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Great, now I gotta take all of my kid’s Bluey stuff away until after the match.
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Great, now I gotta take all of my kid’s Bluey stuff away until after the match.
I hate this game so much
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I hate this game so much
What is this ABC 33/40 commercial?
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What is this ABC 33/40 commercial?
Now is a great time for a takeaway D
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Now is a great time for a takeaway D
Has that “America 250” been on their field all year? They do know it’s next year, right?
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Has that “America 250” been on their field all year? They do know it’s next year, right?
Alright, since we had a few picks yesterday let's get an pudate.
Blaine went 1-1 yesterday, and Greg went 2-0. Myself and Mal had no picks.
Blaine has Mich +10 as his last college pick. I also have the Wolverines, as well as BYU -17.5, so I'm just doing GREAT so far (my 3rd pick is SMU -13.5).
Blaine went 1-1 yesterday, and Greg went 2-0. Myself and Mal had no picks.
Blaine has Mich +10 as his last college pick. I also have the Wolverines, as well as BYU -17.5, so I'm just doing GREAT so far (my 3rd pick is SMU -13.5).
Rivalry Week comes at that time when you're too stuffed to do anything but hate. Here we go with the bets! thealabamatake.com/b...
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Alright, since we had a few picks yesterday let's get an pudate.
Blaine went 1-1 yesterday, and Greg went 2-0. Myself and Mal had no picks.
Blaine has Mich +10 as his last college pick. I also have the Wolverines, as well as BYU -17.5, so I'm just doing GREAT so far (my 3rd pick is SMU -13.5).
Blaine went 1-1 yesterday, and Greg went 2-0. Myself and Mal had no picks.
Blaine has Mich +10 as his last college pick. I also have the Wolverines, as well as BYU -17.5, so I'm just doing GREAT so far (my 3rd pick is SMU -13.5).
OH PLEASE GOD MAKE THIS HAPPEN AND GET HIS ASS OUT OF BALTIMORE
Manifesting Penn State Head Coach John Harbaugh
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
OH PLEASE GOD MAKE THIS HAPPEN AND GET HIS ASS OUT OF BALTIMORE
If the Ravens lose tonight John Harbaugh should be fired.
I am so beyond ready to see them coached by anyone else.
I am so beyond ready to see them coached by anyone else.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If the Ravens lose tonight John Harbaugh should be fired.
I am so beyond ready to see them coached by anyone else.
I am so beyond ready to see them coached by anyone else.
Super great night for the Ravens. One TD lost because Likely was carrying the ball like a jackass, another TD lost on the softest OPI flag I’ve ever seen in a league where they NEVER call OPI.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Super great night for the Ravens. One TD lost because Likely was carrying the ball like a jackass, another TD lost on the softest OPI flag I’ve ever seen in a league where they NEVER call OPI.
I am begging someone to buy the Champions League rights from Paramount. Paramount+ is such a garbage app - it’s clunky and slow with a poor interface… if it even works at all, which it is currently not.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I am begging someone to buy the Champions League rights from Paramount. Paramount+ is such a garbage app - it’s clunky and slow with a poor interface… if it even works at all, which it is currently not.
Alright, let's see how terrible we did today.
Blaine did not do terrible, he went 3-0, with the Pats -6 tomorrow.
I was, in fact, terrible, going 0-3. Need the Bucs +6.5 to save me from a donut.
Mal went 2-1, with the Eagles -3 tomorrow.
Greg also went 0-3, and has the Jets +13.5 tomorrow.
Blaine did not do terrible, he went 3-0, with the Pats -6 tomorrow.
I was, in fact, terrible, going 0-3. Need the Bucs +6.5 to save me from a donut.
Mal went 2-1, with the Eagles -3 tomorrow.
Greg also went 0-3, and has the Jets +13.5 tomorrow.
It's Week Thirteen, normally reserved for weak opponents so teams can prep for their hated rivals. Does that happen as much this season? What are the safest bets? Find out in the weekly Taking Bets column! thealabamatake.com/b...
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Alright, let's see how terrible we did today.
Blaine did not do terrible, he went 3-0, with the Pats -6 tomorrow.
I was, in fact, terrible, going 0-3. Need the Bucs +6.5 to save me from a donut.
Mal went 2-1, with the Eagles -3 tomorrow.
Greg also went 0-3, and has the Jets +13.5 tomorrow.
Blaine did not do terrible, he went 3-0, with the Pats -6 tomorrow.
I was, in fact, terrible, going 0-3. Need the Bucs +6.5 to save me from a donut.
Mal went 2-1, with the Eagles -3 tomorrow.
Greg also went 0-3, and has the Jets +13.5 tomorrow.
STOP CALLING SHOTGUN RUNS TODD MONKEN YOU IDIOT
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
STOP CALLING SHOTGUN RUNS TODD MONKEN YOU IDIOT
Ravens don’t fuck around versus the Browns and just win the damn game challenge.
Difficulty: impossible.
Difficulty: impossible.
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ravens don’t fuck around versus the Browns and just win the damn game challenge.
Difficulty: impossible.
Difficulty: impossible.
Sunday morning update time.
Blaine had himself a 3-0 Saturday, and he has the Bills -5.5 today. I went 1-2, and have Over 50.5 in Monday's Cowboys/Raiders game. Mal went 2-1, and has the Giants +7 today. Greg also went 2-1, with the Browns +7.5 today.
Blaine had himself a 3-0 Saturday, and he has the Bills -5.5 today. I went 1-2, and have Over 50.5 in Monday's Cowboys/Raiders game. Mal went 2-1, and has the Giants +7 today. Greg also went 2-1, with the Browns +7.5 today.
One thing you can bet on! The playoffs are coming soon! Here are our best bets for Week Twelve: thealabamatake.com/b...
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sunday morning update time.
Blaine had himself a 3-0 Saturday, and he has the Bills -5.5 today. I went 1-2, and have Over 50.5 in Monday's Cowboys/Raiders game. Mal went 2-1, and has the Giants +7 today. Greg also went 2-1, with the Browns +7.5 today.
Blaine had himself a 3-0 Saturday, and he has the Bills -5.5 today. I went 1-2, and have Over 50.5 in Monday's Cowboys/Raiders game. Mal went 2-1, and has the Giants +7 today. Greg also went 2-1, with the Browns +7.5 today.
Iron Bowl loss guaranteed now, yeah?
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Iron Bowl loss guaranteed now, yeah?
What a terrible ass drive
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What a terrible ass drive
We know they're blitzing up the middle yet we don't run any slants.
We know Ty holds on to the ball too long but we're not calling quick throws to counter that.
What in the actual fuck?
We know Ty holds on to the ball too long but we're not calling quick throws to counter that.
What in the actual fuck?
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We know they're blitzing up the middle yet we don't run any slants.
We know Ty holds on to the ball too long but we're not calling quick throws to counter that.
What in the actual fuck?
We know Ty holds on to the ball too long but we're not calling quick throws to counter that.
What in the actual fuck?
Update time.
Blaine has yet to have any of his games kickoff, he has UGA -6.5, Mizzou -7, & BYU -3.5 this evening.
Myself and Mal are 0-1 so far. I have Ole Miss -14 and SDSU -2.5 tonight, while Mal has UGA -6.5 and Over 51.5 in State/Mizzou.
Greg is 1-1, with BYU -3.5 tonight.
Blaine has yet to have any of his games kickoff, he has UGA -6.5, Mizzou -7, & BYU -3.5 this evening.
Myself and Mal are 0-1 so far. I have Ole Miss -14 and SDSU -2.5 tonight, while Mal has UGA -6.5 and Over 51.5 in State/Mizzou.
Greg is 1-1, with BYU -3.5 tonight.
Goddamned Navy/USF turning into a shootout because the asshole OCs are calling flea flickers and shit.
One thing you can bet on! The playoffs are coming soon! Here are our best bets for Week Twelve: thealabamatake.com/b...
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Update time.
Blaine has yet to have any of his games kickoff, he has UGA -6.5, Mizzou -7, & BYU -3.5 this evening.
Myself and Mal are 0-1 so far. I have Ole Miss -14 and SDSU -2.5 tonight, while Mal has UGA -6.5 and Over 51.5 in State/Mizzou.
Greg is 1-1, with BYU -3.5 tonight.
Blaine has yet to have any of his games kickoff, he has UGA -6.5, Mizzou -7, & BYU -3.5 this evening.
Myself and Mal are 0-1 so far. I have Ole Miss -14 and SDSU -2.5 tonight, while Mal has UGA -6.5 and Over 51.5 in State/Mizzou.
Greg is 1-1, with BYU -3.5 tonight.
I don't care about the snap, if the holder gets it down the kicker should make a short one like that
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don't care about the snap, if the holder gets it down the kicker should make a short one like that
Goddamned Navy/USF turning into a shootout because the asshole OCs are calling flea flickers and shit.
One thing you can bet on! The playoffs are coming soon! Here are our best bets for Week Twelve: thealabamatake.com/b...
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Goddamned Navy/USF turning into a shootout because the asshole OCs are calling flea flickers and shit.
Here’s the part in the Ravens movie where the offense gets handed a chance to take a comfortable lead, does absolutely nothing with it, and the defense gives up a momentum changing score.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Here’s the part in the Ravens movie where the offense gets handed a chance to take a comfortable lead, does absolutely nothing with it, and the defense gives up a momentum changing score.