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tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 9m

To help our powerful American businesses, we will be imposing a 60% tariff on rooftop cargo boxes and automobiles, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 18m

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 35% tariff on power strip surge protectors and food vacuum sealers, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 30% tariff on chicken coop heaters. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 37m

To improve our powerful American businesses, we will be imposing a 85% tariff on disc golf baskets, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 45m

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 70% tariff on fasteners and sauna heating elements, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 59m

To build our powerful American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 70% tariff on resistance bands for physical therapy, emergency crank radios, and diapers, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 65% tariff on advanced home weather stations and embroidery machines, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 95% tariff on self-healing cutting mats and rechargeable hand warmers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

To defend our strong American businesses, we will be imposing a 100% tariff on spice grinding mills and door and cabinet hardware, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 60% tariff on thick foam gardeners’ kneeling pads. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

To improve our powerful American industry, we will be imposing a 100% tariff on iron skillet chainmail scrubbers, maca powder supplements, and non-stick half sheet silicone baking mats, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 20% tariff on sprinkler repair tools, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 25% tariff on pallet jacks, plates, and toys, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 2h

To help our patriotic American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 90% tariff on bicycle accessories and boot dryers, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 25% tariff on bicycles, cleaning tools, and high-heat silicone spatulas. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 2h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 50% tariff on shark wearable blankets and cutting mats for crafts, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 2h

To defend our patriotic American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 95% tariff on obd2 car scanners, static cling window films, and novelty toilet paper rolls, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 2h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 65% tariff on automotive parts, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 45% tariff on shavers and label removers, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

To improve our patriotic American businesses, we will be imposing a 10% tariff on buttermilk pancake mixes and safety gloves and masks, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 100% tariff on marine grade speakers and mosquito repellent bracelets. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 90% tariff on gourmet sea salts, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 100% tariff on portable outdoor pizza ovens and mobile phone jail cells. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

To help our great American businesses, we will be imposing a 10% tariff on jackets and cat scratch posts, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 4h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 55% tariff on book binding kits, concrete resurfacing compounds, and footwear, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 4h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 30% tariff on exercise equipment, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 4h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 60% tariff on metal detecting shovels and canning kits, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 5h

To help our patriotic American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 10% tariff on rechargeable hand warmers, spiral slicer vegetable cutters, and letter stamps for metalworking, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 5h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 20% tariff on portable induction cooktops, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 80% tariff on digital calipers, churro makers, and whistle key finders. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 5h

To support our strong American industry, we will be imposing a 50% tariff on computer accessories and exotic hardwood flooring planks, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 35% tariff on beard grooming kits. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 5h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 40% tariff on silverware and flatware and guinea pig harnesses, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.