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Agent Of Chaos
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Posting whatever I feel like...Mainly Jokes and work stuff sometimes Thank you to everyone who helps to support me through my shop at www.tdsmusic.com I will follow back
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Now doing custom designs if you want your own design or idea on a product for example T-shirt, sticker or mug let me know (The price will be the same as each item is in my store I ain't gonna charge extra for that shit) visit www.tdsmusic.com let me know here
TDS Music and Gifts
TDS Music and Gifts is about more than just music. We also have clothing, Accessories, and homeware. We touch on a wide range of subjects and designs that are not just music-related, like our Zodiac d...
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It's important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favourite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
I visited my new friend at his house. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.
The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
Diana Ross says she is delighted Trump is not taking out the Supreme Leader.
What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.
I was diagnosed with antisocial behaviour disorder, so I joined a support group.

We never meet.
Doctor: "We have a donor for your penis transplant"

Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc.. how long have I got?"
What do a pizza deliveryman and a gynaecologist have in common?

They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it, they'll be in trouble.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
My girl caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I said, "Babe, it's not what it looks like!"
He people are showing up to Trump's parade to...I mean, I am sure they are there some...THERE, THERE'S O...Oh no, tumbleweed again. My mistake.
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USA, where you can't fit your own flag on, but can fit two full Russian flags to celebrate.

WTF has happened to you, USA?
What does a hot dog use for protection?

Condoments.
"So, Mickey, you said you’re divorcing Minnie because she’s really silly?"

"No, I said she’s fucking Goofy."
Hi I know this may sound strange, but I know someone who is trying to get what they call a big story out in the media. I thought about you and the network. They say it is huge. Would I be able to give you their details? or link to an account?
What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.
Two sperm are swimming around inside a girl. One says, "Are we at the egg yet?" The other replies, "Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..."
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Sticks and stones, they may break these bones
But then, I'll be ready, are you ready?
It's the start of us, waking up, come on
Are you ready? I'll be ready
I don't want control, I want to let go
Are you ready? I'll be ready
'Cause now it's time to let them know...