TalesofTheSide
@talesoftheside.bsky.social
'Grammatically correct, spiritually painful.' -- bestie ♥
My pronouns are hot/potato.
🇧🇪 //🐻 // SIDE
My pronouns are hot/potato.
🇧🇪 //🐻 // SIDE
Well that was a rollercoaster.
December 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Well that was a rollercoaster.
it's starting to look like something ✨
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
it's starting to look like something ✨
there is a VERY hot, fit, bearded blond man with huge arms doing pull ups at the gym today and I just noticed he has a hairy stomach as well.
Please light a candle for me in these dark and very needy times.
Please light a candle for me in these dark and very needy times.
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
there is a VERY hot, fit, bearded blond man with huge arms doing pull ups at the gym today and I just noticed he has a hairy stomach as well.
Please light a candle for me in these dark and very needy times.
Please light a candle for me in these dark and very needy times.
Front and centre
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Front and centre
You post a simple progress pic, and the Gays act like they've never seen a man before.
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You post a simple progress pic, and the Gays act like they've never seen a man before.
Blizzard: WE NERFED MECHS!!!
Mechs:
Mechs:
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Blizzard: WE NERFED MECHS!!!
Mechs:
Mechs:
flex selfies are stupid, so here's a fat dum-dum doing two post Arm day.
December 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
flex selfies are stupid, so here's a fat dum-dum doing two post Arm day.
Alternate angle?
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Alternate angle?
Join me in bed? 👉👈
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Join me in bed? 👉👈
i went from 33% body fat to 27%in fewer than four weeks, which is so wild to me.
Yay for progress, here's a pic of me looking slightly less puffed up while i go have a nice soak. 🫠
Yay for progress, here's a pic of me looking slightly less puffed up while i go have a nice soak. 🫠
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i went from 33% body fat to 27%in fewer than four weeks, which is so wild to me.
Yay for progress, here's a pic of me looking slightly less puffed up while i go have a nice soak. 🫠
Yay for progress, here's a pic of me looking slightly less puffed up while i go have a nice soak. 🫠
Pleased to inform you I had a GOOD Leg Day today :) #ThirstDay #Fursday
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Pleased to inform you I had a GOOD Leg Day today :) #ThirstDay #Fursday
Unethical Hearthstone Battlegrounds, A Treatise.
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Unethical Hearthstone Battlegrounds, A Treatise.
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Basic Fitness for Basic Bitches (i'm Basic Bitches)
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Basic Fitness for Basic Bitches (i'm Basic Bitches)
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread.
✨ 35 ✨
✨ 35 ✨
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread.
✨ 35 ✨
✨ 35 ✨
Spent my part of Sunday making gifs of my fave moment in each Hazbin Hotel 2 song. I'll post them in the replies.
Here's a HM to rope in views...x
Here's a HM to rope in views...x
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Spent my part of Sunday making gifs of my fave moment in each Hazbin Hotel 2 song. I'll post them in the replies.
Here's a HM to rope in views...x
Here's a HM to rope in views...x
Wish you were there when they needed you.
The only soul's who's ever completed you.
The only soul's who's ever completed you.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Wish you were there when they needed you.
The only soul's who's ever completed you.
The only soul's who's ever completed you.
oyin: i think the traitors may have recruited andrew since he was under fire yesterday.
faye: because he was under so much heat last night, we might not think it's him.
amy: that's so right, that's very, very true.
paudie: ....
paudie: hm well yeah. 🙄
(he recruited HIS OWN SON btw 😍 )
faye: because he was under so much heat last night, we might not think it's him.
amy: that's so right, that's very, very true.
paudie: ....
paudie: hm well yeah. 🙄
(he recruited HIS OWN SON btw 😍 )
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
oyin: i think the traitors may have recruited andrew since he was under fire yesterday.
faye: because he was under so much heat last night, we might not think it's him.
amy: that's so right, that's very, very true.
paudie: ....
paudie: hm well yeah. 🙄
(he recruited HIS OWN SON btw 😍 )
faye: because he was under so much heat last night, we might not think it's him.
amy: that's so right, that's very, very true.
paudie: ....
paudie: hm well yeah. 🙄
(he recruited HIS OWN SON btw 😍 )
eamon: i'm givin' you an out
paudie: but i'm not in :)
eamon: ... what do you mean???
paudie: no, what do *you* mean, 'you're giving *me* an out?' 🤨
eamon: i'm giving you a chance to to bring your theory to the table!!
paudie: but i'm not bringing it to the table 😗
eamon: YOU DID YESTERDAY!!! 😤😤😤
paudie: but i'm not in :)
eamon: ... what do you mean???
paudie: no, what do *you* mean, 'you're giving *me* an out?' 🤨
eamon: i'm giving you a chance to to bring your theory to the table!!
paudie: but i'm not bringing it to the table 😗
eamon: YOU DID YESTERDAY!!! 😤😤😤
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
eamon: i'm givin' you an out
paudie: but i'm not in :)
eamon: ... what do you mean???
paudie: no, what do *you* mean, 'you're giving *me* an out?' 🤨
eamon: i'm giving you a chance to to bring your theory to the table!!
paudie: but i'm not bringing it to the table 😗
eamon: YOU DID YESTERDAY!!! 😤😤😤
paudie: but i'm not in :)
eamon: ... what do you mean???
paudie: no, what do *you* mean, 'you're giving *me* an out?' 🤨
eamon: i'm giving you a chance to to bring your theory to the table!!
paudie: but i'm not bringing it to the table 😗
eamon: YOU DID YESTERDAY!!! 😤😤😤
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
too much of a luddite to make the blastoise trend work...x
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
too much of a luddite to make the blastoise trend work...x
Oldest selfies in my phone~ (Early 2017)
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oldest selfies in my phone~ (Early 2017)
"Don't you forget 😁 You are my pet 😘" goes way harder than it should as a line, omg.
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Don't you forget 😁 You are my pet 😘" goes way harder than it should as a line, omg.
Look listen, when the choice is between some man and his cat, I always choose the cat, okay?
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Look listen, when the choice is between some man and his cat, I always choose the cat, okay?
Doughy dork takes a selfie day
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Doughy dork takes a selfie day