Okay so there’s so much to unpack this season

It’s crazy we’ve given my son eggs so many ways and he won’t even touch it. But give that boy a frittata? Say less.

tim burton characters in famous art: thread

Alexa play: Shania Twain - Man! I feel like a woman! 🎩

shittin and fartin and whatnot

A dildo heist! 💀💀

They followed me too and I reported the page after I saw it. Cause like what?

Beware! But if you do lemme know whatcha think

Damn damn I was wondering about the sweet and spicy! I was hoping they were that way too 😭

I’m aldis girl and I also love me some spicy shit.. But their spicy chicken patties are SOOO spicy. It says it’s a level two but it legit reminds me of the spicy chicken nuggets from wm where it’s too spicy it’s uncomfortable and you can’t finish cause not even ranch helps.

There’s a local cheaters group on Facebook. I’m pretty sure the nurse that’s at my OB is posted in there 💀 she’s apparently “cheating with a boat guy”. I should ask her if she’s been able to enjoy some boat days in this nice weather lately? 🤪

That’s a big nope for me- burn it all to the ground!

I’d really appreciate if my son would stop waking up at 530am 🫠🙃

Yes sometimes the shitty good hits the spot lol. And they personally had the best fast food burger - to me at least.

Yall are lucky! My husband went to St. Louis for work last month and he said he decided to try it for the first time in forever. And he said it was the best BK hes had in a long time 🤣

Random thought: It’s been like 83 years since I’ve had Burger King. But like why is it that every one in existence cant seem to get their shit together.

Actually why the fuck does everyone suck this season. Don’t get me started on fucking kaycie. What’s her name w the eyesight issue? Has she never been around a drunk person? & what’s his name that’s like a literal child and legit like trying to make ol girl feel bad to make her like sleep with him?

Catching up on season 9 of Love is Blind and why are these dude so fucking cringy this season

I legit can’t wait to get my brows threaded this weekend but I already know my souls gonna leave my body. They’re over do for a clean up.

listen to me. we have to be weirder

I just had an epiphany and it’s got me on the verge of pulling the trigger and buying my son some Little Sleepies for the holidays. But like… are they really worth it?

I love when Iphone makes those little videos out of your photos.

A pub sub hate to see me coming