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Svenllama P.

@svenllama.bsky.social

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"Are you there, God? It's me, Svenllama." The same Svenllama from the other site, still driving around Massachusetts apple orchard country in an old Honda, listening to the JAMC and rooting for SAFC.

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Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · Dec 7

ATTN NEW FOLLOWERS: My top dozen preoccupations...

1. Old Hondas
2. The Jesus & Mary Chain
3. The Counting Crows' plane crash
4. The unmade Ken Burns AIDS film
5. New Order
6. Sunderland AFC
7. Model trains
8. Supply chain mgmt
9. The Midwest
10. Frank Lloyd Wright
11. Massachusetts
12. #DADZ stuff

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Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 6h

Man, I gotta read this.

Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 6h

DO NOT RELY ON APPEARANCE.

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Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 12h

In retrospect, I guess he kinda did.

Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 14h

One would hope.

Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 15h

I wonder what the inside of Jandek's house looks like.

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Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 17h

He doesn't actually know that, if you know what I mean.

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Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 1d

sickos_yes.jpg 😉

Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes you just need everyone to get the fuck out of your way so you can just go ahead and take the goddamn jump shot. This is not a tweet about basketball.

Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 1d

"I live my life in the suburbs / And there's no easy way out / The day's moving just too fast for me."

Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 1d

Challenger Astronaut Judy Resnik's flight suit gives off big Primal Scream XTRMNTR vibes and I'm here for it.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 2d

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

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Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 1d

"Get in George Michael; we're going to rob the Louvre."

Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, absolutely. That's how people looked in those days.

Svenllama P. @svenllama.bsky.social · 2d

I wish Philip Seymour Hoffman was alive to reenact this Dodge sales training video from 1983. I don't think Jeremy Strong, even at his most "I'm the eldest boy" has enough of The Method in him to pull it off.

1983 Dodge Rampage vs Chevrolet S-10 Manufacturer Betamax Promotional Video

Chrysler showed more budget conscious product savvy with the 1982 Dodge Rampage and Plymouth Scamp, front drive L-body coupes stretched into neat half ton pickups. Both saw few changes for 1983. The Rampage 2.2 was the peppiest of the Dodges, yet very affordable at $7255. Unfortunately, sales fail

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