Sarah Wilson
@swilsonwrites.bsky.social
Library assistant, writer, book lover, pop-culture nerd, mom, wife, and former Twit. #VoteBlue
I hope the person who wrote this dialogue had his union card revoked. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I hope the person who wrote this dialogue had his union card revoked. #Svengoolie
The maid is one of the moonshining ladies from The Waltons, I think. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The maid is one of the moonshining ladies from The Waltons, I think. #Svengoolie
"They liked it too!" LOL #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"They liked it too!" LOL #Svengoolie
Whaaat am Aaiii shupposed to doo?? #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Whaaat am Aaiii shupposed to doo?? #Svengoolie
"Them boys already croaked." That's accent is scary accurate. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Them boys already croaked." That's accent is scary accurate. #Svengoolie
Is he some sort of nepo baby? This kid stinks. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Is he some sort of nepo baby? This kid stinks. #Svengoolie
Can anyone understand their whisper-y voices? #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Can anyone understand their whisper-y voices? #Svengoolie
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I think people who use that vibrating mattress will still not want to get out of bed, if you know what I mean. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think people who use that vibrating mattress will still not want to get out of bed, if you know what I mean. #Svengoolie
That bald priest is the worst. He's acting constipated rather than scared. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That bald priest is the worst. He's acting constipated rather than scared. #Svengoolie
Is this day-for-night or night-for-day? #Svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Is this day-for-night or night-for-day? #Svengoolie
Here I come to save the day!! #Svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Here I come to save the day!! #Svengoolie
These men's teeth are distracting from the tiny horse. #Svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
These men's teeth are distracting from the tiny horse. #Svengoolie
Why is she wearing a red hair fall in this climate? #Svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why is she wearing a red hair fall in this climate? #Svengoolie
The people in commercials live in the grayest places on earth. #Svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The people in commercials live in the grayest places on earth. #Svengoolie
This woman's dubbing is like nails on a blackboard. And this dude is a jerk. I'm late. Who are we rooting for? #Svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This woman's dubbing is like nails on a blackboard. And this dude is a jerk. I'm late. Who are we rooting for? #Svengoolie
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Hypocrisy(noun): the practice of pretending to have a virtuous CHARACTER, MORAL or RELIGIOUS BELIEF, or PRINCIPLES that one does NOT actually possess.....
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hypocrisy(noun): the practice of pretending to have a virtuous CHARACTER, MORAL or RELIGIOUS BELIEF, or PRINCIPLES that one does NOT actually possess.....
Chicks, am I right, Uncle? #Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Chicks, am I right, Uncle? #Svengoolie
Is that nurse from a James Bond movie? #Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Is that nurse from a James Bond movie? #Svengoolie
Apropos of nothing, but I think Price would look great in one of those modern, close-fitting suits. #Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Apropos of nothing, but I think Price would look great in one of those modern, close-fitting suits. #Svengoolie
No mistresses or lovers??? Match made in heaven! #Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No mistresses or lovers??? Match made in heaven! #Svengoolie
Did anyone else see that super pink saturated Miralax commercial, or did someone slip me a weird pill? #Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Did anyone else see that super pink saturated Miralax commercial, or did someone slip me a weird pill? #Svengoolie
My, what a guy that Gaston! #Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My, what a guy that Gaston! #Svengoolie