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Tbarx OctoBEAR

@tbarxbear.bsky.social

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Small bear in Seattle. Pro-diaper, pro-stupid baby stuff. In diapers all the time. Has to adult some of the time. Diapersexual. Going steady with the devil in my ear: @kipperthecub.bsky.social 18+. He/him. It's "tee-barx."

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 14h

And I didn't even have to make things up.

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 1d

Apt but less fun.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 2d

Adulthood is an elusive thing. You attain it and it seems like it's unassailable but if it's taken away, it's gone until returned, if at all.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 2d

homer simpson from the simpsons is holding a toy and saying that 's bad .

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 3d

Luckily, you have diapers to keep the bed dry!

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 6d

You can play pretend.

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 6d

I don't see how, kiddo.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 6d

Notably not Big Kid Friday.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 6d

I know some folks use them for non-baby purposes but I find it surprising that baby wipes aren't just a standard item for people.

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 7d

Both things can be real. Odds are, we're not going to be testing the reality, so we stick with the fantasy.

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 8d

Hot stuff coming through! There might have been some sweating.

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 8d

It would be handy but we're good. Maybe we'll get it one of these days.

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 8d

Not you, silly tiger!

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 8d

Just a reminder:

Simspons meme from S4e10 "Lisa's First Word" slightly paraphrased. Bart hanging onto his crib rails.

"Tbarx, from now on, the baby sleeps in the crib."

"Crib... crib... I'm a baby!"

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 9d

Buh

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 9d

As one of not that many actually born in Seattle, oh well. Sorry for people who are upset, though.

elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 9d

Told ya you needed those.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 9d

Too thick for everyday wear, unfortunately. Not practical.

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 10d

Definitely!

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 10d

They're a secret for now.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 10d

Just when you think you have all the onesies you'll ever need, you see two on successive days that are necessary.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 10d

But we don't have to leave the bed or if so, only very briefly.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 10d

Not so fleeting for us.

Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 10d

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green has just woken up, bleary-eyed, while Blue is still sound asleep. Green narrates.
Green, narrating: You might wake up at 5 on a cold, dark monday to the sound of someone scraping frost off their windshield.

Still sleepy-eyed, Green turns towards sleeping Blue.
Green, continuing to narrate: But you are warm, safe and cozy, in bed with the love of your life.

Closing his eyes again, Green cuddles up to Blue.
Green, narrating: One of life's sweet, fleeting moments of pure and perfect bliss.

Blue wakes up, both foxes are bleary-eyed and half-asleep.
Blue: Can you get off me? I need to go pee.
Green, still narrating: Very fleeting.

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Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 10d

Changies would be so easy with the ring but it still requires willpower.

Tbarx OctoBEAR @tbarxbear.bsky.social · 10d

We feel your pain.

a regular show cartoon shows a raccoon drinking from a can of soda

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