koko @ monhun 🗡️🐉
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33, unhinged queer she/they illustrator | 80s aesthetic enthusiast | Mando, TCW, Bad Batch | DinCobbPaz CEO | 18+ only minors DNI 🔞
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Hi, I’m Koko, but you can also call me Jack 🤠✨
I’m an illustrator with a focus on queer intimacy and storytelling, and love working with dynamic lighting and warm colors 🏳️‍🌈

Frequently NSFW, 18+ only

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Baby man is taking his job as guardian + nurse very seriously while I’m on Floor Purgatory
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The rug is fluffy, I’m surprisingly comfortable, and I use the coffee table as a brace to get up from the floor without asking too much of my back
Little wins
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Behold, my floor nest
I feel a little silly, but the combo of solid surface + heating pad is doing wonders for getting my idiot spine realigned. I walked to the bathroom mostly upright and without the walker, which is huge.
I’ll catch up on sleep when the bed won’t lock me up lmaaaoo
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Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.
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Connective tissue disorder gang rise up 😩
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
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YELLING SO LOUDLY this brought such light to my shitty day, tysm 😭🩷
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"I’m selling movies, yes. But if I can do it with art, with beauty, in a way that reaches people and touches them... that’s what makes me happy." - Drew Struzan
Struzan's painted posters for Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi
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I am in agony, there is no way I can sit or lay or stand that isn’t constant nerve pain, and I can’t get five steps before my spine gives tf out. And the worst part is you can’t really do shit about it besides rest
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Threw out my back again, worse this time, I am going to crash the fuck out
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It’s not that I dislike meat, it’s that the country has gotten incredibly lax on food inspections and safety and a bitch does NOT play with salmonella/lysteria/e-coli/food poisoning of any kind. And yes I know you can get that from lettuce too. Argue with the wall

Chickpeas I love you
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According to the calculator I used I should be having approx 110g of protein a day, and trying to up my intake when I don’t really eat meat anymore is a fucking PAIN I tell you what
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It's funny how banks have no problem with money if it comes from oppressing workers or destroying environments, but the line is: fraking adult games ☝️
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Per Reddit: Steam adult developer in the UK is sitting on a USD equivalent of six figures, can’t find a bank to take his money because the developer creates adult games

www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...
r/UKPersonalFinance
3 hr. ago
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I develop adult video games on Steam. I can't find a bank that will actually let me withdraw my money from Steam. Can I get some advice?
Game has sold quite well on Steam. I've got almost £90,000 ready to withdraw after Steam's cut + VAT taken off.

However, it's been 2 months now and I can't find ANY bank in the UK who will let me withdraw my money from Steam. I've been banned/refused/unable to get a business account with:

Wise
Revolut
Monzo
Monese
Chase
Starling
Nationwide
Halifax
Barclays
Lloyds
RBS

It always comes down to, "Where did you get this money from?"

"It's coming from games I sell on Steam."

"Can we see the store page?"

"Sure."

"I'm sorry, we can't do business with you at this time."

It keeps coming down to a commercial decision purely because I make adult content.

What the hell am I supposed to do? I've pretty much exhausted the whole banking system. I just want to be able to be paid for products I've sold.
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I’m only missing two (2) massive crowns and seven mini ones
I want my dang plat trophy
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Update, got the massive one, now I just need the mini
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Absolutely BLOWING through hunter points resting a million times trying to get a mini and a massive Rey Dau
WHERE ARE YOU, BITCH
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But I’m getting closer to 3mi/1hr which is. Uh. Shit compared to what I used to be able to do, but I need to remind myself I’m 33 and disabled, not 18 and untouchable
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Know what else sucks? Runny nose from exercise. Sniffles on the treadmill is horrid
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I swear the first 20 minutes of a walk are the most agonizing. After that? Something clicks, it’s easy, just moving. But that initial 20 minutes. Humbling
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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I’m also pretty sure that it fell out from my attic, because I’ve had a HVAC tech come out twice in the last week-ish and the attic access is in the rec room, catty corner to my room. Scorpions love basements and attics, so it wouldn’t surprise me
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I didn’t kill it if you’re curious, I got a good up close shot to identify it (adult striped bark scorpion, common in central Texas) and then I yeeted it over the back fence into the greenbelt so it can be something else’s problem. Or get eaten by my foxes
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If you want to know how my day has gone, it started with finding a whole scorpion in my bedroom in the folds of the comforter. Just Texas things I guess
I’m just glad Cosmo—who alerted me to where it was by smacking the blanket—didn’t get tagged
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Climbing on my roof and yelling 😫