Reverend Aiden
@sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social
Atheist street preacher, spirit cooking enthusiast, connoisseur of sin. Writer & satirist, but mostly some rando prick who gets off screwing with words.
Support my work at: https://www.patreon.com/ReverendAiden
Support my work at: https://www.patreon.com/ReverendAiden
I clearly hate the bitch, but it's supernaturally hilarious watching Trump struggle as Marjorie Taylor Greene pushes his shit in with her massive horse cock.
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I clearly hate the bitch, but it's supernaturally hilarious watching Trump struggle as Marjorie Taylor Greene pushes his shit in with her massive horse cock.
I shit you not when I say there's a chance the GOP may damn well lose the House even BEFORE the mid-terms. Credible reports of 20 GOP reps potentially resigning in unison. First, let me say BWHAHA EAT A DISEASED DICK. Also, YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW FORGIVENESS FOR YOUR CRIMES.
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I shit you not when I say there's a chance the GOP may damn well lose the House even BEFORE the mid-terms. Credible reports of 20 GOP reps potentially resigning in unison. First, let me say BWHAHA EAT A DISEASED DICK. Also, YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW FORGIVENESS FOR YOUR CRIMES.
I shit you not when I say there's a chance the GOP may damn well lose the House even BEFORE the mid-terms. Credible reports of 20 GOP reps potentially resigning in unison. First, let me say BWHAHA EAT A DISEASED DICK. Also, YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW FORGIVENESS FOR YOUR CRIMES.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I shit you not when I say there's a chance the GOP may damn well lose the House even BEFORE the mid-terms. Credible reports of 20 GOP reps potentially resigning in unison. First, let me say BWHAHA EAT A DISEASED DICK. Also, YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW FORGIVENESS FOR YOUR CRIMES.
I've hit rock bottom more times than I can count. I always seem to be going through some shit. Now is no different. But that's the point: I go through it and get to the other side. The same holds true for most people I let in my life. Persistence is hard not to respect.
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I've hit rock bottom more times than I can count. I always seem to be going through some shit. Now is no different. But that's the point: I go through it and get to the other side. The same holds true for most people I let in my life. Persistence is hard not to respect.
"Prices will go down on day one!" Remember that shit? Funny how this campaign promise quickly transformed into "prices will go down sometime in the 2nd year" and "affordability is a hoax!"
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Prices will go down on day one!" Remember that shit? Funny how this campaign promise quickly transformed into "prices will go down sometime in the 2nd year" and "affordability is a hoax!"
Can't wait to see who wins Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Vegan of the Year" award. Words appear to no longer have any meaning in the rot we call reality. Awarding a flailing fascist fuckwit a "FIFA World Peace Prize" is hilarious. Fucking soccer. A real "America First" sport, eh?
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Can't wait to see who wins Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Vegan of the Year" award. Words appear to no longer have any meaning in the rot we call reality. Awarding a flailing fascist fuckwit a "FIFA World Peace Prize" is hilarious. Fucking soccer. A real "America First" sport, eh?
Nah, I'm not dead. Regularly scheduled fuckery shall now resume. Just got caught up with some major life changes that demanded a lot of energy. All the rest of my free time has been consumed finalizing "Political Survival in a Ratfucked America." Rushing to have it posted ASAP.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Nah, I'm not dead. Regularly scheduled fuckery shall now resume. Just got caught up with some major life changes that demanded a lot of energy. All the rest of my free time has been consumed finalizing "Political Survival in a Ratfucked America." Rushing to have it posted ASAP.
LETITIA JAMES ESCAPES POLITICAL PERSECUTION ONCE AGAIN! A federal grand jury made the RARE decision of rejecting an indictment. When you staff the DOJ with clout whore skank walkers (a gender neutral description), you end up spreading your cheeks and getting railed in court.
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
LETITIA JAMES ESCAPES POLITICAL PERSECUTION ONCE AGAIN! A federal grand jury made the RARE decision of rejecting an indictment. When you staff the DOJ with clout whore skank walkers (a gender neutral description), you end up spreading your cheeks and getting railed in court.
AT NO FUCKING POINT did Biden ACTUALLY FALL ASLEEP in that ill fated debate. He was sleepy and stuttered a bit and suddenly it was the end of the fucking world. But Trump LITERALLY FALLS ASLEEP IN TELEVISED MEETINGS WITH WORLD LEADERS. Fucking crickets. The press can eat a dick.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
AT NO FUCKING POINT did Biden ACTUALLY FALL ASLEEP in that ill fated debate. He was sleepy and stuttered a bit and suddenly it was the end of the fucking world. But Trump LITERALLY FALLS ASLEEP IN TELEVISED MEETINGS WITH WORLD LEADERS. Fucking crickets. The press can eat a dick.
HOW MANY MORE FUCKING TIMES DOES TRUMP NEED TO NOD OFF IN PUBLIC BEFORE THE MEDIA STATES THE OBVIOUS? At this point, Trump could yank his pants down and flick his little love nub in full view of the camera. Jake Tapper would call it a perfectly normal act of senior citizen self-care.
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
HOW MANY MORE FUCKING TIMES DOES TRUMP NEED TO NOD OFF IN PUBLIC BEFORE THE MEDIA STATES THE OBVIOUS? At this point, Trump could yank his pants down and flick his little love nub in full view of the camera. Jake Tapper would call it a perfectly normal act of senior citizen self-care.
MAGA IS COLLAPSING! FALLING FLACCID LIKE MIKE JOHNSON'S COCK AT A TITTY BAR! Renowned bubonic bitch, Nancy Mace, is meeting with Marjorie Taylor Greene & plotting to join her in resigning. Reportedly over how the GOP treats women. All I can say? EAT A BIG DISEASED DICK. BWHAHAHA
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
MAGA IS COLLAPSING! FALLING FLACCID LIKE MIKE JOHNSON'S COCK AT A TITTY BAR! Renowned bubonic bitch, Nancy Mace, is meeting with Marjorie Taylor Greene & plotting to join her in resigning. Reportedly over how the GOP treats women. All I can say? EAT A BIG DISEASED DICK. BWHAHAHA
Let's be real. Any district that voted for Trump by over 20 points is flooded with people so supernaturally stupid that they border on sub-human status. Safe to say I don't have my hopes up for Tennessee. Either way, fucking hilarious MAGA had to spend so much cash for a deep red race.
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Let's be real. Any district that voted for Trump by over 20 points is flooded with people so supernaturally stupid that they border on sub-human status. Safe to say I don't have my hopes up for Tennessee. Either way, fucking hilarious MAGA had to spend so much cash for a deep red race.
I'M GONNA SUE THE SHIT OUT OF RFK Jr. I was exposed to his sexting with that parasitic skank Olivia Nuzzi. I read "your open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love…" in his croaking voice. I'll never be able to eat again. I'll never be able to cum again. IMMENSE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'M GONNA SUE THE SHIT OUT OF RFK Jr. I was exposed to his sexting with that parasitic skank Olivia Nuzzi. I read "your open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love…" in his croaking voice. I'll never be able to eat again. I'll never be able to cum again. IMMENSE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Trump cannot pardon Pete Hegseth for international war crimes. A Dem POTUS can easily ensure he and every other sadistic murdering fuck is handed over to an international court to face the appropriate legal consequences for these crimes.
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Trump cannot pardon Pete Hegseth for international war crimes. A Dem POTUS can easily ensure he and every other sadistic murdering fuck is handed over to an international court to face the appropriate legal consequences for these crimes.
WHAT A SICK FUCKING JOKE! Trump just pardoned one of the most prolific drug traffickers in history AT THE SAME TIME his administration is waging a "war on drugs" by MURDERING people in fishing boats across a vast fucking ocean. Cold blooded murder of people with ZERO DUE PROCESS.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
WHAT A SICK FUCKING JOKE! Trump just pardoned one of the most prolific drug traffickers in history AT THE SAME TIME his administration is waging a "war on drugs" by MURDERING people in fishing boats across a vast fucking ocean. Cold blooded murder of people with ZERO DUE PROCESS.
Sweet fucking Lucifer. After striking a boat full of people they admit not even having the identities of, Trump and Hegseth ordered a 2nd strike to kill all survivors. This is a war crime meant to avoid INNOCENT civilians being identified and allowed to tell their tale. SICK SHIT! CRIMINAL SHIT!
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sweet fucking Lucifer. After striking a boat full of people they admit not even having the identities of, Trump and Hegseth ordered a 2nd strike to kill all survivors. This is a war crime meant to avoid INNOCENT civilians being identified and allowed to tell their tale. SICK SHIT! CRIMINAL SHIT!
Happy Thanksgiving. I'm not exactly in a festive mood, so you'll have to excuse the absence of some heartfelt warm fuzzy message. Just know I'm thankful to those of you who've read and enjoyed my stream-of-consciousness linguistic fuckery over the years. Hope ya had a great day.
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Happy Thanksgiving. I'm not exactly in a festive mood, so you'll have to excuse the absence of some heartfelt warm fuzzy message. Just know I'm thankful to those of you who've read and enjoyed my stream-of-consciousness linguistic fuckery over the years. Hope ya had a great day.
Absolutely hilarious Kash Patel is about to be fired. You knew that creepy bug-eyed bitch's days were numbered. The pretext will be him spending a fortune in tax dollars to fuck his blown out fame whore on a jet. The real reason? He's a perfect Epstein scapegoat. Also, Indian.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Absolutely hilarious Kash Patel is about to be fired. You knew that creepy bug-eyed bitch's days were numbered. The pretext will be him spending a fortune in tax dollars to fuck his blown out fame whore on a jet. The real reason? He's a perfect Epstein scapegoat. Also, Indian.
I didn't get warm fuzzies seeing Trump drop his panties for Zohran Mamdani. I saw a husk of a rotten man desperate to be liked again. Leeching off a rising star's aura. A senile malleable blob that can be molded by anyone around him. Trump is a national security threat.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I didn't get warm fuzzies seeing Trump drop his panties for Zohran Mamdani. I saw a husk of a rotten man desperate to be liked again. Leeching off a rising star's aura. A senile malleable blob that can be molded by anyone around him. Trump is a national security threat.
Just a friendly fucking reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is still getting puppy privileges in prison. She's eating better food than much of America's working poor. All because she knows our president IS A FUCKING PEDO. Trump giggling with Mamdani doesn't make him human.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just a friendly fucking reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is still getting puppy privileges in prison. She's eating better food than much of America's working poor. All because she knows our president IS A FUCKING PEDO. Trump giggling with Mamdani doesn't make him human.
There is zero fucking chance that Trump allows the DOJ to release anything that incriminates him. If he signs it, he'll do so firmly believing the cover up is thorough and complete. Likely signs it and drags shit out for months claiming "pending investigations."
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
There is zero fucking chance that Trump allows the DOJ to release anything that incriminates him. If he signs it, he'll do so firmly believing the cover up is thorough and complete. Likely signs it and drags shit out for months claiming "pending investigations."
ICE is officially breaking into churches to terrorize people. Pretty fucked up when a militant atheist like me has more respect for the sanctity of church than our federal government. Only sick fucks raid a church handing out FOOD and WINTER CLOTHING to poor people. Guilty of keeping people alive.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
ICE is officially breaking into churches to terrorize people. Pretty fucked up when a militant atheist like me has more respect for the sanctity of church than our federal government. Only sick fucks raid a church handing out FOOD and WINTER CLOTHING to poor people. Guilty of keeping people alive.
I wish I were a demon capable of possessing people so I could take over the body of Bill Clinton. After possession, I'd hobble on over to the nearest camera, look right into the lens and demand that Donald Trump tell the American people how my dick tastes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I wish I were a demon capable of possessing people so I could take over the body of Bill Clinton. After possession, I'd hobble on over to the nearest camera, look right into the lens and demand that Donald Trump tell the American people how my dick tastes.
Do I actually think Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob? No. Will I still treat it as a sacrosanct fact of life going forward? ABSOLUTELY.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do I actually think Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob? No. Will I still treat it as a sacrosanct fact of life going forward? ABSOLUTELY.
Ah, so this is how Trump slithers out of releasing the files. He's going to launch a partisan investigation into Bill Clinton and others and then say "Sorry. We can't release the Epstein files. They are part of an active investigation!"
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ah, so this is how Trump slithers out of releasing the files. He's going to launch a partisan investigation into Bill Clinton and others and then say "Sorry. We can't release the Epstein files. They are part of an active investigation!"