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@sushisiah.bsky.social

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · May 3

Live tweeting my lobotomy ⬇️

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 1d

In the shower practicing my tight five in the inevitable event where I'm forced at gunpoint to do stand up comedy

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 3d

How do I explain that I enjoy the feeling of overloading my nervous system with a heavy lift to the point of nearly vomiting and basking in the dopamine release during the rest period without sounding like a freakazoid?

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 5d

Y'all out here playin checkers, I'm playin checkers. We're all playing checkers. It's board game night. There's pizza rolls in the freezer. Don't eat near the board tho, it'll be tough to clean

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 5d

Using "👍" in reply to the most devastating news ever given to me

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 5d

Waking up to the sound of sorority girls in my apartment. Have I died and gone to hell?

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 6d

Need ai slop to crash social media so I never doom scroll again

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 8d

I need have only ever known 4-6 people that I could trust enough to let them shave my butthole with an electric razor

We were never meant to know so many people and care for so few

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 9d

I am not neurospicy. I am not 'acoustic' or 'artistic'. I am not differently abled. I am autistic. And if theres too much stimuli, then I disassociate.

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 10d

The nap took 5 hours, chat

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 11d

Quaint little ducklings gettin turnt to stale bread and crackers. At peace, never knowing the taste of a cheese burger

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 12d

Mythical algorithm pull:

'that girl with no ass is your soul mate' by Diki's Swamp on youtube

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 13d

I'm saving my 'It Takes Two' playthru for marriage

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 13d

Scrubbing vigorously hoping to get the ball smell to quiet down, think we're gonna have to go bald

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 15d

Guy whose an aro ace wife guy

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 16d

You might

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 16d

Post your four favorite films you goobers.

Idk what this says about me but it says something

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 16d

Average bluesky post:

Nines @ninejackals.bsky.social · 17d

Need a fat assed dogboy to shake his butt like he's wagging his tail for dick treats.

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 20d

Am I going into psychosis and forgetting how to read or are there more and more posts with grammatical errors and typos?

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 21d

Not tryin to emulate a psycho murderer but Dexter got that shit on fr

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 22d

I've been downloading dependencies for the past 30 minutes bc ig I didn't do it right the first time. I hate my degree

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 25d

"Tell me I'm pretty or I'm breaking up with you 🥰🔪"

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 25d

It's just dad rock. Like it's good, but it's just dad rock

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · Sep 3

Avoiding listening to deftones bc idk what they sound like but I'm worried I might like it and be *that* guy

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 26d

Touching grass isn't enough I need to eat a meal without youtube

Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 27d

Regularly sleeping for 10-12 hours can't be good for me, right?