Sweetsauce Candyson-Roy
@sweetsauce.bsky.social
Portable dog that likes trains and toons. CBO (Chief Barking Officer) of Waystar Royco. 30|he/him
What better album to listen to on your 30th birthday than, well, 30?
April 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
What better album to listen to on your 30th birthday than, well, 30?
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
May 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Hard to believe that in just 2 weeks (or a Fortnight—iykyk 😉 ) I’ll be in Europe for the first time. Stockholm has been a dream vacation of mine, so getting to make it a reality is exhilarating! It’s my first intercontinental trip, so I’m quite excited and a bit nervous!
May 4, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Hard to believe that in just 2 weeks (or a Fortnight—iykyk 😉 ) I’ll be in Europe for the first time. Stockholm has been a dream vacation of mine, so getting to make it a reality is exhilarating! It’s my first intercontinental trip, so I’m quite excited and a bit nervous!
…Should I consider it a bad omen that my flight cost $911?
April 1, 2024 at 1:57 AM
…Should I consider it a bad omen that my flight cost $911?
It may be 8 months away but I already have my Halloween costume picked out. (It's a surprise!) Genuinely excited for it! A dress is part of the ensemble; I've never worn one before so I'm a bit curious, and admittedly the novelty of it is exciting!
February 23, 2024 at 8:47 AM
It may be 8 months away but I already have my Halloween costume picked out. (It's a surprise!) Genuinely excited for it! A dress is part of the ensemble; I've never worn one before so I'm a bit curious, and admittedly the novelty of it is exciting!
Even though I've been here for a few months now, I'm still way more active on Twitter if only cause all the news and funny posts from unhinged people are still in abundance there. But it definitely makes me miss the moots that have flown away to clearer skies
February 23, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Even though I've been here for a few months now, I'm still way more active on Twitter if only cause all the news and funny posts from unhinged people are still in abundance there. But it definitely makes me miss the moots that have flown away to clearer skies
A coworker was showing me pictures he took at a dinner party, and MY GAY ASS recognized the interior of the Congress Hotel cause I’ve been to IML 😭 💀
January 14, 2024 at 9:10 PM
A coworker was showing me pictures he took at a dinner party, and MY GAY ASS recognized the interior of the Congress Hotel cause I’ve been to IML 😭 💀
Mirror images :)
November 8, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Mirror images :)
Confuror drip
October 19, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Confuror drip
Buenos días desde Guadalajara
October 19, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Buenos días desde Guadalajara
A rainy night in Skokie
October 15, 2023 at 3:00 PM
A rainy night in Skokie
. @eliasporter.bsky.social so graciously gave me a code and I am making it everyone else’s problem. Got room for a chihuahua?
October 7, 2023 at 4:03 AM
. @eliasporter.bsky.social so graciously gave me a code and I am making it everyone else’s problem. Got room for a chihuahua?