TacoBellCurve
@tacobellcurve.bsky.social
I told my statistics professor I was having trouble understanding bell curves. He said, "Don't worry, that's normal."
I dunno if this is a tech shitposting account or an InfoSec lurker account. I'll sort it out in post.
I dunno if this is a tech shitposting account or an InfoSec lurker account. I'll sort it out in post.
I thought social media was supposed to give me dopamine hits, but all I'm getting is hate speech and people shitting on human rights.
Where's all the cats wearing silly costumes?
Where's all the cats wearing silly costumes?
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I thought social media was supposed to give me dopamine hits, but all I'm getting is hate speech and people shitting on human rights.
Where's all the cats wearing silly costumes?
Where's all the cats wearing silly costumes?
I had been slowly migrating off Proton for other reasons (started questioning the motives of the CEO), but this is definitely the kick i needed to wrap up that project.
Proton Mail suspended the account of a journalist writing for the hacker zine Phrack at the request of a cybersecurity agency, only reinstating the account after public outcry theintercept.com/2025/09/12/p...
Proton Mail Suspended Journalist Accounts at Request of Cybersecurity Agency
The journalists were reporting on suspected North Korean hackers. Proton only reinstated their accounts after a public outcry.
theintercept.com
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I had been slowly migrating off Proton for other reasons (started questioning the motives of the CEO), but this is definitely the kick i needed to wrap up that project.
Snitches get bug fixes
September 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Snitches get bug fixes
Hey kid, I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
September 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hey kid, I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
Reposted by TacoBellCurve
It's kinda insane how if you really love Programming you should probably not go into the current software development industry because you are certainly not gonna be doing enough Programming to be content with your life.
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's kinda insane how if you really love Programming you should probably not go into the current software development industry because you are certainly not gonna be doing enough Programming to be content with your life.
August 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Shaping up to be two weekends in a row without a golf trip (first time this term).
#teamcheeseburger let's gooooo
#teamcheeseburger let's gooooo
August 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Shaping up to be two weekends in a row without a golf trip (first time this term).
#teamcheeseburger let's gooooo
#teamcheeseburger let's gooooo
"Oh, it looks like you're muted"
The most painful phrase I can hear in one of these freaking video calls. So cringe, no matter who's the one talking into a muted mic
The most painful phrase I can hear in one of these freaking video calls. So cringe, no matter who's the one talking into a muted mic
August 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"Oh, it looks like you're muted"
The most painful phrase I can hear in one of these freaking video calls. So cringe, no matter who's the one talking into a muted mic
The most painful phrase I can hear in one of these freaking video calls. So cringe, no matter who's the one talking into a muted mic
I've noticed that a lot of those dickbag ICE agents(?) who cover their faces and refuse to show identification often have a lot of tattoos.
I wonder if someone has a database to help identify individuals by tattoos 🤔
I wonder if someone has a database to help identify individuals by tattoos 🤔
August 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I've noticed that a lot of those dickbag ICE agents(?) who cover their faces and refuse to show identification often have a lot of tattoos.
I wonder if someone has a database to help identify individuals by tattoos 🤔
I wonder if someone has a database to help identify individuals by tattoos 🤔
Holy guacamole, Windows has so much garbage during the install process.
I went to install Kali in a VM and it was like, 3 questions about time zone and user
On Windows, it's several minutes of opting out of random bullshit. You can't even get into the OS without a Microsoft account. Trash.
I went to install Kali in a VM and it was like, 3 questions about time zone and user
On Windows, it's several minutes of opting out of random bullshit. You can't even get into the OS without a Microsoft account. Trash.
August 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Holy guacamole, Windows has so much garbage during the install process.
I went to install Kali in a VM and it was like, 3 questions about time zone and user
On Windows, it's several minutes of opting out of random bullshit. You can't even get into the OS without a Microsoft account. Trash.
I went to install Kali in a VM and it was like, 3 questions about time zone and user
On Windows, it's several minutes of opting out of random bullshit. You can't even get into the OS without a Microsoft account. Trash.
Despite my username and pfp, I've always been on team cheeseburger. That's how we'll get him in the end.
August 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Despite my username and pfp, I've always been on team cheeseburger. That's how we'll get him in the end.
I've started to see some posts claiming that all packages into the US are about to be suspended due to the de minimus exception, but I can't find a credible news source backing those claims up.
That said, shit is about to get a whole lot slower and more expensive.
That said, shit is about to get a whole lot slower and more expensive.
August 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I've started to see some posts claiming that all packages into the US are about to be suspended due to the de minimus exception, but I can't find a credible news source backing those claims up.
That said, shit is about to get a whole lot slower and more expensive.
That said, shit is about to get a whole lot slower and more expensive.
I once worked at a company called MAILware (as in, postal mail + software). This was well after the term malware had become commonplace but the owner was stubborn.
I guess I could put "mailware developer" on my resume...it would certainly be a conversation starter.
I guess I could put "mailware developer" on my resume...it would certainly be a conversation starter.
August 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I once worked at a company called MAILware (as in, postal mail + software). This was well after the term malware had become commonplace but the owner was stubborn.
I guess I could put "mailware developer" on my resume...it would certainly be a conversation starter.
I guess I could put "mailware developer" on my resume...it would certainly be a conversation starter.
Finally the weekend. A break from my job of coding. Time to write some code!
August 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Finally the weekend. A break from my job of coding. Time to write some code!
Reposted by TacoBellCurve
80's AI girlfriend
August 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
80's AI girlfriend
So let me get this straight:
- dude throws a sandwich
- turns himself in (for assault with a foot long?)
- they let him go
- they get a film crew and 20(!?!) heavily armed thugs
- they roll up on his place and arrest him on film
- they post it to tiktok
What a fucking joke 🤣
- dude throws a sandwich
- turns himself in (for assault with a foot long?)
- they let him go
- they get a film crew and 20(!?!) heavily armed thugs
- they roll up on his place and arrest him on film
- they post it to tiktok
What a fucking joke 🤣
August 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
So let me get this straight:
- dude throws a sandwich
- turns himself in (for assault with a foot long?)
- they let him go
- they get a film crew and 20(!?!) heavily armed thugs
- they roll up on his place and arrest him on film
- they post it to tiktok
What a fucking joke 🤣
- dude throws a sandwich
- turns himself in (for assault with a foot long?)
- they let him go
- they get a film crew and 20(!?!) heavily armed thugs
- they roll up on his place and arrest him on film
- they post it to tiktok
What a fucking joke 🤣
Everyone is patting themselves on the back at #dayjob for a "successful" release... totally ignoring the fact that it required the whole team working nights and weekends to make it happen.
Success is only measured by business outcomes, employees be damned.
Success is only measured by business outcomes, employees be damned.
August 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Everyone is patting themselves on the back at #dayjob for a "successful" release... totally ignoring the fact that it required the whole team working nights and weekends to make it happen.
Success is only measured by business outcomes, employees be damned.
Success is only measured by business outcomes, employees be damned.
A friend of a friend is kick-starting a dope tarot card deck: @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bog...
Mordant Arcana Tarot
A tarot deck and booklet by Strega Wolf Eden van den Berg and Tessa Winters.
www.kickstarter.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
A friend of a friend is kick-starting a dope tarot card deck: @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bog...
I haven't received the dreaded YouTube age verification pop-up, so I guess my viewing habits were sufficiently depraved to flag me as an adult.
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I haven't received the dreaded YouTube age verification pop-up, so I guess my viewing habits were sufficiently depraved to flag me as an adult.
Hah...the shady AI folks at Perplexity have put in a bid to buy Chrome from Google. That would certainly be interesting, but I'm sure it'll never happen.
August 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hah...the shady AI folks at Perplexity have put in a bid to buy Chrome from Google. That would certainly be interesting, but I'm sure it'll never happen.
It seems like a large part of being a manager is just reposting slack messages that people already saw.
i JuSt WaNt To SiGnAl BoOsT tHiS pOsT
i JuSt WaNt To SiGnAl BoOsT tHiS pOsT
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It seems like a large part of being a manager is just reposting slack messages that people already saw.
i JuSt WaNt To SiGnAl BoOsT tHiS pOsT
i JuSt WaNt To SiGnAl BoOsT tHiS pOsT
Headline: White House Wants Big Balls to Get Same Medal as Rosa Parks
We truly live in the worst timeline.
We truly live in the worst timeline.
August 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Headline: White House Wants Big Balls to Get Same Medal as Rosa Parks
We truly live in the worst timeline.
We truly live in the worst timeline.