🌌 🍚 congee clown
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sei fan / 28 / 🇻🇳 ⚧️ dicksmasher t.* jones making operas that wiggle your dick as you cry. just some evil twink-hating twink staging violent and seductive operas about the truth of three suicide kings @ swanchime.itch.io *the t stands for trauma
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me as a gingerbread cookie 👻
ghost gingerbread cookie with gingerbread letters rearranged (and an R shaped cookie cutter added) to spell MFER
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決めて頑張ってください!聞いて楽しみです
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so I'm still fuckad the up about the everything But back to (superficially) normal function. great! 🌟
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I'm also like 😬 so I'm throwing down a 4-5hr tattoo refreshing/revising/recoloring session at 1pm today bc idk when I'll have money again and also like. while I have it I'll buy a silly drink. but I'm also thinking about Not having it (loose tea is cheaper bc the difficulty is in the preparation)
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I'm still apparently preparing to be starved again but I have the preparations and the means of prioritization when it comes to my own specialized proteins and costs, But while it's nice to make things like broth out of Many Fresh Vegetables it can be done by other means to move money elsewhere
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even just adding garlic paste, parsley, fresh tomato, and ground italian sausage to a 1-2USD jar of tomato pasta sauce doubled the volume (between adding spices, salts, and water) just.
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ochazuke is more (cooked rice in broth). and for wife adapting premade ingredients like box chicken stock and viet soup bouillon cubes and the cheapest protein (though my swai fish and her ground pork are comparable at 3-5USD/lb)
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they can be done without even for my hyper-restrictive diet without loss in taste or quality. ancient chefs have made smth out of nothing since cuisine began, so it'll be fine and I already have things within my repertoire I can improve on. even if wife is like CONGEE IS 0 CALORIES!!!
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if it Really comes down to it, I can make traditional 合わせ出汁 (AWASE DASHI) using kombu and katsuobushi OR other vietnamese style dashi that is made from dry ingredients like dry beancurd, radish, bay leaf, and shiitake. I can make broth appear from almost nothing. fresh ingredients are luxurious, But
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and every batch is bigger and I cook a little separately for me and wife and eventually plan to 50/50 fridge with store frozens and meals I pre-made. problem w wifecooking is that I can't taste any of it bc seizure trigger but I can go by memory and guess (usually not off the mark / easily resolved)
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I love my wife. my Starvation Insanity has gone back to normal (that is to say, I have made all dry/long-term pantry preparations and have none remaining that I need to do and have re-calibrated expectations successfully) so I eat more or less like normal except half of every cooking gets frozen
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many things are wrong with me 😌
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sometimes my wife shudders randomly and I'm like ⁉️ what's wrong w u...
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me to my wife: can u assemble the soldiers
her: the noodles? 🍜
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猫のお名前が決めましたか😻
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すごくかわいいです!!!!!!
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i love my wife 🥰
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wájubled 😵‍💫 and vejótable 🍅🥬... cousins indeed
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ERRATUM: wajubled should read "wajoobled". In fact wajubled is part of the vejotable family