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Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · 3d

I'm on luxury parisien apt tiktok and I immediately need like $5 million dollars.

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · 8d

Me pondering which old costume to pull out for a Halloween event . While also considering which one photographs better in a photobooth. Cuz priorities.

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Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · 10d

So. Rude.

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Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · 10d

OH YAY!!!

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Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · 12d

About to argue with the at&t AI bot on getting me a better deal or I cancel

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · 21d

They have these chocolate chip cookies i absolutely adore. Only sold in CA nowhere else

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Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Sep 25

OOOOF. Feel better!!

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Sep 25

Oh no!! You also got hit with the bug

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Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Aug 22

Indeed. It was good!

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Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Aug 9

Turns out 11 drinks is when you stop caring about mosquito bites

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Aug 9

Do not come to Tulum if you attract any mosquitoes. I think I just set a new record: 24 mosquitoes bites. That's with 2 rounds of mosquito repellent. This is the worst

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jul 26

When the bartender at Liberty bar tells you.... I like your poofy sleeves.

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jul 24

I can't believe I'm saying this but I kind of need people to stop signing up to volunteer for FF? We're up to 315 INTERESTED PEOPLE.

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jul 19

Did I sing "silver springs" at karaoke and explain the 1997 performance lore to a room of people who didn't know about it during the instrumental break? Yes. Yes I did. #timeputaspellonyou #FleetwoodMac

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jul 11

Sometimes you have an immigration conversation over a random whiskey drink at a hotel bar.

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jul 10

There is an aerial instructor that very gently kicks my ass in trapeze. I'm gonna be really sore tomorrow

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jul 4

I need a drinking buddy that's in between "2 hrs. We're done" and " it's been 96 hrs and we're still drunk". I NEED A BALANCED DRINKING BUDDY

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jun 27

I just had a basil cake at Este that was exquisite.

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jun 23

Turns out having contractors in and out of your house for a week mean mosquitoes get in and now I have a half dozen bites with no time spent outside. FUN

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jun 23

When North Korea calls you out - that's maybe concerning? I simply don't have the mental capacity to deal with the world in general. I want cake

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Jun 21

This whole "home remodel" thing is NOT for me. I'm just doing the shower. JUST the shower and my entire downstairs except for the kitchen is basically unusable.

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · May 21

Every God damn time to take my blood work is a whole production with CPL.

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · May 21

I am having both an existential life crisis and realizing I'd seen Nine inch nails 3 times already. A sliver of a memory that emerged.

Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · May 4

Those times when you're annoyed but have no right to be annoyed but are still annoyed. Don't we all love vague late night posts. I want a taco

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Suz @suzfiles.bsky.social · Apr 24

Why is it so hard to get people to go to HH....its like a once every 3 months and it's like pulling teeth