Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton
@swintoncharlie.bsky.social
Playful, skilful, joyful, hand full. Follow the links, my lovelies. 😋
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Beem: @swintoncharlie
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Beem: @swintoncharlie
Day dreaming about the delights of a tropical holiday. 🌴🍍💋
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Day dreaming about the delights of a tropical holiday. 🌴🍍💋
I’m going to organise my first round of travel for 2026 next week as my January is going to be a bit crazy.
Will be nice to have those first trips firmly in my diary before the sh*t hits the fan. lol.
Perth, Sydney, Brisbane and Canberra - I’ll be in touch. 🥰😈💋
Will be nice to have those first trips firmly in my diary before the sh*t hits the fan. lol.
Perth, Sydney, Brisbane and Canberra - I’ll be in touch. 🥰😈💋
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m going to organise my first round of travel for 2026 next week as my January is going to be a bit crazy.
Will be nice to have those first trips firmly in my diary before the sh*t hits the fan. lol.
Perth, Sydney, Brisbane and Canberra - I’ll be in touch. 🥰😈💋
Will be nice to have those first trips firmly in my diary before the sh*t hits the fan. lol.
Perth, Sydney, Brisbane and Canberra - I’ll be in touch. 🥰😈💋
Which bit do you want to kiss first? 😋😈💋
#MILFysClassicHits
#MILFysClassicHits
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Which bit do you want to kiss first? 😋😈💋
#MILFysClassicHits
#MILFysClassicHits
Lots of laughter and lots of booty. That’s me. 😇😂💋
#MILFysClassicHits
#MILFysClassicHits
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Lots of laughter and lots of booty. That’s me. 😇😂💋
#MILFysClassicHits
#MILFysClassicHits
A MILFy world record!
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A MILFy world record!
I’m going to be away visiting lovely people for most of this week, first in Hobart and then in Daylesford. ☺️
So I think it’s time for a few of #MILFysClassicHits
We’ll be back to normal programming next weekend. 💚💋
So I think it’s time for a few of #MILFysClassicHits
We’ll be back to normal programming next weekend. 💚💋
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I’m going to be away visiting lovely people for most of this week, first in Hobart and then in Daylesford. ☺️
So I think it’s time for a few of #MILFysClassicHits
We’ll be back to normal programming next weekend. 💚💋
So I think it’s time for a few of #MILFysClassicHits
We’ll be back to normal programming next weekend. 💚💋
I really have to get my sleeping patterns back under control. I have been keeping vampire hours for years now and it really can’t be good for me.
But when I try I just end up laying here, feeling anxious cause I can’t sleep. 🤦🏻♀️
Anyway, have a boob. lol. 😴💋
But when I try I just end up laying here, feeling anxious cause I can’t sleep. 🤦🏻♀️
Anyway, have a boob. lol. 😴💋
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I really have to get my sleeping patterns back under control. I have been keeping vampire hours for years now and it really can’t be good for me.
But when I try I just end up laying here, feeling anxious cause I can’t sleep. 🤦🏻♀️
Anyway, have a boob. lol. 😴💋
But when I try I just end up laying here, feeling anxious cause I can’t sleep. 🤦🏻♀️
Anyway, have a boob. lol. 😴💋
Could you help me with this zip, honey.
No, no - zip UP not DOWN. Hehe 😛 😂💋
No, no - zip UP not DOWN. Hehe 😛 😂💋
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Could you help me with this zip, honey.
No, no - zip UP not DOWN. Hehe 😛 😂💋
No, no - zip UP not DOWN. Hehe 😛 😂💋
Daydreaming about all the ChristMILF fun to come.
December is not yet full, my lovelies. The best gift you can give is ALWAYS your patronage. 🎄💋
December is not yet full, my lovelies. The best gift you can give is ALWAYS your patronage. 🎄💋
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Daydreaming about all the ChristMILF fun to come.
December is not yet full, my lovelies. The best gift you can give is ALWAYS your patronage. 🎄💋
December is not yet full, my lovelies. The best gift you can give is ALWAYS your patronage. 🎄💋
Oh my gosh - I accidentally sent the ‘groceries for dinner’ list to a new friend. Now he thinks we need carrots, zucchinis and crusty bread before any fun will ensue. 🤦🏻♀️😂💋
yoda from star wars is looking at the camera with the words `` confused am i '' written below him .
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November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh my gosh - I accidentally sent the ‘groceries for dinner’ list to a new friend. Now he thinks we need carrots, zucchinis and crusty bread before any fun will ensue. 🤦🏻♀️😂💋
Thinking of offering a new ‘Shakespeare and Sheets’ experience. 😋
Have been spoiled out of my mind lately. Very grateful. 🙏💋
Have been spoiled out of my mind lately. Very grateful. 🙏💋
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Thinking of offering a new ‘Shakespeare and Sheets’ experience. 😋
Have been spoiled out of my mind lately. Very grateful. 🙏💋
Have been spoiled out of my mind lately. Very grateful. 🙏💋
Nothing like a good dose of hedonism to start the weekend.
I so love sharing a little food and wine before sharing my bed.
😈🥰💋
I so love sharing a little food and wine before sharing my bed.
😈🥰💋
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Nothing like a good dose of hedonism to start the weekend.
I so love sharing a little food and wine before sharing my bed.
😈🥰💋
I so love sharing a little food and wine before sharing my bed.
😈🥰💋
I am incredibly grateful for the lovely friends I make along the way.
A beautiful sleepover with dinner, theatre, cocktails and … more 😈🙏💋
A beautiful sleepover with dinner, theatre, cocktails and … more 😈🙏💋
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I am incredibly grateful for the lovely friends I make along the way.
A beautiful sleepover with dinner, theatre, cocktails and … more 😈🙏💋
A beautiful sleepover with dinner, theatre, cocktails and … more 😈🙏💋
Had a crazy wonderful 24 hours with lots of naughty company. Drinks, snacks, a visit to an historic estate,and A LOT of dessert was had.
I’m taking a little break til Wednesday now to recover. Hehe 😈🥰💋
I’m taking a little break til Wednesday now to recover. Hehe 😈🥰💋
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Had a crazy wonderful 24 hours with lots of naughty company. Drinks, snacks, a visit to an historic estate,and A LOT of dessert was had.
I’m taking a little break til Wednesday now to recover. Hehe 😈🥰💋
I’m taking a little break til Wednesday now to recover. Hehe 😈🥰💋
On my way home after a magnificent visit to Brisbane. Thank you so much to the lovely men who came to see me. 🙏💚
That was my final big trip for 2025, though I still have a couple of quick FMTYs which I’m very excited about.
The run up to the end of the year begins. 🥰💋
That was my final big trip for 2025, though I still have a couple of quick FMTYs which I’m very excited about.
The run up to the end of the year begins. 🥰💋
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
On my way home after a magnificent visit to Brisbane. Thank you so much to the lovely men who came to see me. 🙏💚
That was my final big trip for 2025, though I still have a couple of quick FMTYs which I’m very excited about.
The run up to the end of the year begins. 🥰💋
That was my final big trip for 2025, though I still have a couple of quick FMTYs which I’m very excited about.
The run up to the end of the year begins. 🥰💋
Trying to work out how to stuff this blanket into my suitcase for the trip home.
It’s so beautiful - soft and drapey and huge. Even looks a bit like a gown when I wrap it around myself. 😋😇💋
It’s so beautiful - soft and drapey and huge. Even looks a bit like a gown when I wrap it around myself. 😋😇💋
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Trying to work out how to stuff this blanket into my suitcase for the trip home.
It’s so beautiful - soft and drapey and huge. Even looks a bit like a gown when I wrap it around myself. 😋😇💋
It’s so beautiful - soft and drapey and huge. Even looks a bit like a gown when I wrap it around myself. 😋😇💋
A little afternoon jaunt to Noosa. I’d never been here before. So pretty. 🥰💚💋
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
A little afternoon jaunt to Noosa. I’d never been here before. So pretty. 🥰💚💋
The towel fairy has heaped blessing upon me. *squee* 😋💋
a person is holding a stack of blue towels and says towels .
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November 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The towel fairy has heaped blessing upon me. *squee* 😋💋
Thank you so much for all your birthday love! I’m feeling very spoiled.
I will close my little moving fund tomorrow. To all the wonderful ppl who made a contribution I am sincerely grateful. 🙏💚💋
I will close my little moving fund tomorrow. To all the wonderful ppl who made a contribution I am sincerely grateful. 🙏💚💋
Ah life … it’s my b’day week & I will be spending packing boxes once again.
In lieu of b’day presents, I have made a little ‘moving fund’ - 4 time in less than 3 years is too many moves.
You can make a contribution, big, small or even tiny here -> throne.com/swintoncharl...
In lieu of b’day presents, I have made a little ‘moving fund’ - 4 time in less than 3 years is too many moves.
You can make a contribution, big, small or even tiny here -> throne.com/swintoncharl...
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Thank you so much for all your birthday love! I’m feeling very spoiled.
I will close my little moving fund tomorrow. To all the wonderful ppl who made a contribution I am sincerely grateful. 🙏💚💋
I will close my little moving fund tomorrow. To all the wonderful ppl who made a contribution I am sincerely grateful. 🙏💚💋
Time for me to get packing again. I’ll heading for BrisVegas on Sunday for my last big trip of the year.
I have one evening free, which seems a bit criminal. lol. Someone should really fix that for me. 😋😈💋
I have one evening free, which seems a bit criminal. lol. Someone should really fix that for me. 😋😈💋
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Time for me to get packing again. I’ll heading for BrisVegas on Sunday for my last big trip of the year.
I have one evening free, which seems a bit criminal. lol. Someone should really fix that for me. 😋😈💋
I have one evening free, which seems a bit criminal. lol. Someone should really fix that for me. 😋😈💋
I do love it when my friends offer to take pics for my social media. How did he do? 😋😈💋
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I do love it when my friends offer to take pics for my social media. How did he do? 😋😈💋
It’s time to make your ChrisMILF plans! 🎄
Totally crappy pun, but nonetheless …
December is nearly upon us and the MILFy diary is starting to bulge (😳).
Let me be the ‘cherry on top’ of your festivus. Hehe 😂😈💋
Totally crappy pun, but nonetheless …
December is nearly upon us and the MILFy diary is starting to bulge (😳).
Let me be the ‘cherry on top’ of your festivus. Hehe 😂😈💋
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It’s time to make your ChrisMILF plans! 🎄
Totally crappy pun, but nonetheless …
December is nearly upon us and the MILFy diary is starting to bulge (😳).
Let me be the ‘cherry on top’ of your festivus. Hehe 😂😈💋
Totally crappy pun, but nonetheless …
December is nearly upon us and the MILFy diary is starting to bulge (😳).
Let me be the ‘cherry on top’ of your festivus. Hehe 😂😈💋
Ah life … it’s my b’day week & I will be spending packing boxes once again.
In lieu of b’day presents, I have made a little ‘moving fund’ - 4 time in less than 3 years is too many moves.
You can make a contribution, big, small or even tiny here -> throne.com/swintoncharl...
In lieu of b’day presents, I have made a little ‘moving fund’ - 4 time in less than 3 years is too many moves.
You can make a contribution, big, small or even tiny here -> throne.com/swintoncharl...
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Ah life … it’s my b’day week & I will be spending packing boxes once again.
In lieu of b’day presents, I have made a little ‘moving fund’ - 4 time in less than 3 years is too many moves.
You can make a contribution, big, small or even tiny here -> throne.com/swintoncharl...
In lieu of b’day presents, I have made a little ‘moving fund’ - 4 time in less than 3 years is too many moves.
You can make a contribution, big, small or even tiny here -> throne.com/swintoncharl...
Slinky black dress ✅
Red lingerie ✅
Thighs that could kill a man ✅
I’m all set. 😋😈💋
Red lingerie ✅
Thighs that could kill a man ✅
I’m all set. 😋😈💋
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Slinky black dress ✅
Red lingerie ✅
Thighs that could kill a man ✅
I’m all set. 😋😈💋
Red lingerie ✅
Thighs that could kill a man ✅
I’m all set. 😋😈💋