spooky mulder
@tafkas98.bsky.social
180 followers 86 following 92 posts
(they/them, 26) broke artist. gender outlaw. useless lesbian. 18+ only pls
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tafkas98.bsky.social
jfc what did I miss
tafkas98.bsky.social
keep forgetting Threads is for the same crowd I have on Instagram and Bluesky is for my actual opinions
tafkas98.bsky.social
too dumb to be a receptionist at one company, exactly dumb enough to be a specialist at another company
tafkas98.bsky.social
somebody dropped like $3 worth of pennies on the ground next to my car today and you already know my poor ass was crawling on the ground like a hyena trying to pick them all up
tafkas98.bsky.social
feels like absolute hot garbage today
tafkas98.bsky.social
living alone is great because you can do things like throw 835 days down the drain and no one's there to stop you
tafkas98.bsky.social
everyone is mad at me rn 🙃
tafkas98.bsky.social
those of y'all who protested on Saturday and didn't cover your tattoos, piercings, or other identifiable features........good luck, babes
tafkas98.bsky.social
we are all god's children and he left us in a hot car
tafkas98.bsky.social
just unironically sent my friend a text that says "you'd love this song! very Rime of the Ancient Mariner-core"
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alli.gay
🚨 The US House of Reps have now PASSED their budget bill that includes a BAN on Gender Affirming Care for Medicaid for ALL AGES.

This bill now goes to the Senate where it’s likely to pass.

Call your Senators!
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iwriteok.bsky.social
motherfucker i will take every vaccine i can get if you dipshits open smallpox or polio up again I'll get it that. i love getting rabies shots. gimme all of it.
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FDA Commissioner Makary: "By the way, America doesn't want covid boosters."
tafkas98.bsky.social
me, alone in my apartment: "am I being manipulative right now?"
tafkas98.bsky.social
update: just informed her that men's pants have way bigger pockets than women's pants do. I'm changing Sarah's worldview today
tafkas98.bsky.social
I just showed my 62 y/o coworker the Sasha Velour v Shea Coulee finale lip sync
tafkas98.bsky.social
forgot I had this app for like a week. what did I miss
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maladroithe.bsky.social
Holy shit I HONKED like a goose
A little girl stuck in a Costco freezer holding a box of Eggo waffles captioned “kidz bop cask of amontillado”
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tafkas98.bsky.social
tafkas: the artist formerly known as [redacted] y'know like Prince
98: I turn 27 this year :)
juliagiantrat.bsky.social
explain your username:

c'mon look at it. its funny. get it. like the movie. like the movie title. except its. yeah. girls. get it. yeah you get it.
buppy.kindboys.online
🔮 explain your username:

multi: denotes many
mara: each letter is one of us alters!
tafkas98.bsky.social
what is a public bathroom for, if not to vape
tafkas98.bsky.social
this guy is eating holes in my brain right now
a Firey goblin from Labyrinth (1986)