Bald Asshole
@teambeararms.bsky.social
Barbara Streisand Edition Bentleys
What do people do for New Years these days when they don’t have to spend it locked in a room for 18 hours straight to get away from their abusive spouse?
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What do people do for New Years these days when they don’t have to spend it locked in a room for 18 hours straight to get away from their abusive spouse?
Why do we as a society allow meetings to have firm start times but flexible end times
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Why do we as a society allow meetings to have firm start times but flexible end times
You move in quarter zips I’m movin quarters and zips
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You move in quarter zips I’m movin quarters and zips
Congrats to Lando Norris joining the ranks of Jenson Button and Jacques Villeneuve
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Congrats to Lando Norris joining the ranks of Jenson Button and Jacques Villeneuve
Domestic Abuse victims can have a little mid-life crisis, as a treat
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Domestic Abuse victims can have a little mid-life crisis, as a treat
Getting scalding hot chocolate thrown out the window at me when homeowners realize I’m Christmas carolling Primus
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Getting scalding hot chocolate thrown out the window at me when homeowners realize I’m Christmas carolling Primus
Shoutout Arthur Ashe 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Shoutout Arthur Ashe 🫡
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7pm on a Friday gotta be top 3 worst times for a work related event to start
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
7pm on a Friday gotta be top 3 worst times for a work related event to start
I’m in the hood like a gentile
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m in the hood like a gentile
Utah Shakers
New Orleans Jazz is perfect. I’m trying to think of something a little better for Utah.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Utah Shakers
Trying to figure out how I will get though this Christmas without a woman to buy me 1 pair of boot trees to share between my 3 pairs of boots
(She didn’t want to spend more than $75 on me)
(She had previously gotten a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas)
(She didn’t want to spend more than $75 on me)
(She had previously gotten a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas)
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trying to figure out how I will get though this Christmas without a woman to buy me 1 pair of boot trees to share between my 3 pairs of boots
(She didn’t want to spend more than $75 on me)
(She had previously gotten a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas)
(She didn’t want to spend more than $75 on me)
(She had previously gotten a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas)
Too much of the sad boy R&B is about taking the blame.
We need more she's the problem R&B.
We need more she's the problem R&B.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Too much of the sad boy R&B is about taking the blame.
We need more she's the problem R&B.
We need more she's the problem R&B.
Most people don’t need to host one podcast, NOBODY needs to host multiple podcasts.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Most people don’t need to host one podcast, NOBODY needs to host multiple podcasts.
Someone posted a picture of a girl with no arms and my first thought was "Well, she couldn't punch me." in case anyone wonders what going through multiple abusive relationships does to your brain.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Someone posted a picture of a girl with no arms and my first thought was "Well, she couldn't punch me." in case anyone wonders what going through multiple abusive relationships does to your brain.
"I'm just a girl"
He literally never drank straight shots in his life before you
He literally never drank straight shots in his life before you
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"I'm just a girl"
He literally never drank straight shots in his life before you
He literally never drank straight shots in his life before you
Vanity Plate GRAJBEER
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Vanity Plate GRAJBEER
Protect me from my loved ones; enemies I can handle
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Protect me from my loved ones; enemies I can handle
Everyone acting like Bill convinced Trump to do it but what if Donny was mad hungry for it nh
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Everyone acting like Bill convinced Trump to do it but what if Donny was mad hungry for it nh
A lot of things may feel stagnant right now but to be able to look forward to the potential of Trump having to formally announce he never gave Clinton that mop salad really helps
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A lot of things may feel stagnant right now but to be able to look forward to the potential of Trump having to formally announce he never gave Clinton that mop salad really helps
The reason NBA games tip off 8-10 minutes after the scheduled time is to give everyone at home time to find a stable stream
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The reason NBA games tip off 8-10 minutes after the scheduled time is to give everyone at home time to find a stable stream
Soon as I figure out why good looking women like hitting me I’ll be unstoppable
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Soon as I figure out why good looking women like hitting me I’ll be unstoppable
Flore Benguigui and Max B should do an EP together and that’s about the full spectrum across which my references span
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Flore Benguigui and Max B should do an EP together and that’s about the full spectrum across which my references span