Jeff
@tacosandhaircut.bsky.social
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Seattle Sounders Games: story-based, cozy, solo, roguelike cg Pop-sci fanboy: physics, paleoanthropology Origins, histories, etymologies, connections neurosomething he/him https://letterboxd.com/ijreilly/
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and be able to pin to my profile)
Ahh, oops! I was wondering why nobody else noticed.

My bad, Jeremiah!
uh, did you mentally add 3 pts to the total during the game in the leagues live standings (like I did earlier today)

I do not enjoy that they default to live now and don't have any obvious markings other that a small toggle switch.
😒 Pedro de la Vega’s knee
💃 3 pts and cup final hosting chance
💅 MLS MacGuffin retained
If you’ve heard of the MacGuffin in CFB, @mlssickos on Instagram tracked all the games where the MacGuffin has travelled in MLS. It even made stops at USL 2 and NASL. Apparently the Sounders are the current holders after beating RSL last night
Teeth (2007)
contemplating what my pussy should be fulla for halloween
"average person names 3 species a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person names 0 species per year. Species Georg, who lives in cave & names over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Who Was Georg Steller, And Why Are These Animals Named For Him?
A raucous, and beautiful, bird of the West is the Steller's Jay. It swoops down towards backyard bird feeders, sending all the finches and juncos, and occasionally Eurasian Collared-Doves, flitting aw...
www.nationalparkstraveler.org
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Sts 5 from Sterkfontein, South Africa was considered to be likely a female individual by Robert Broom, who discovered it in 1947. He named the fossil Plesianthropus transvaaensis. Today most scientist consider it to be Australopithecus africanus. #inktober
I missed this cute story.

A Lowedega cat (sorry) accidentally hitched a ride at the loading dock and then bolted when the truck unloaded in another state.

They held a full on Francine Fest with bands and food trucks to celebrate her return after a successful search and rescue. 😻
Women don’t like the vehicle.
Keep seeing posts about a new wave of users, but the stats don’t seem to show it? Maybe there was a brief deluge?
My fellow procrastinators, time to file your 2024 income tax!
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An icon for your desk from an icon. Win this tiny cooler signed by Seattle Reign's Laura Harvey.

$10 donations will get you a chance at this and also entered in @cascadiangamers.bsky.social Super Raffle! Check my Extra Life donor page for the incentive and donate: bit.ly/extralife25lp
Oh, cool! Didn't know that. 3rd book next month! It's going on Santa's list for sure.
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If you think you might be able to hook me up with a job even if just temp or data entry online labor message me and I'll share my linked in with you in dms
Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this
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Burn After Reading is especially funny if you watch it like Brad Pitt is Julian Assange and Frances McDormand is Chelsea Manning trying to pay for surgeries
Don't worry. The banking family that made countless millions courting and partnering with the most evil people in the world eventually faced justice! (a $1M fine)
lol the rare double 9/11. almost have to respect it.
Holy crap, my bad. I jumped to conclusions here.

Apparently* this article is using the term "Young Republicans" to refer to republicans between 18 and 40. 🤪

*I don't give clicks to the rag owned by the scion and CEO of the family bank that hid blood money for both Pinochet and the 9/11 hijackers!
10,000 articles about kids on campus being too stridently in favor of peace and love for the taste of the shitliberati, and decades of "boys will be boys" for the campus hitler youth.
watching the government's social media accounts spit out groyper stuff on main this whole last year, this is how i imagined the behind the scenes chats were going
…on Pass on DirectTV for Business. A package priced the same as MLS Season Pass on Apple TV, that is the only legal way to show MLS on MLS Season Pass in a public venue. Do not ask the bartender to switch to MLS Season Pass on Apple TV, or they'ill say "sorry we don't have an Apple TV or Apple TV o…
Sign up for MLS Season Pass on Apple TV!!!

note: you don't need to buy an Apple TV or subscribe to Apple TV to watch MLS Season Pass on Apple TV, but you must subscribe to MLS Season Pass on Apple TV, and you can only watch MLS Season Pass on Apple TV. Unless you're at a bar where it's on MLS Seas…
Apologies to former hitler youth: as I understand, that became mandatory indoctrination for actual children.

This is voluntary and gleeful hate spouted by adults jockeying for shotgun in the Orphan Crusher 2000.
decided to see if I coined "shitliberati". no hits on duckgo, a single hit on google (plus a full page explainer for this made up word that no one uses in "AI" Overview.)