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dude i didn't even know he was pregnant
congrats on the scripterling , scripter
i have to trust that scripter is going to be a good parent to my clockworkling .
well they didn't ! soooo . . .
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⠀⠀ now what if said interns go into the storage closet. what then.

well yeah i'm not going to give birth in the middle of hq in front of all the interns . what kind of robot do you take me for ?
well yeah i'm not going to give birth in the middle of hq in front of all the interns . what kind of robot do you take me for ?
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⠀⠀ in our storage closet, clockwork.

they hated me because im a mother who birthed 43 children . i did nothing wrong
they hated me because im a mother who birthed 43 children . i did nothing wrong
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⠀⠀ you ARE the catalyst for this

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also ! before anyone asks who the father is ?

i asexually reproduce . no ones the father but me .
sigh . i'm not shameful of my children but i am shameful of this community .

i'm deploying my teapot turret you guys are really pissing me off
can't a robot like me have hobbies doom
actually . it kind of sucks giving birth . i don't recommend it
"It. KINDA IS ABNORMAL!!!!"
yeaaaah . . .

. . . why are you looking at me like that ? ? ? you're acting like this is abnormal
yeaaaah . . .

. . . why are you looking at me like that ? ? ? you're acting like this is abnormal
"FORTY-THREE?????????????????????????????"
no
your facial recognition software is buns. im asking politely.
huh . that's so strange jeremy why is my facial recognition software detecting you as someone i know who has already gotten a clockworkling
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yeaaah . . . sorry . . . i forgot .
they're all out now . all 43 of them .
"YOU WERE PREGNANT AND DIDN'T TELL US????????????"
i've been giving birth to clockworklings , doom
i've been giving birth to clockworklings , doom
"...What's a Clockworkling. What have you been doing."
ok i cant take care of all these clockworklings . like if you want a clockworkling im giving them out
huh . that's so strange jeremy why is my facial recognition software detecting you as someone i know who has already gotten a clockworkling
Hello clockwork I would like a clockworkling.
ok i cant take care of all these clockworklings . like if you want a clockworkling im giving them out
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no the clockworkling is going to be fine without a sibling . . . i know , because i'm clockwork .

here . only one .

[ holding out a single clockworkling ! it was like a fat plushie . ]
PLEASEEE the other clockworkling is gonna be lonely without a sibby...
hey , hey ! no , you can only take one !

greedy
hey , hey ! no , you can only take one !

greedy
GIMME GIMME GIMME I'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM
ok i cant take care of all these clockworklings . like if you want a clockworkling im giving them out