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Tara Jarrett

@tarajarrett.bsky.social

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Retired from 30+ years NHS nursing. Need a few things in life… happiness, love and Taskmaster. Single and looking for happiness, love and my own Greg.

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Nov 11

Hi everyone, I’m new to this Bluesky business so please bear with!!
I will eventually leave X as it seems all the good-uns are leaving in their droves!! It will probably take me a while to get the gist of how it works here!
Anyway, I’m 54 and an ex-nurse.
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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Sep 24

@taskmaster.tv #Rylan @alexhorne.bsky.social @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
I just found a mate for Linda across the river in Tonbridge park. 🤣🤣

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jul 21

Yesterday we were mostly picking tomatoes. 🍅 🥰

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jul 13

That’s brilliant news!! 😘😘🦜

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jul 3

Won’t find out plan till after they discuss my case at MDT on 11th July.
Everything crossed till then!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😱😢

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jul 2

Thank you. 😘😘

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jul 2

Will do. 😘 🥰🥰

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jul 2

Aww thank you hun!! Just waiting for an appointment at Royal Marsden. I’ll let you know when I know. Xx🤞🏻🤞🏻

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 30

Thank you Christine!! I’m a bit mind blown at the mo!! Not sure what to think. 🤯

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 30

Today I am mostly being told I have to be referred to The Royal Marsden cos it might be cancer!!! 😱

And it’s my son’s 18th birthday today!!
Won’t be telling him today!!
Thanks cosmos!! Just what I needed… NOT!!! 😱🥺😵‍💫

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 29

Just watching Moby Dick on the telly-box and found myself saying out loud…

“ …You’re gonna need a bigger boat!!” 🚤 🤣🤣🤣🐋

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 27

Yes they will! There’ll be no gaps in the audience. 🥰

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 27

What I meant was… wish I were there to support and see them but not sure about the whole ‘festival’ state of affairs!! A bit too rugged for me!! 🤣

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 27

Oh my god, yeah me too!! I’ve never been into camping at festivals or camping in general! I love my creature comforts too much!! 👍🏻🛌🚽
Fingers crossed for some online bits.
💋 Xx

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 27

Wish I was!! Unfortunately I’m stuck at home on Dad caring duty!
Thinking about our two fav peeps though…
@gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social have a great time. Not sure if it’s the done thing to say ‘break a leg’ to comedians but Break A Leg!!! 🥰🥰😘😘

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 24

Eeekk, please excuse the no makeup!! 😱

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 24

Today I am mostly being mistaken for a Copper! 🤣🤣😱
#notacopper #onlywalking #weightedvest #10kgoal #canIstopyet?

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 23

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 23

Maybe they are doing magic!!🪄 ✨
🤣🤣

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 21

Yes, I think it was a good idea, I’m not feeling so guilty now!! 🤣🤣

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 21

I’ve done absolutely nothing today and I feel so guilty!
Should have been for a walk but everyone said ‘it’s too hot to go walking!’ And I stupidly listened to them!! 🥵🤬😤

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Becky Jarrett @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social · Jun 20

#FF Greg Davies @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social - haven't seen his 'Full Fat Legend' tour show yet? Well #incredulousamusedgoldenpenwave - luckily you can still get tickets for 2026 (& a few for 2025) at gregdavies.co.uk
#gregdavies

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 20

Thank you, fingers crossed!
😘😘

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 20

Today I am mostly getting worried about what the MRI I had yesterday, shows!
#abdominalproblems

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Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 12

Aww, bless you! Yes, you did have a good view point. Mine was good but I did feel I was looking up Greg’s nose all the time. 🤣 Not that I minded, legend that he is!!
Looking up his nose is nothing when compared to the ‘in’s and out’s’ of his baggy bum!! 🤣🤣 Xxx

Tara Jarrett @tarajarrett.bsky.social · Jun 12

Was so lovely to see you again, Becky!
I hope you had a lovely stay. I know the gig was phenomenal, Greg and Barry always are brilliant.
I went to see the dinosaurs at the Natural History Museum yesterday seeing as it was next door. Nice but I did look a bit weird going round on my own. 🤣🤣 Xxx

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