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Saeryn

@syntheticx.com

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SyntheticX Me snc 00000010 THIS!=THIS AI banr & PFP (usually) I'm a fucking delight. Gamez: https://www.g2a.com/r/syntheticx_batman Thredz: https://www.thredup.com/r/DFU1J4 HauKadaPuntz: https://rewards.bing.com/welcome?rh=14BF3725&ref=rafsrchae

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 16d

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 5h

In honor of this I took some stylish pictures of me in company hats.

Honestly it's embarrassing how many they are. Brand new too, but I don't wear "ball caps", bucko!

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 5h

Your mom engorges Andrew Cuomo

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 5h

Moooooooooooooooooooooove bitch, get out the way.
Get out the way bitch, get out the way!

a helicopter is flying over a body of water in the dark

Alt: a cow is sent through the air across a road in a scene from the movie twister

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 11h

O'samma MacLadden

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 13h

Fucking masterful
No lyrics to march of the pigs... Huh? Funny that.

Lyrics to NIN Heresy

god is dead, and no one cares
If there is a hell, I'll see you there

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 13h

Perhaps it's not the amount of butter, you just need a variation? If piqued, please consider this traditional seasonal treat of my people:

melting a lb of butter in a gallon freezer bag of
mixed Chex cereal, seasoning, Worcestershire, shaking / baking for about 20 @ 300?

pretzels, nuts as needed

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 13h

You live
You learn
You lube
Won't burn

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 13h

Learn lube love

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 13h

Haha.
I'm sure they've done it on a pillow but my autocorrect decided my duplicitous use of love should actually be

Live lube love

😂😂🤣

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 13h

Love love love them! Will have to check it out

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 14h

I believe the general consensus would be closer, which was absolutely HUGE in impact. I can hear it in this album though

The absolutes passion in the overdriven "suck"
"HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL?!"

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 14h

Never heard NIN? Start with broken
I honestly think Trent BECAME with this album:

tidal.com/browse/track...

Nine Inch Nails - Last

Listen to Last on TIDAL

tidal.com

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Peaches von Strangle @vantablackvamp.blacksky.app · 17h

Mike SOLD.

This is a fumble so cold, we need to resurrect Madden to call it.

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 17h

A petition on @change.org is calling for Congress to stop getting paid during Gov. shutdowns, arguing that “citizens are penalized constantly, now elected officials should face some penalties too” and I support this message. 👇
Change.org/NoCongressPay

Sign the Petition

Hold Congress Accountable: No Pay or Benefits During Government Shutdowns

Change.org

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 17h

I thought they arrested the Bum Fights guys...

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 17h

Oh! They didn't even have to knowingly opt in.
They sold several apps under the guise of coupons. Look at gas buddy. Collect location, collect IMEI, decorate navigation with user info, sell data to insurance company, they change premium due to "demographic forces"

Yeah, you saw costumer X speeds

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 17h

The entire tech world is built on these knowing misinterpretations, legally covered, still accomplishing same end goal

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 17h

Thatshuuuuge, because they only have to change something from cranial wound haver to "how to stop head bleeding" searcher and it's now marketing data And no longer health

They don't care and there is no oversight.
Look at location data and meta IMEI for car insurance

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 17h

Every single app is predatory. ESPECIALLY "health" apps
Fuck these people

If you're doing positive things? Well your dopamine is too high!
Negative? Your dopamine is too low! Either way finish what you started you quitting quitter

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 19h

If you got continuum problems I feel bad for you, son.
Got 99 problems but a clock ain't one

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 19h

In this house we live calendar week to week
You consume ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PLATE!

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 19h

I will not be saving any daylight
We have standards, people!

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Sarah Ironside 💙 @sarahironside.bsky.social · 20h

MAGA is against abortion until they need one. Against affordable healthcare until they get sick. Against SNAP until they are hungry. Against empathy until they are the ones suffering.

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 20h

Oh just wait till he gets going!

Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 1d

Mamdani is, Jeffries is not

Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck Hakeem Jeffries.

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 1d

Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.