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SwordOfDorkness

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Drawing hot monsters, haunted babes & high fantasy nonsense. ✨ Myth, mischief & monster thirst, plus a webcomic full of bad decisions. 🖤 Creator of HaremOfHorrors + The Adventures of Art & Biscuits 🔗 linktr.ee/swordofdorkness

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SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · 26d

From latte-loving to downright spiteful 🔥🎃 Velma’s Pumpkin Spite 2.0 is here — hotter, darker, and exclusive to Etsy. Mugs & totes now live at a sweeter price 🖤👻 #art #etsyseller
haremofhorrors.etsy.com

Two stylized pin-up illustrations of a red-skinned demon girl named Velma, known as Pumpkin Spite. Both versions show her holding two pumpkins suggestively against her chest, with bat wings, horns, and a playful expression.

Left image (Pumpkin Spite v2.0): Velma kneels on the ground inside a glowing pentagram surrounded by candles. She wears only black underwear, her wings spread wide, and the title ‘Pumpkin Spite’ appears below with flaming text.

Right image (original Pumpkin Spite): Velma stands upright wearing purple leggings and tan boots. She holds pumpkins the same way, her tail curling around her side. The title ‘Pumpkin Spite’ appears in gothic lettering with flames.

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · 29d

Preview time 👀
Pumpkin Spite is hitting mugs + totes this weekend. 🎃🔥
Not your basic pumpkin spice.

#PumpkinSpite #MonsterGirl #HotMonsterFall

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Sep 22

🍂 First day of fall.
🎃 But she’s not your basic pumpkin spice.
Stay tuned — she’s almost ripe…

#PumpkinSpite #HotMonsterFall #HaremOfHorrors #MonsterGirlsOfEtsy #SpicyArt #PumpkinSeason #GothCore #AutumnAesthetic #CryptidCuties

Close-up digital illustration of Pumpkin Spite, a red demon girl character with sharp horns, glasses, and golden eyes. She sticks out a forked tongue in a playful, sultry expression. The background is dark gray, highlighting her glowing red skin and gothic monster girl aesthetic.

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Sep 17

Congrats!

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SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Sep 17

Here’s your reminder that my #art also lives on TeePublic! Succu-Basic is strutting her stuff there now — and the site’s running a sale: tinyurl.com/4m5uf3a2

But the real mischief? Pumpkin Spite drops next week… and she’s way too hot for TeePublic. 🔥🎃 Catch her exclusively in the Harem of Horrors.

Digital illustration of a red-skinned succubus lounging casually with a smug smile. She has curved horns, small bat wings, and a spaded tail. She wears a cropped black hoodie, bright purple leggings, and tan boots. In one hand she holds a green takeaway coffee cup labeled ‘Eat, Pray, Love,’ with the word ‘Pray’ crossed out. Below her, fiery gothic text reads ‘Succu-BASIC.’ The art blends playful demon-girl pinup style with tongue-in-cheek basic witch humor.

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Sep 7

If I had a nickel for every fandom i was in that involved a sinister radio host with an unsettling grin, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
Anyway, enjoy this crossover. #FanArt #Crossover #WelcomeToNightVale #HazbinHotel

“Crossover fanart of Welcome to Night Vale and Hazbin Hotel. On the left is Kevin, the host of Desert Bluffs Community Radio from Night Vale. He wears a black shirt and orange vest, smiling as he says, ‘Really? I’d love to see it!’ On the right is Alastor, the Radio Demon from Hazbin Hotel, in a red suit and bow tie, holding his microphone staff. He says, ‘You know, this “Desert Bluffs” sounds an awful lot like my neck of the woods!’ A glowing bubble with red eyes ominously adds: ‘I truly think you will.’ Background is smoky gray with dark tendrils.”

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SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Sep 5

She’s almost ripe… #wip #art #illustration #drawing #digitalart #halloween

Black-and-white sketch of a horned demon girl kneeling inside a pentagram with lit candles. She has bat wings, sunglasses, and a mischievous smile while holding two pumpkins against her chest. Playful spooky art, work-in-progress.

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SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Sep 3

Honestly? Same.

#HonestlySame #PinkyAndTheBrain #90sCartoons #RelatableMemes #CartoonHumor #Animaniacs

Screenshot of the cartoon mice Pinky and the Brain. Brain looks grumpy with his arms crossed, while Pinky smiles and gestures. Below, text reads: ‘Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I’m willing to hear the Brain’s platform.’ A reply adds: ‘At this point, I’m willing to hear Pinky’s platform.’

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SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Sep 1

⚡ FINAL HOURS ⚡
The monster girls are heading back to their lairs at midnight… and so does this flash sale! Don’t let them slip away without snagging your favorite. 🖤👹

👉 haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#LastChance #FlashSale #MonsterGirls #PinupArt #DarkAesthetic #HaremOfHorrors #art #LaborDaySale

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 31

Mid-sale status: spicy. 😈 Flash Sale runs through Monday night—grab your fave monster girl while she’s on strike.
👉 haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#LaborDaySale #FlashSale #MonsterGirls #CryptidCuties #GothAesthetic #SpookySeason

Collage of gothic pinup monster girls with “Labor Day Flash Sale” text.

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 30

Labor Day just got a little more sinful. 😈 FLASH SALE is LIVE now through Monday at midnight! ⚡
🕸️ Snag your favorite cryptid cutie before she vanishes: haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#LaborDaySale #FlashSale #MonsterGirls #SpookyStyle #GothicPinup #HotMonsterSummer #HaremOfHorrors

Digital illustration of a red-skinned demon girl with horns, glasses, and batlike wings. She smirks while lifting her black shirt. A bold red banner reading “FLASH SALE” covers her chest. Playful, cheeky monster girl artwork promoting a Labor Day flash sale.

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 29

Something wicked this way comes… 😈 Labor Day weekend, the monster girls are going on strike. Flash sale begins tomorrow!
haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#LaborDaySale #FlashSale #MonsterGirls #AltFashion #SpookyStyle #GothicPinup #HotMonsterSummer #HaremOfHorrors

Illustration of a sexy red-skinned demon girl with black hair, sharp horns, and yellow catlike eyes behind glasses. She smirks while teasingly pulling up her shirt. Overlaid red text reads: “72 hours only… FLASH SALE!” The image promotes a Labor Day flash sale with a cheeky monster girl aesthetic.

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 24

The algorithm is weird sometimes.

#MemeMarketing #ArtMeme #ArtistProblems #SmallBusinessHumor #SexyArt #NerdArt #ArtistLife #AlgorithmHumor #ContentCreatorLife #WeirdAlgorithm #IndieArtist #SocialMediaStruggles

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 23

Swamp Creature. Jersey Girl. Party Crasher. 🌿👹🎉
Which one’s coming home with you? (Sale ends tomorrow—tees, tanks, and lounge shorts only!)
Shop: tee.pub/lic/hrlslqC8C4U
#cryptid #monstergirl #gothcore #art

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 20

Just dropped: Color Me Cryptid Vol. 1! 🖤
A 12-page digital coloring zine full of sexy monster girls + cryptid pinups.
Instant download → color at home or in your favorite app.

👉 shorturl.at/q3Otu

#cryptid #monstergirls #art #coloringzine

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 16

She’s slimy. She’s sexy. She’s live. 🌿💚
The Swamp Creature has emerged from the depths to claim her place in the Harem.

Now available on Etsy: haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#MonsterGirls #CryptidCuties #HorrorArt

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 9

She’s surfaced! 🦎💋 The Swamp Creature Pin-Up is live — retro horror meets vintage pin-up perfection. #art #teepublic
👙 Shop now: tee.pub/lic/hrlslqC8...

Flat light-blue t-shirt featuring a pin-up illustration of a sexy, green-scaled swamp creature inspired by classic monster movies, sitting on a tree stump by the water beside a “No Swimming” sign. She poses with arms crossed over her chest, wearing high-waisted vintage pink underwear and red lipstick, with a blue shirt draped over the sign.

Cartoon pin-up illustration of a sexy, green-scaled swamp creature inspired by classic monster movies, sitting on a tree stump by the water beside a “No Swimming” sign. She poses with arms crossed over her chest, wearing high-waisted vintage pink underwear and red lipstick, with a blue shirt draped over the sign.

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Aug 6

🔥 SwordOfDorkness is on sale Aug 6–10!
New: LOUNGE SHORTS!
Let your thighs rep your dice addiction, nerdy puns, and fandom chaos.
Up to 35% off at:
👉 tee.pub/lic/hrlslqC8...
#TeepublicSale #TTRPG #IndieArtist #HotMonsterSummer #art

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Jul 28

🚨 New drop for #MonsterGirlMonday! Meet Jersey Girl, a cheeky cryptid with horns, wings, and serious goth bathroom selfie energy. 😈👀

Now haunting the Harem of Horrors — and your closet.

🛒 haremofhorrors.etsy.com

#JerseyDevil #MonsterGirl #CryptidFashion

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Jul 25

You up?
Jersey Girl is. And she’s in the bathroom, looking real proud of what she’s about to do to your phone.

One spicy cryptid pinup. Three phone-optimized sizes. Yours for $2.

👉 ko-fi.com/swordofdorkness

#JerseyDevil #HotMonsterSummer #PhoneWallpaper #art

Illustration of a sexy horned demon girl taking a mirror selfie in a dingy public bathroom. The character has glowing yellow eyes, curved horns, black wings, and visible claws, with long dark hair and a confident, flirtatious expression. She poses in front of a graffiti-covered bathroom stall with tentacles emerging behind her. The pink, distressed text above reads “Jersey Girl” in bold gothic lettering. The overall design blends gothic pinup style, cryptidcore humor, and alt horror aesthetics.

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SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Jul 24

Caleb and Essek?

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Jul 24

🖤 Nerdy tees up to 35% off now thru July 27!
My TeePublic shop’s full of cryptids, mimics, alien girls & gothcore thirst traps.
Snag your faves while the sale’s hot:
tee.pub/lic/hrlslqC8...
#SwordOfDorkness #TeePublicSale #MonsterGirls

A colorful promotional collage for SwordOfDorkness Art’s TeePublic store sale. The center panel reads “My TeePublic Store is on SALE – Link in my bio” in bold comic book-style text over a starry blue background. Surrounding it are six design previews:
– Jersey Girl, a sexy Jersey Devil taking a bathroom selfie with tentacles and graffiti.
– Party Crasher, a green alien girl riding a UFO above a Roswell sign.
– Definitely Not a Mimic, featuring creepy yellow eyes and a tongue with sharp teeth.
– Tea-Fling, a stylish tiefling holding a cup of tea.
– Cof-Fey, a flirty fairy in lingerie sipping coffee.
All designs are vibrant and nerdy with a playful monster girl or fantasy twist.

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Jul 20

While Jersey Girl gets ready to crash the Harem…
Meet the top-viewed monsters already turning heads:
🛸 Alien babe
🐍 Medusa
👁️ Mothwoman
(And someone’s about to stomp in soon 👠)

🖤 haremofhorrors.etsy.com #cryptidcuties #monstergirl #art

SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Jul 19

Thank you! You should see the rest!

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@swordofdorkness: Digital Artist | Linktree

A gamer and equal-opportunity nerd with a passion for creating fantasy-themed art and comics.

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SwordOfDorkness @swordofdorkness.bsky.social · Jul 19

Like what you see here? Check out my other designs on Teepublic and Etsy!

linktr.ee/swordofdorkn...

@swordofdorkness: Digital Artist | Linktree

A gamer and equal-opportunity nerd with a passion for creating fantasy-themed art and comics.

linktr.ee