Swagmage420
@swagmage420.bsky.social
PART TIME MENACE FULL TIME FAGGOT 🤪🥳🥳🥳
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If I tweet or a skeet am I real?
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If I tweet or a skeet am I real?
Cracked oomf last night thusly ruining his hole for Sydney men sawrry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Cracked oomf last night thusly ruining his hole for Sydney men sawrry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Life is good so I came back here to hate lmfao
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Life is good so I came back here to hate lmfao
The autumn winds are cold, I like the way it bites my face, lost my guasha somewhere in the laundry that’s a shame, still get mildly triggered every time I remember the way she’d touchy god damn food constantly so ew ew ew ew anyways uhh life could be worse lmao
May 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The autumn winds are cold, I like the way it bites my face, lost my guasha somewhere in the laundry that’s a shame, still get mildly triggered every time I remember the way she’d touchy god damn food constantly so ew ew ew ew anyways uhh life could be worse lmao
Time 2 clock in 4 my shift at the fake real ass bitch factory
May 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Time 2 clock in 4 my shift at the fake real ass bitch factory
Freak bitch who sent a company wide email to her well company to pressure us into selling sandwiches daily is back like how the fuck did she make it passed the gates of hell??? Hate ha
May 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Freak bitch who sent a company wide email to her well company to pressure us into selling sandwiches daily is back like how the fuck did she make it passed the gates of hell??? Hate ha
Had to delete tonight by pinkpantheress off my phone because that freak wouldn’t stop singing the chorus at me and it makes my skin crawl now lmao
May 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Had to delete tonight by pinkpantheress off my phone because that freak wouldn’t stop singing the chorus at me and it makes my skin crawl now lmao
Accidentally viewing the story of a bitch u can’t stand 👎👎👎
May 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Accidentally viewing the story of a bitch u can’t stand 👎👎👎
Not our flop ex chef popping in for a visit bitch we fired you for stealing
April 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Not our flop ex chef popping in for a visit bitch we fired you for stealing
I just b on my porch farting
April 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I just b on my porch farting
I decided a long time ago that despite having a realistic opinion of myself, people not fucking with me is a sign of flawed character and lives are better improved when ur on my side :3
April 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I decided a long time ago that despite having a realistic opinion of myself, people not fucking with me is a sign of flawed character and lives are better improved when ur on my side :3
I feel less like crying today lmao that’s good I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I feel less like crying today lmao that’s good I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wish I could smoke while sober :/
April 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
wish I could smoke while sober :/
Wait staff should be able to tell customers to fuck off 20 minutes before closing time like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Wait staff should be able to tell customers to fuck off 20 minutes before closing time like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Never have a felt more love from friends than being dragged like this lmfao
April 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Never have a felt more love from friends than being dragged like this lmfao
Really cute guy or slash possible nonbinary came in for an iced coffee today
April 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Really cute guy or slash possible nonbinary came in for an iced coffee today
Today wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great also I am owed a great debt now which I will collect for
April 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Today wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great also I am owed a great debt now which I will collect for
Grown man having a bitch and a moan about coconut water please find your balls and reattach them to your body and gtfo my face
April 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Grown man having a bitch and a moan about coconut water please find your balls and reattach them to your body and gtfo my face
New coworker that turned out not to be a vibe suggested this alty graphic novel for me to read, first fuckin page is a lady making out with her cat and then proceeds to be like vignettes of like vulgar stories about losers, maybe it’s because I don’t like her anymore but like this shit is ass omfg
April 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
New coworker that turned out not to be a vibe suggested this alty graphic novel for me to read, first fuckin page is a lady making out with her cat and then proceeds to be like vignettes of like vulgar stories about losers, maybe it’s because I don’t like her anymore but like this shit is ass omfg
Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh
April 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh
Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh
April 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh
Been posting on close friends purely to hide from THAT person lmao three more days
April 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Been posting on close friends purely to hide from THAT person lmao three more days
Maybe I’m crazy but I believe their is such a thing as coming on too strong too fast even in a platonic sense, saying “I love you” and “I’ll miss you” when you haven’t even known me for more than a month gives me like the major ick what the fuuuuuuck
April 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Maybe I’m crazy but I believe their is such a thing as coming on too strong too fast even in a platonic sense, saying “I love you” and “I’ll miss you” when you haven’t even known me for more than a month gives me like the major ick what the fuuuuuuck