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Must I hold a candle to my shames? -- William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Must I hold a candle to my shames? -- William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.
Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job? A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job? A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Exercise caution in your daily affairs.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive. -- Sir Walter Scott, Marmion
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive. -- Sir Walter Scott, Marmion
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One.
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
You have many friends and very few living enemies.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You have many friends and very few living enemies.
Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. -- Mark Twain
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. -- Mark Twain
You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
You will never know hunger.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You will never know hunger.
Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. -- William Shakespeare, The Rape of Lucrece
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. -- William Shakespeare, The Rape of Lucrece
Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. -- Mark Twain
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. -- Mark Twain
You're almost as happy as you think you are.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You're almost as happy as you think you are.
You are number 6! Who is number one?
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You are number 6! Who is number one?
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.