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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 1d

In admiration of the Gieggs, no doubt, I can't imagine any other emotion to associate with them

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 1d

Audio is from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Was gonna do the whole bit but this summed everything up

I have to get to work early to try and catch up + have too many projects for another. Time is a prison, I forgot today was Tuesday, and now I get to debate between eat and sleep (Spoiler: It'll be neither)

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 1d

The last monthish w/ my cat pulling a new diagnosis and about -$3k, worrying I'd lose my job, only to be the ONLY one (along with a new hire to train) + not being able to complete the bare minimum despite staying 3hrs more has me telling my cats 'Kittens I'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself'

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 1d

The last monthish w/ my cat pulling a new diagnosis and about -$3k, worrying I'd lose my job, only to be the ONLY one (along with a new hire to train) + not being able to complete the bare minimum despite staying 3hrs more has me telling my cats 'Kittens I'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself'

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 2d

"Machine, I am prepared to go to the concert."

Here's a couple versions of a piece I've been working on and off since July. Cunty Gabriel has been a very good, if difficult, art piece to work on during stress

#ultrakill #ultrakillgabriel #ultrakillart

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 3d

There's a rush felt contributing to the downfall of people's days with just a few Gieggs, I look forward to my next abomination

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 3d

The internet is a mistake anyways

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 4d

I think you can get an ostrich egg for 50 bucks in some places, hard boil it, and put it in a dress if you wanna go that route. Dismember a doll and add the appendages if you really wanna get cursed

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 5d

You're welcome

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 6d

Oh noooo, that'd be terrible :)

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 6d

Me to my cat: You know, I wouldn't have to stab you with saline fluids and give you three different medicines a day if you'd JUST DRINK WATER

Also me: Oof, ouch, owie, why do I have a headache when I've had a handful of chips and a sip of water in the last 24hrs

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 6d

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 7d

I did my creation justice then

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 7d

The most cursed thing I've made yet and I made a GianniSebastian. I present to you Giegg (Gee-egg) with both bald and hair versions for all your cursed #getgianni needs

For once I release an @getgianni.com summon into the wild, this is for everytime I look up an old meme and IT'S ALWAYS YOU

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 8d

Pfft, we'll see. I'm adding everything else first

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you! Lmao, I don't know whether or not to give him hair

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 8d

God giving me hands was a mistake

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 9d

Found out another meme from years ago was voiced by Gianni. I have a vision to draw when I get home

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 10d

Finally got around to making this. This works with both when #getgianni said "I'm gonna flash you" and when near the end of the stream he adjusted the bust of the dress DOWN

It's an odd thing being Ace because I feel like I'm the insane one for not being down bad, but I'm still having a good time

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 14d

... I was supposed to be working on a meme based off the maid stream that I wanted done Monday but per usual I got distracted

I gave #getgianni twenty bucks and the auto-message was very ominous, so, uh, here lmao. I swear, I'll make the maid meme

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 15d

Not dead but for anyone else who's perfectionist and likes trying to get accurate sizes on things, I was dicking around in Blender after seeing the rig height comparison on the left. I continue to forget how massive he is, I blame Roblox proportions (5'9" L, 5'2" R)

#sebastiansolace #pressureroblox

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · 21d

I guess I really wasn't meant for the Rapture on Tuesday that was apparently supposed to happen

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Jul 9

I know I said I wasn't gonna make the alt vers. rn, but I couldn't stop thinking about it at work and did a speedrun to try and get this finished

We're going to ignore that it was almost six hours with no breaks because of the demons possessing me to make this vers

Once again, thank you #getgianni

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 16

The background track was pretty obvious

youtu.be/kMbyqu5ePjU

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 16

"Oh, you're far more valuable to me than that, Expendable. I merely wanted a taste."

I thought about Van Kleiss and then this just happened. Here's #sebastiansolace in VK-inspired clothes that took way too long, but it doesn't matter cause I'm prob the only person to think about Gen Rex on here

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 15

I've been sat here since posting, tilting my head this way and that to figure out what it's reminding me of, and it's FUCKING MUNYA, AND NO I'M NOT ELABORATING BECAUSE NO ONE WILL FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M REFERENCING EVEN IF I SAY IT

ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 15

"It'll be a warm-up," I tell myself. "It'll be a couple hours max"

I'm a fucking liar

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ProfessionallySynical @synicalart.bsky.social · Sep 15

"It'll be a warm-up," I tell myself. "It'll be a couple hours max"

I'm a fucking liar

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