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Projectile Wreath
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I'm Stacey Crystals
Built a bowl-cut baddie
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Journalists and people that pay attention to politics are so far out of touch with normal people, just huffing their own farts, and blowing them into each others’ mouths back and forth forever
December 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Taking a bunch of pure dxm and listening to some chiopped and screwed 50s soul music
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
okay, I see that the gen-z republican round table is going to be the only topic of discussion today on this site, so I'm going to go do something that *doesn't* make me want to get violent
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Kelly Clarkson Christmas song makes me want to throw myself down some stairs, I stg
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
makes home made hot sauce and gives it to friends and family who are too scared to eat it
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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It's so cool how logging into any website for work is now a 9 step process that also involves my personal cell phone
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Been walkin’ around the christmas tree for the past hour or so and I haven’t had one center mental feeling.
Not even sure I’d recognize what that is if I did!

Feeling kind of nostalgic though
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
the soup of the day is slim jim and dorito soup
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Got a $1500 xmas bonus this year. Checked my bank account. Over one third of it was taxed. Fucking ROUGH, dude.
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Microsoft
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Beach Boys: "Christmas comes for all of us..."
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
is DICE even on bsky? I can't join a game.

Also would like to tell them that the single player campaign is broken in that I can't swap weapons or pick up collectibles or interact with any objects
The Battlefield 6 update literally broke the main menu 🤦🏼‍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
son is watching some Minecraft youtuber who is doing some affectation with his voice that makes him sound like the Ice King, and it is very distracting and annoying because he's nowhere near as funny as Ice King
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
tis the season
Mike Hanford - You're a Green One (Grinch diss) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO!!)
YouTube video by Mike Hanford
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Good morning, biscotti morning
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One of those Onion headlines that just pops into my head completely unprompted
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted
CHICAGO—Catching unsuspecting sources completely off guard with their remarks, the populace of the city of Chicago, entirely unprompted, announced Monday, “We get the food and then we eat the food unt...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
90 minute Remap Radio this week 😮
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I am tired of the Horse game. I don't want to hear about it. "Oh but the broader implications of Steam's policies--"
you could not have picked a less appealing game for this fight. The whole concept of the game is tryhard. "Look how fucked up this is and we're treating it like it's normal, ooooh"
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM