⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ
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• Grand Master of Ceremonies
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• Heavenly Capital's Marshal, Lord Thunder Master
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"Hey! I was the right hand woman of the emperor, I literally ran the place in his stead"
LingWen crosses her arms and hmphed.
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"Hey! I was the right hand woman of the emperor, I literally ran the place in his stead"
LingWen crosses her arms and hmphed.
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Really? A civil god demoting an elemental master older than her? How horrible!
[Whines, then slumps iver the table, slamming both his fists childishly.]
[Whines, then slumps iver the table, slamming both his fists childishly.]
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"Not important my foot, i would have you demoted already of you're that unimportant"
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"Not important my foot, i would have you demoted already of you're that unimportant"
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Bully you with paperwork? Hardly, you know that bulk of reports only happens once in awhile with my palace. I'm not as important as other gods are, anyway.
[Crying ensues.]
[Crying ensues.]
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"Awh come now, you bullied me all the time with all those paperwork, take this as a payback~"
Pat pat pat
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"Awh come now, you bullied me all the time with all those paperwork, take this as a payback~"
Pat pat pat
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My lady Ling Wen isn't as fun as she used to be before, what a pity.
[Continues crying.]
[Continues crying.]
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"Or you could zap the germs and bacteria dead when they enter your system, I grew up drinking well and river water and I turned out fine"
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"Or you could zap the germs and bacteria dead when they enter your system, I grew up drinking well and river water and I turned out fine"
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Maybe boil it over a heavenly fire and it will do wonders for my sorry state?
*She gently rested a hand on his shoulder, glancing over at a nearby table.*
Sit with me, Lord Thunder Master. Tell me what troubles you so?
Sit with me, Lord Thunder Master. Tell me what troubles you so?
[Laughs slightly then sighs, then slumps over, a melancholic air settling around him.]
My apologies, my lady, I do not know what is wrong with me today.
My apologies, my lady, I do not know what is wrong with me today.
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"One more complain and you're getting well water, i heard it's rich in minerals"
LingWen come back with a tray holding a small teapot and two cups, setting it on the table
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"One more complain and you're getting well water, i heard it's rich in minerals"
LingWen come back with a tray holding a small teapot and two cups, setting it on the table
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If you had you would've offered me some like a good host, but alas, I have to suffer like this.
[Takes out a handkerchief and wipes away imaginary tears, looking all sad and pitiful.]
[Takes out a handkerchief and wipes away imaginary tears, looking all sad and pitiful.]
*Hearing his saccharine words and the syrupy praise, her face scrunched slightly in distaste.*
... Lord Thunder Master, are you making a fool of me?
... Lord Thunder Master, are you making a fool of me?
Ah, what a pure soul you are. The brilliance of this lotus before me blinds me so, how wonderful. How marvelous. You truly are an admirable goddess, my lady~! How lucky that I, Thunder Master, get to work with such a lovely being?
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"And how did you know i didn't? The children that cone by must've finished them already"
She was planning to share with him her favorite tea, but since he decided to complain then he's getting regular tea. Hmph
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"And how did you know i didn't? The children that cone by must've finished them already"
She was planning to share with him her favorite tea, but since he decided to complain then he's getting regular tea. Hmph
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You should stock up just in case. Tea, then, I suppose.
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"Excuse me for living double life, i left all the money at home and this is just a cabin I visited when I'm bored"
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"Excuse me for living double life, i left all the money at home and this is just a cabin I visited when I'm bored"
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...has your new job never paid you well that you can't even afford cold beverages?...
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"Uuuh, shaved ice?"
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"Uuuh, shaved ice?"
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Then whenever my lady says something I don't like I shall just pretend I am deaf.
[He looks around the cabin, inspecting this small living space. Humming as he does so.]
Much too early for wine, much too energized for coffee. I'd consider tea, but does my lady have something else much colder?
[He looks around the cabin, inspecting this small living space. Humming as he does so.]
Much too early for wine, much too energized for coffee. I'd consider tea, but does my lady have something else much colder?
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"It's a suggestion, you don't have you listen if you don't want to"
She comes back out wearing a simple black robes, still drying her hair with a towel.
"Tea? Coffee? Wine?"
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"It's a suggestion, you don't have you listen if you don't want to"
She comes back out wearing a simple black robes, still drying her hair with a towel.
"Tea? Coffee? Wine?"
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The my lady ought to respect my preferences and cease the talk of suggesting me to mingle with others.
Your conflict avoidance is astounding, Lord Thunder Master, but I will concede.
Very well.
I know I haven't been in the skies often, that is simply because I have come to realize that there are ghost children that have taken residence within my temple. So, I have felt obligated to care for them.
Very well.
I know I haven't been in the skies often, that is simply because I have come to realize that there are ghost children that have taken residence within my temple. So, I have felt obligated to care for them.
I'm not so good at coming up with a topic for conversation. How about this, you tell me any news about you recently and I'll tell you some of mine in return. Give and take! We can surely keep the conversation going on a much better track. What do you think~?
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"For some people? Yes, I guess people simply have preferences"
She went behind a small room to change, but her voice is still clear in the room. The cabin isn't large anyway
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"For some people? Yes, I guess people simply have preferences"
She went behind a small room to change, but her voice is still clear in the room. The cabin isn't large anyway
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Isn't it better to be avoided? Like how it's better to be feared than loved?
[Laughs ominously as he takes a seat.]
[Laughs ominously as he takes a seat.]
*Her eyebrow raised, but she naturally relented. Normally the lightning master would become aggressive and more adamant, but something about that pitiful look encouraged her to soften instead.*
The weather? Really, Lord Thunder Master? We /are/ the weather.
The weather? Really, Lord Thunder Master? We /are/ the weather.
My lady, since you don't want me doing it then naturally I will stop. Do you think I'm so conceited that my words are empty?
[Gives her a pitiful look, then shakes his head lightly.]
No matter, this is all gloomy talk. We should talk something else, like the weather!
[Gives her a pitiful look, then shakes his head lightly.]
No matter, this is all gloomy talk. We should talk something else, like the weather!
Just because you stop doing it around me doesn't mean you no longer mean it.
I wish for you to understand your worth. You did not ascend without reason.
I wish for you to understand your worth. You did not ascend without reason.
How your words really have a way at tugging at my heartstrings, my lady.
[Gives a lighthearted chuckle.]
If my lady, the Lightning Master, does not wish to see me speak of myself this way then I will stop.
[Gives a lighthearted chuckle.]
If my lady, the Lightning Master, does not wish to see me speak of myself this way then I will stop.
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"How can you be so sure when you're never there to see it for yourself? Who knows, maybe they already regarded you as an outcast"
She gestured towards a chair in for the elemntal master to sit down while she herself fetch a dry towel
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"How can you be so sure when you're never there to see it for yourself? Who knows, maybe they already regarded you as an outcast"
She gestured towards a chair in for the elemntal master to sit down while she herself fetch a dry towel
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Well, it's not that I don't think most of them are stupid even though they are. I just don't see the point. The heavenly court isn't the same as a human palace court, where one has to please other people to gain footing.
[Follows behind.]
[Follows behind.]