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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1m

you're not supposed to pee in them anyway. it's like a bidet but you're supposed to shit in them

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 2h

woah so ure offering sex as a joke to OTHER people???

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 5h

"no, but what do you THINK about this?"
nothing at all. absolutely zero care and thought towards it

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 5h

people: be honest about your dissociation and how you feel :(
same people when i say i feel nothing: WHAT? nothing at ALL? :/ rude

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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 19h

real talk "kids have been priced out of toys" is a really fucked up sentence that I think speaks to a sickness deep in our society, this should not be a thing that happens

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 10h

dont look in the mirror

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 10h

isn't chabbage-chan supposed to be holy and innocent, senpai?

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 10h

lets find a doodle caterpillar duo.. we must battle..

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Kakashi-but-Daily @dailykakashi.bsky.social · 16h

Last a lifetime

Chunin-exams era kid Kakashi and Gai sitting together during a sunset, Kakashi is more reclined and has one leg raised. Gai is looking down very seriously while Kakashi is looking towards the far distance

Post-war Kakashi ang Gai. Gai is blushing with an excited face and Kakashi is crying with his hands clenched in front of his chest

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 15h

YOURE SO COOL DUDE

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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 21h

why unfollow when u can block me so I don't have to see ur posts either pls

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mal the #1 naniwa danshi wota @hall0wtwn.bsky.social · 15h

need lizzy mcguire on this shit

The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 15h

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 15h

ask her for consent. she'll probably say yes

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 15h

its safe guys. ignore the bangs being all over the place and ignore how hard it is to get back to work 😼 its totally safe

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

gonna experiment and see if taking a nap mid haircut is safe

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 15h

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA now i know to go to YOU when it comes out. we can be feral together

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

im so glad you wont be my lawyer when i get caught

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

shit ure right.. how abt toe fat

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Cabbage-chan @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not freaking out and I never would think I got involved in a scandal lmao I'm just tired bc I JUST cleaned my notifications and now I got MORE 😭😭😭😭

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

giving u three on this one alone

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

IS IT FINALLY OUT IN FULL YET??????

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

i have genuinely been INSANE since the first video of it AAAAAAAAA

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

this is so beautiful jc

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Anton ☾ @antonarcana.gay · 6d

Ideal conditions for starting your passion project will never come. You will never feel skilled enough to make it. There will never be a moment where you stop being scared to start. Do it anyway. Do it badly. Do it scared. Just make that thing that’s clawing at the door of your soul; It wants out.

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

in my head you have like 20k followers so you can't reply 😭 dw. keep cooking up absolute AWW UWU art. it rivals what sanrio makes me feel

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

gonna experiment and see if taking a nap mid haircut is safe

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