@tasteequee.bsky.social
Bonafide Homosexual 🏳️🌈
I REPORT AND BLOCK PORNBOTS AND CRYPTOTROLLS
I REPORT AND BLOCK PORNBOTS AND CRYPTOTROLLS
“Go to TikTok. See for yourself” - Kim Kardashian, Moon Scientist, University of Bravo, presenting her evidence against the lunar landing to a generation.
Your guilty pleasure is why we’re all here 🖕
Your guilty pleasure is why we’re all here 🖕
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Go to TikTok. See for yourself” - Kim Kardashian, Moon Scientist, University of Bravo, presenting her evidence against the lunar landing to a generation.
Your guilty pleasure is why we’re all here 🖕
Your guilty pleasure is why we’re all here 🖕
MTG’s retirement is no great mystery. She lost her biggest donors and doesn’t want to suffer an embarrassing defeat, and banked enough insider trading money in the meantime to never need to work. End of story.
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
MTG’s retirement is no great mystery. She lost her biggest donors and doesn’t want to suffer an embarrassing defeat, and banked enough insider trading money in the meantime to never need to work. End of story.
Tomorrow, every Christmas classic that’s been free to stream since July will suddenly cost $5.99.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Tomorrow, every Christmas classic that’s been free to stream since July will suddenly cost $5.99.
Boycotting Black Friday is great. Just know that when you post publicly about it, for every person who joins you in protest, the number you reminded or encouraged to indulge in Black Friday for pure spite is tenfold.
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Boycotting Black Friday is great. Just know that when you post publicly about it, for every person who joins you in protest, the number you reminded or encouraged to indulge in Black Friday for pure spite is tenfold.
It’s ironic that republicans who think it’s wrong for trans people to get surgery to align with what’s inside themselves are getting surgery to align with what’s inside themselves.
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s ironic that republicans who think it’s wrong for trans people to get surgery to align with what’s inside themselves are getting surgery to align with what’s inside themselves.
I just saw a white lady with a full cart at Mom’s Organic Market. I didn’t even think it was possible to fill a cart at Mom’s Organic Market.
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I just saw a white lady with a full cart at Mom’s Organic Market. I didn’t even think it was possible to fill a cart at Mom’s Organic Market.
Heated Rivalry is a ‘90s-style coming out story about two sexy cisgender men that’s been told a million times.
And I am here for every f*cking minute of it 🏒🏒
And I am here for every f*cking minute of it 🏒🏒
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Heated Rivalry is a ‘90s-style coming out story about two sexy cisgender men that’s been told a million times.
And I am here for every f*cking minute of it 🏒🏒
And I am here for every f*cking minute of it 🏒🏒
The consumerist love affair with Buc-ee’s is a kind of psychopathology the DSM needs to address. Its brisket is embarrassing and tastes exactly like you’d expect: corn syrup and salt, the definitive flavors of a former-rural America that once appreciated quality ingredients from small businesses.
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The consumerist love affair with Buc-ee’s is a kind of psychopathology the DSM needs to address. Its brisket is embarrassing and tastes exactly like you’d expect: corn syrup and salt, the definitive flavors of a former-rural America that once appreciated quality ingredients from small businesses.
Vance questioned turkey’s place on the Thanksgiving table in the worst attempt at comedy since Joe Rogan hatched. As a liberal homosexual I shouldn’t have to be the one to say this to a self-professed “hillbilly,” but turkey’s legitimacy in the Thanksgiving hamper is to coincide with HUNTING SEASON.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Vance questioned turkey’s place on the Thanksgiving table in the worst attempt at comedy since Joe Rogan hatched. As a liberal homosexual I shouldn’t have to be the one to say this to a self-professed “hillbilly,” but turkey’s legitimacy in the Thanksgiving hamper is to coincide with HUNTING SEASON.
Take note. Not one of the soulless skin sacks in Trump’s circle have mentioned family and friends gathering for Thanksgiving togetherness.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Take note. Not one of the soulless skin sacks in Trump’s circle have mentioned family and friends gathering for Thanksgiving togetherness.
I don’t know who Natasha Pickowicz is or why her opinion matters, but she is definitely not invited to the cookout.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t know who Natasha Pickowicz is or why her opinion matters, but she is definitely not invited to the cookout.
In a targeted advertising fail, Facebook showed me a Dept. of Education commercial criticizing the Dept. of Education featuring a clip of Joseph Gordon Levitt I’m almost certain Joseph Gordon Levitt didn’t approve.
Linda McMahon and Mark Zuckerberg are ghouls.
Linda McMahon and Mark Zuckerberg are ghouls.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
In a targeted advertising fail, Facebook showed me a Dept. of Education commercial criticizing the Dept. of Education featuring a clip of Joseph Gordon Levitt I’m almost certain Joseph Gordon Levitt didn’t approve.
Linda McMahon and Mark Zuckerberg are ghouls.
Linda McMahon and Mark Zuckerberg are ghouls.
The internet is talking about the guy mispronouncing “detergent” in the Cascade commercial, and that’s exactly the point. Commercial advertising has officially adopted the most annoying influencer trick.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The internet is talking about the guy mispronouncing “detergent” in the Cascade commercial, and that’s exactly the point. Commercial advertising has officially adopted the most annoying influencer trick.
Billionaires have proven that to enjoy life, you have to want. Yachts and mansions are meaningless with such ease. No wonder they’re all obsessed with immortality and mars. They’re the only things they can’t have.
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Billionaires have proven that to enjoy life, you have to want. Yachts and mansions are meaningless with such ease. No wonder they’re all obsessed with immortality and mars. They’re the only things they can’t have.
The billionaire class’s yearly lack of holiday plans is further insight into the sociopathy that inflicts those who compulsively hoard wealth. You can’t picture Bezos or Zuckerberg carving a turkey or lighting a menorah because they are valueless vessels who stand for nothing.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The billionaire class’s yearly lack of holiday plans is further insight into the sociopathy that inflicts those who compulsively hoard wealth. You can’t picture Bezos or Zuckerberg carving a turkey or lighting a menorah because they are valueless vessels who stand for nothing.
Dear Instagram clothiers: if no one’s buying your startup flannels for $190 a pop, they aren’t “on sale” for $120. That’s called a $70 price adjustment.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Dear Instagram clothiers: if no one’s buying your startup flannels for $190 a pop, they aren’t “on sale” for $120. That’s called a $70 price adjustment.
Remember when we bought name brand jeans at the mall and still had money leftover for a ranch house in the suburbs? For 4 decades, Americans have been been in a slowly growing recession deliberately created to boost stock prices that has nothing to do with inflation, tariffs, or supply chains.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Remember when we bought name brand jeans at the mall and still had money leftover for a ranch house in the suburbs? For 4 decades, Americans have been been in a slowly growing recession deliberately created to boost stock prices that has nothing to do with inflation, tariffs, or supply chains.
“Socialism” wasn’t a boogeyman until the robber barons realized they could capitalize on anti-Soviet sentiment to slowly chip away at the New Deal. It’s been the longest con.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Socialism” wasn’t a boogeyman until the robber barons realized they could capitalize on anti-Soviet sentiment to slowly chip away at the New Deal. It’s been the longest con.
It looks like MTG’s three ghosts came early this year.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It looks like MTG’s three ghosts came early this year.
I’d love to see a TV show where people baked cakes that wasn’t a godd*mn competition 🎂🍰🧁🥮
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’d love to see a TV show where people baked cakes that wasn’t a godd*mn competition 🎂🍰🧁🥮
Hell is full, the demons are banging on the ceiling, and ghouls are seeping through the cracks. That’s the only thing that makes people like Pam Bondi make sense right now.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hell is full, the demons are banging on the ceiling, and ghouls are seeping through the cracks. That’s the only thing that makes people like Pam Bondi make sense right now.
Mt. Rainier’s recent eruption threat is a bit of viral hype, but “Volcano Destroys Amazon Headquarters” would be one heck of a karmic Christmas headline 🌋🏙️🎁
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mt. Rainier’s recent eruption threat is a bit of viral hype, but “Volcano Destroys Amazon Headquarters” would be one heck of a karmic Christmas headline 🌋🏙️🎁
Instead of telling me grocery prices are at a record high, show me how high their profits are over, say, pre-pandemic profits. Because I’d bet you a Supermarket Sweep cart full of diapers there’s some wiggle room.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Instead of telling me grocery prices are at a record high, show me how high their profits are over, say, pre-pandemic profits. Because I’d bet you a Supermarket Sweep cart full of diapers there’s some wiggle room.
I don’t mind high prices as much as I mind standing in line for 20 minutes to check myself out, bag my own sh*t with a 10 cent handleless bag that breaks in the trunk, all while some exhausted “cashier” stares me down.
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don’t mind high prices as much as I mind standing in line for 20 minutes to check myself out, bag my own sh*t with a 10 cent handleless bag that breaks in the trunk, all while some exhausted “cashier” stares me down.
Ever ready to capitalize on a way to charge more for less, restaurants are cashing in on bite-size meals for the GLP-1 set.
Never had an eating disorder or weight problem? Get ready to pay a whole lot more.
Never had an eating disorder or weight problem? Get ready to pay a whole lot more.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ever ready to capitalize on a way to charge more for less, restaurants are cashing in on bite-size meals for the GLP-1 set.
Never had an eating disorder or weight problem? Get ready to pay a whole lot more.
Never had an eating disorder or weight problem? Get ready to pay a whole lot more.