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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

If you stand very still, I can toss you a pumpkin like this! 😂🎃🐕

Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

That is a GOOD Evil Coil. No need to be zapping people at randomly for no good reason. Always have a reason to zap others! 😂⚡

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 1d

You collies and your silly toys! *shakes his white feathery head!*

I suppose this works! Silly Rondelle. Finding amusement in almost everything! Hehe! 😂

Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 2d

Bald eagle is not gonna mess with Mom-ve!

Would have to get Mauve away from the family for any, ahem, toony shenanigans! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 2d

The artwork of Mom-ve is really cute! I could see her being very protective of her skunk boy!

Seeing a very protective Mom-ve would make me feel less inclined to try and shave the fur off of Mauve! Mom-ve could cause a world of hurt and pain for skunk-chasing bald eagle! 🤣

Something like this! 🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 2d

I would consider you to be a "bad dog" ! 🤣🤣🤣

No ball time, frisbee throwing or chasing after squirrels for you! 😝

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Hahah! This is really great artwork!

I didn't realize dogs enjoyed chomping down on mice! 😁

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

This happens a lot! More than you think! 😀

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Because you brought up Taylor Swift, I'm gonna crack this joke on ya! (Like cracking an egg, but hopefully not on a silly collie! 😜)

One could say that I'm a "Swiftie" fan... but it's a different kind of Swiftie! Bwuahahahahah! 🤣

Thank you, Rondelle! I'll see myself out! 😜🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

*eyes widen and squawks!*

No it doesn't! Shaking my body and tailfeathers won't result in the loss of said feathers. Hmph!!

(Sorry for not replying sooner! I seemed to have missed this post!) 😂

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds great! DM sent! 😀

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Hahah! True! I wouldn't want a Mauve "Cat" to steal my prey! 😜

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Ooooo! A Mauve Cat would be a very bad choice. There's too much fur to get through! Best stick with prey creatures! Or creatures that produces luxurious skunk fur coats (or area rugs!). 🤣

I'm just messin' with you, Mauve! (Or am I?) 🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Does your mouse fursona WANT to be eaten? If so, you're following a trend in the furry fandom! 😜🤣

Mauve Mouse makes for a tasty, light snack, tbh! You don't give yourself enough credit! 😂

Taste you around, Mauve! 😍❤️

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

It's always great to meet another toon! And, hahah! Hopefully you're not the book often! Although I could imagine a dinosaur would make for an amusing book! I could pick you up and read you... like a book! 😜🤣🤣🤣🦕➡️📙

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

*smirks at your comment about the eagle's "circumference"!! the eagle certainly doesn't want to be a birdie pancake! Hahah!*

A pleasure to make your acquaintance as well!

I haven't heard of that term before -- Softies? Could you tell me more and how you think of yourself as a "Softie" ? 😀

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Squawk!

So much for reliable products! 😝

FYI: I left you a Chat message on the weekend! Not sure if you saw it in your Bluesky notifications! 😀

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

*sticks out his tongue at your comment about the eagle looking big after falling to the ground* Squawk! 😝

*eyes widen when you comment about making an even more satisfying birdie pancake when the eagle hits the ground* Wait, what? Naughty dinosaur! Imagining me as a birdie pancake! 🤣🤣🤣

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Ahhh! Okay! You're not a BIG dinosaur that we often see in the movies! Heehee!

And yeah! I might be taller than your everyday, feral, natural bald eagle. I guess in a toony sense, I'm probably Bugs Bunny or Wile E Coyote height, minus the ears! 😂

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

It also helped that I thought about your heritage! 😁

Lovely art! ❤️

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

It took me a second or two to figure out the "carbs" piece with the Day 12 prompt! When I saw "shredded", I thought about a paper shredder (though the equipment Winnie used is NOT a paper shredder). 😂 I thought again and connected the dots!

Winnie's making pasta! 😂

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Of course!

Using one of my favorite pie pics! 😁🥧🦆

*after splatting your pretty face with the pie, the eagle places a red cherry at the tip of your beak!*

Bwuhahahahah!

See you around, silly duck! 🤣❤️

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Skunks be upon ye... offering me a warm skunk fur coat? 😜🤣🧥

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

It would be really bad to be smooshed/squashed by a dinosaur! And then a boulder on top of us? Nopenope! Not good at all!

I mean, comedic, yeah. But not good for either of us! 🤣😝

*peers at the dinosaur to see how big you are* I wonder how big you are, relative to a bald eagle's size?

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Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 3d

Ohhhhh! I didn't realize you wanted to help! Well, okay then!

And, yeah! Rock stays on the ground. Would be quite embarrassing for both a dinosaur and a bald eagle to be squished into a pancake on the ground. Squawk! Plus dinosaurs are quite the heavy beasts! Most likely crush a bald eagle! 😝

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