Jays winning the World Series would piss off all the right people. Go Blue Jays

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 10d

The original Bad Bunny

The Ice Cream Bunny, huge and terrifying

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Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 10d

When I was a kid, they'd board up the Dairy Queen in the winter. Today I realized it was because our city was a warzone every year :(

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 12d

Travis Kelce's schlong gets a happy pop song about how magical it is and Courtney Love's vagina gets a dark, dirty miserable song that makes it sound like it wants to kill people. I see how it is

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 13d

I'd just like to say to all my critics: save it, nerds!

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 13d

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 14d

He saw his shadow on the back nine. Six more weeks of fascism

Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 15d

Your English teacher and your Gym teacher are doing it

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 15d

sooo you kids hear that song about travis kelce's hog?

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Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 15d

Tilly Norwood's not gonna fuck you, dude