Trent Crimm. πΌππππππππππ‘.
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might be learning how to ride a bike. since it goes with the vibe and all. former journalist turned best-selling author. richmond βtill we die.
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"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
This is what 50 looks like.
Ahh, man. Really??
What a shame.
What a shame.
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
*a slow blink, then heβs perching on the corner of Tedβs desk*
I can assure you itβs not that interesting of a can.
I can assure you itβs not that interesting of a can.
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
Iβm going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
I didnβt take you for a Metallica fan.
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
That was *horrible*!
Weβre talking worse than your usual!
Weβre talking worse than your usual!
Oh c'mon now, we have fun 'round here!
Well they β
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Ted.
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Ted.
Well, I hope you made those deadlines---alive again.
*Cue a big grin*
*Cue a big grin*
Unfortunately not. Deadlines donβt understand the word βweekendβ.
Hope ya got some time to rest over the weekend, Trent!
Always working on a Sunday.
