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@teewatterss.bsky.social

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deeply sarcastic and monotone person on this planet to consume reality tv and desperately seek attention from my dog (teewatterss on IG)

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Nov 15

just here to introduce myself: hi, I’m Trina

I’ve spent the past few years tweeting all things pop culture and reality tv and was having way too much fun to go down with the ship

if you’ve seen my face or tweets anywhere, feel free to follow along here or IG/threads if we speak the same language 🙋🏻‍♀️

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 25

struggling to keep up on 14 million apps

follow along on Instagram and Threads

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 22

my feed split between Love Island and WWIII

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 17

having to watch a world war escalation via temu twitter screenshots of poorly worded vindictive insults from a somehow powerful petulant child

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 17

living the consequences of Oppenheimer because Barbie is fiction

T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 13

being an adult is just asking “why” constantly like a child would but the tone is more “but WHY” and it’s about big serious things

T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 13

driving alone with the music at a volume where you can’t hear your own voice or thoughts is therapeutic

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 13

having graduated well over a decade ago it’s wild how often I worry if I’ve passed

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 13

Dakota Johnson’s monotone comedic timing is everything I wish to be

T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 12

sometimes I’ll go out in public and genuinely forget that other people can see me

T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 12

a crash out so hard that an eerily calm eye of the storm develops mid-way through

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 10

living within walking distance to everything I need, sorry but I can’t go back to anything different

T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 10

watermelon, cucumber and feta are those three friends where you’re like how on earth would they even all know each other but it just works

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 10

fairly certain my brow has been furrowed every single day of 2025

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 10

call me old fashioned but I miss when the government didn’t post like a 14 year old boy who found a loophole in the internet parental controls

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T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 10

when the leaves turn towards the sun like I get it

T @teewatterss.bsky.social · Jun 10

some people use that cc line like it’s an invite to their community theatre show

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