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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Apr 24

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 9h

i am so tickled by this

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 9h

or it could be a statler and waldorf situation...i have questions for your hotel room's designer

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 9h

then you can reach down and give the stallion a ruffle of their hair like "GOOD JOB, SPORT" or a high five

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 9h

wait wait wait or does the bunk bed also doubling as the cuck chair...up in the balcony for the show kind of thing.

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 9h

...i have to ask, what is the cuck chair set up like in this room

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 1d

based confession

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 4d

gargantuan

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 5d

he's gotta finish cooking 😔

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 5d

at least i'll be getting some action on that date if you know what i mean

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 9d

uniqlo for me!

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 12d

i had to do a double take as this looks like a visual of a mix cd i made in high school

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 12d

did zach cregger make sure everyone did it happier and with their mouth way, way open?

a man wearing a hat and a suit is laughing with his mouth open .

ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit is laughing with his mouth open .

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 15d

👀

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 23d

omg same to all i am just like when will this end please i would rather dry skin 😭😭😭 at least it's easier to manage than acne.

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · 28d

HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL SON 💜💜💜

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 18

oh hey i did this back in '13!

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 16

wdym i have to keep waiting this has been the longest i have been edged i swear

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 12

holy shit that's amazing news

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 11

truly an inspiration to all monsterfuckers.

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 10

he may not be the father, but he's the uncle who stepped up 🥰 he's so nice to keep the cuck chair warm for nero

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 8

that scarf would put anyone into a depression

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 8

the "Make Me Cum" written on that little bottle sounds like a threat

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 2

certainly doesn't feel like the sort of satire this whole aesthetic started off as.

cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 2

actually have more thoughts, it's just so very...monotonous? there's no real substance, it's bringing nothing new we haven't heard before either from her or other artists in recent years. and seeing who produced it...kind of makes it disappointing.

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cuntissimo @takenbynumbers.bsky.social · Sep 2

very cyndi lauper meets lana del rey. house tour really is one of the few tracks that stands out.

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