koko @ monhun 🗡️🐉
@synthwavecryptid.bsky.social
33, unhinged queer she/they illustrator | 80s aesthetic enthusiast | Mando, TCW, Bad Batch | DinCobbPaz CEO | 18+ only minors DNI 🔞
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Hi, I’m Koko, but you can also call me Jack 🤠✨
I’m an illustrator with a focus on queer intimacy and storytelling, and love working with dynamic lighting and warm colors 🏳️🌈
Frequently NSFW, 18+ only
🩵 patreon.com/c/synthwavecryptid
💜 tumblr: synthwavecryptid
🩷 asks: synthwavecryptid.straw.page
I’m an illustrator with a focus on queer intimacy and storytelling, and love working with dynamic lighting and warm colors 🏳️🌈
Frequently NSFW, 18+ only
🩵 patreon.com/c/synthwavecryptid
💜 tumblr: synthwavecryptid
🩷 asks: synthwavecryptid.straw.page
Once again using childhood favorites to cope with stress
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Once again using childhood favorites to cope with stress
The pipeline from trauma hypersexualization to firm boundaries ace is wild because what do you mean people telling me I’m hot pisses me off now
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The pipeline from trauma hypersexualization to firm boundaries ace is wild because what do you mean people telling me I’m hot pisses me off now
Misprint errors in MY EMS study book?? More likely than you think
(Not only is the label misprinted, that’s not a correct AFib ECG read)
(Not only is the label misprinted, that’s not a correct AFib ECG read)
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Misprint errors in MY EMS study book?? More likely than you think
(Not only is the label misprinted, that’s not a correct AFib ECG read)
(Not only is the label misprinted, that’s not a correct AFib ECG read)
Every time an insect glaive user tries to drop the mustard bomb ON TOP of omega (and thus blasting the hell out of everyone around it) instead of luring it away I lose a year on my life
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every time an insect glaive user tries to drop the mustard bomb ON TOP of omega (and thus blasting the hell out of everyone around it) instead of luring it away I lose a year on my life
toast is a leg breaking fiend
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
toast is a leg breaking fiend
Not to be a bitch but folks under HR100 have no business joining omega SOS quests unless they really know what they’re doing
I can’t carry you through STUPIDITY
I can’t carry you through STUPIDITY
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Not to be a bitch but folks under HR100 have no business joining omega SOS quests unless they really know what they’re doing
I can’t carry you through STUPIDITY
I can’t carry you through STUPIDITY
Officially got the house, move to Houston confirmed in February
yaYy. kinda 🙃
yaYy. kinda 🙃
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Officially got the house, move to Houston confirmed in February
yaYy. kinda 🙃
yaYy. kinda 🙃
It’s not Thanksgiving without hypertension amirite
(it’s slowly going down I’m just big stress)
(it’s slowly going down I’m just big stress)
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s not Thanksgiving without hypertension amirite
(it’s slowly going down I’m just big stress)
(it’s slowly going down I’m just big stress)
Mom: our kindness 🥰
Me: we’re nerdy asf
Dad: we’re all stupid 😃
Me: we’re nerdy asf
Dad: we’re all stupid 😃
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mom: our kindness 🥰
Me: we’re nerdy asf
Dad: we’re all stupid 😃
Me: we’re nerdy asf
Dad: we’re all stupid 😃
Reposted by koko @ monhun 🗡️🐉
Li’l John is performing “Turn Down for What” on the Toys Я Us float and his DJ is Geoffrey the Giraffe.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Li’l John is performing “Turn Down for What” on the Toys Я Us float and his DJ is Geoffrey the Giraffe.
“Oh nice the AT Nu Udra time challenge pendants are out, lemme see the A rank I got- OH”
the way it slurps back in I’m crying
the way it slurps back in I’m crying
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“Oh nice the AT Nu Udra time challenge pendants are out, lemme see the A rank I got- OH”
the way it slurps back in I’m crying
the way it slurps back in I’m crying
Transformers Prime is 15 years old…… help I’m turning to dust
Speaking of, fun fact: my internet name Koko comes from Knockout, the decepticon medic introduced in TF:Prime!
So I have officially been Koko for 13 years now ✨
Speaking of, fun fact: my internet name Koko comes from Knockout, the decepticon medic introduced in TF:Prime!
So I have officially been Koko for 13 years now ✨
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Transformers Prime is 15 years old…… help I’m turning to dust
Speaking of, fun fact: my internet name Koko comes from Knockout, the decepticon medic introduced in TF:Prime!
So I have officially been Koko for 13 years now ✨
Speaking of, fun fact: my internet name Koko comes from Knockout, the decepticon medic introduced in TF:Prime!
So I have officially been Koko for 13 years now ✨
I bet as a lawyer it feels real good to say OBJECTION
But I bet as a judge it feels even better to say OVERRULED
But I bet as a judge it feels even better to say OVERRULED
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I bet as a lawyer it feels real good to say OBJECTION
But I bet as a judge it feels even better to say OVERRULED
But I bet as a judge it feels even better to say OVERRULED
Another 6hr round trip drive tomorrow to look at one (1) house, Tylenol save me
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Another 6hr round trip drive tomorrow to look at one (1) house, Tylenol save me
Reposted by koko @ monhun 🗡️🐉
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
Guess who has two thumbs and a lowgrade fever
I’m tired of this year
Of this whole ass decade
I’m tired of this year
Of this whole ass decade
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Guess who has two thumbs and a lowgrade fever
I’m tired of this year
Of this whole ass decade
I’m tired of this year
Of this whole ass decade
Love when I get the final hit kill screen 😎
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Love when I get the final hit kill screen 😎
We will return to regular scheduled shitposting tomorrow, I was in chaos yesterday and then I drove 3hrs to Houston this morning to look at houses for 2hrs and then drove 3hrs back. My brain is mashed potato
Pls have this happy water tank I saw on the drive in the meantime
Pls have this happy water tank I saw on the drive in the meantime
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
We will return to regular scheduled shitposting tomorrow, I was in chaos yesterday and then I drove 3hrs to Houston this morning to look at houses for 2hrs and then drove 3hrs back. My brain is mashed potato
Pls have this happy water tank I saw on the drive in the meantime
Pls have this happy water tank I saw on the drive in the meantime
I made it kids, I’m a cool hunter, I have randos sending me link party requests after successfully finishing hunts with them
🥹
🥹
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I made it kids, I’m a cool hunter, I have randos sending me link party requests after successfully finishing hunts with them
🥹
🥹
One of my favorite things to watch when I need to chill tf out is restoration videos. Old toys, appliances, furniture, etc etc. It’s really satisfying seeing something get skillfully cleaned and fixed up like new
I bet as a rusty toy car it feels great to get sandblasted
I bet as a rusty toy car it feels great to get sandblasted
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
One of my favorite things to watch when I need to chill tf out is restoration videos. Old toys, appliances, furniture, etc etc. It’s really satisfying seeing something get skillfully cleaned and fixed up like new
I bet as a rusty toy car it feels great to get sandblasted
I bet as a rusty toy car it feels great to get sandblasted
Friendly tip to my fic writer pals from your favorite medical school drop out:
If the person’s heart is in asystole, aka FLATLINED, they cannot be brought back with a manual defibrillator in hospital or AED outside of hospital. It’s a non-shockable rhythm, and would be pointless. Thank u
If the person’s heart is in asystole, aka FLATLINED, they cannot be brought back with a manual defibrillator in hospital or AED outside of hospital. It’s a non-shockable rhythm, and would be pointless. Thank u
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Friendly tip to my fic writer pals from your favorite medical school drop out:
If the person’s heart is in asystole, aka FLATLINED, they cannot be brought back with a manual defibrillator in hospital or AED outside of hospital. It’s a non-shockable rhythm, and would be pointless. Thank u
If the person’s heart is in asystole, aka FLATLINED, they cannot be brought back with a manual defibrillator in hospital or AED outside of hospital. It’s a non-shockable rhythm, and would be pointless. Thank u
So anyways I finished The Pitt yesterday after starting it the day before, safe to say I was very hooked. I loved it, 20/10, excellent writing and very medically accurate (with some tweaks for tv obvs)
INCREDIBLY stoked for season 2 in January
INCREDIBLY stoked for season 2 in January
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
So anyways I finished The Pitt yesterday after starting it the day before, safe to say I was very hooked. I loved it, 20/10, excellent writing and very medically accurate (with some tweaks for tv obvs)
INCREDIBLY stoked for season 2 in January
INCREDIBLY stoked for season 2 in January
My favorite animal at my hometown zoo died, I am BIG SAD
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My favorite animal at my hometown zoo died, I am BIG SAD