TedCruzSucks
@tedcruzsucks.bsky.social
#Resist #SaveDemocracy #TurnTexasBlue #45and47NotMyPresident
#FuckTrump
#RedSox - formerly @Ihatebuckydent on that other site
Friend of Bill W
#FuckTrump
#RedSox - formerly @Ihatebuckydent on that other site
Friend of Bill W
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TedCruzSucks
@tedcruzsucks.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Some of you may know me as the President of The Ted Cruz Haters Club on that other platform owned and killed by a Wanna-Be MAGA supplicant.
I'm here now trying to find some sanity.
I'm here now trying to find some sanity.
The rest of the Epstein files are being kept safely locked up in a Mar-A-Lago bathroom in case you’re wondering.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The rest of the Epstein files are being kept safely locked up in a Mar-A-Lago bathroom in case you’re wondering.
Reposted by TedCruzSucks
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
Did I do something wrong?
Why am I followed by so many witches??
Why am I followed by so many witches??
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Did I do something wrong?
Why am I followed by so many witches??
Why am I followed by so many witches??
Can someone please send all these ICE agents back to their paintball fields to resume their larping?
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can someone please send all these ICE agents back to their paintball fields to resume their larping?
I've been in meetings all morning.
Any chance it's dead?
Any chance it's dead?
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I've been in meetings all morning.
Any chance it's dead?
Any chance it's dead?
Skedaddle
Bomb
Boom
Peace
Board
Man
Woman
Camera
That's our president....like no other
Bomb
Boom
Peace
Board
Man
Woman
Camera
That's our president....like no other
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Skedaddle
Bomb
Boom
Peace
Board
Man
Woman
Camera
That's our president....like no other
Bomb
Boom
Peace
Board
Man
Woman
Camera
That's our president....like no other
Only Ted Cruz’s dog wants Ted Cruz to be president.
She’s usually left behind anyway, and prefers it that way.
PS - “Fuck Ted Cruz” in dog speak
Is “woof woof”.
Now think about how often you hear dogs barking…they all hate him too.
She’s usually left behind anyway, and prefers it that way.
PS - “Fuck Ted Cruz” in dog speak
Is “woof woof”.
Now think about how often you hear dogs barking…they all hate him too.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Only Ted Cruz’s dog wants Ted Cruz to be president.
She’s usually left behind anyway, and prefers it that way.
PS - “Fuck Ted Cruz” in dog speak
Is “woof woof”.
Now think about how often you hear dogs barking…they all hate him too.
She’s usually left behind anyway, and prefers it that way.
PS - “Fuck Ted Cruz” in dog speak
Is “woof woof”.
Now think about how often you hear dogs barking…they all hate him too.
Kirby Smart has gigantic cojones.
Also, a damn good coach.
Also, a damn good coach.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Kirby Smart has gigantic cojones.
Also, a damn good coach.
Also, a damn good coach.
There are some things I wish I could un-read and un-know.
Anything related to trump and oral and Bill Clinton falls into both categories.
I fucking hate the internet sometimes
Anything related to trump and oral and Bill Clinton falls into both categories.
I fucking hate the internet sometimes
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
There are some things I wish I could un-read and un-know.
Anything related to trump and oral and Bill Clinton falls into both categories.
I fucking hate the internet sometimes
Anything related to trump and oral and Bill Clinton falls into both categories.
I fucking hate the internet sometimes
If you despise Ted Cruz like I do (with the fire of 1,000 suns), we should probably be following each other.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you despise Ted Cruz like I do (with the fire of 1,000 suns), we should probably be following each other.
Do you ever have an impending Zoom / Teams meeting & think "do I need to pee first"?
Can I wait?
How long is this meeting going to be?
Do I need to hustle to the restroom first?
I kind have to pee, or maybe I can wait until after.
Damn, I better hurry down the hall.
Asking for a friend.
Can I wait?
How long is this meeting going to be?
Do I need to hustle to the restroom first?
I kind have to pee, or maybe I can wait until after.
Damn, I better hurry down the hall.
Asking for a friend.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Do you ever have an impending Zoom / Teams meeting & think "do I need to pee first"?
Can I wait?
How long is this meeting going to be?
Do I need to hustle to the restroom first?
I kind have to pee, or maybe I can wait until after.
Damn, I better hurry down the hall.
Asking for a friend.
Can I wait?
How long is this meeting going to be?
Do I need to hustle to the restroom first?
I kind have to pee, or maybe I can wait until after.
Damn, I better hurry down the hall.
Asking for a friend.
The traitorous fuck face may want to rethink that whole “name the new Washington stadium after me” thing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The traitorous fuck face may want to rethink that whole “name the new Washington stadium after me” thing.
I didn’t realize the Pirates are playing the Angels in a rare November game, with the Pirates up 3-2 going into the 3rd inning, on the strength of a sacrifice fly.
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with his hand on his face .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with his hand on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I didn’t realize the Pirates are playing the Angels in a rare November game, with the Pirates up 3-2 going into the 3rd inning, on the strength of a sacrifice fly.
You know the reason the republicans hate the ACA don’t you?
I’ll give you a hint.
They refer to it is ObamaCare….
The rest of us see it is the affordable care act and are grateful for it, and the administration that got it done.
I’ll give you a hint.
They refer to it is ObamaCare….
The rest of us see it is the affordable care act and are grateful for it, and the administration that got it done.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You know the reason the republicans hate the ACA don’t you?
I’ll give you a hint.
They refer to it is ObamaCare….
The rest of us see it is the affordable care act and are grateful for it, and the administration that got it done.
I’ll give you a hint.
They refer to it is ObamaCare….
The rest of us see it is the affordable care act and are grateful for it, and the administration that got it done.
A narcissist fuck wants what?
Sources: Trump wants D.C. stadium named for him
A senior White House source said there have been back-channel communications with a member of the Commanders ownership group, led by Josh Harris, to express Trump's desire to have the $3.7 billion dom...
www.espn.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A narcissist fuck wants what?
I’d like to thank my neighbors for an excellent selection of treats this year.
Daddy is happy too!
👻🎃💀
Daddy is happy too!
👻🎃💀
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’d like to thank my neighbors for an excellent selection of treats this year.
Daddy is happy too!
👻🎃💀
Daddy is happy too!
👻🎃💀
Trump is likely 2 or 3 more $500Mil grifts from resigning and retiring to Russia.
Bad news is then we'd get Vance and still have the rest of the band of idiots.
Bad news is then we'd get Vance and still have the rest of the band of idiots.
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump is likely 2 or 3 more $500Mil grifts from resigning and retiring to Russia.
Bad news is then we'd get Vance and still have the rest of the band of idiots.
Bad news is then we'd get Vance and still have the rest of the band of idiots.
Anyone else get the feeling the East Wing demolition and “ballroom remodel” has a very Jimmy Hoffa vibe?
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Anyone else get the feeling the East Wing demolition and “ballroom remodel” has a very Jimmy Hoffa vibe?
As politely as possible, I’d like to say “Fuck You CNN”
When Biden visited Israel, wounds were fresh and tension was mounting. Two years later, Trump arrives with prospect of peace — CNN
The last time an American president traveled to Israel, 11 days after the October 7 terror attacks, passengers aboard Air Force One received pocket-sized notecards describing how to behave should the ...
apple.news
October 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
As politely as possible, I’d like to say “Fuck You CNN”
Reposted by TedCruzSucks
Reposted by TedCruzSucks
Can we get a spell-checker over to CNN, STAT!
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Can we get a spell-checker over to CNN, STAT!
Just paid attention to the “ICE” ad during the Sox Yankees game.
So student loan forgiveness is ok for republicans now?
Or only if you’re a racist incel wanna-be “proud boy”
So student loan forgiveness is ok for republicans now?
Or only if you’re a racist incel wanna-be “proud boy”
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just paid attention to the “ICE” ad during the Sox Yankees game.
So student loan forgiveness is ok for republicans now?
Or only if you’re a racist incel wanna-be “proud boy”
So student loan forgiveness is ok for republicans now?
Or only if you’re a racist incel wanna-be “proud boy”
The versatility of the tortilla should not be dismissed or underrated.
Hot dog - ✔️
PB&J - ✔️
Pizza - ✔️
Turkey wrap - ✔️
It's an MVP candidate in the kitchen every freaking time.
Hot dog - ✔️
PB&J - ✔️
Pizza - ✔️
Turkey wrap - ✔️
It's an MVP candidate in the kitchen every freaking time.
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The versatility of the tortilla should not be dismissed or underrated.
Hot dog - ✔️
PB&J - ✔️
Pizza - ✔️
Turkey wrap - ✔️
It's an MVP candidate in the kitchen every freaking time.
Hot dog - ✔️
PB&J - ✔️
Pizza - ✔️
Turkey wrap - ✔️
It's an MVP candidate in the kitchen every freaking time.
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM