Ericka Bailie-Byrne
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Ericka Bailie-Byrne
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I just got here today & already I’ve seen someone’s asshole. 🫣
This is the kind of useless shit that keeps me up at night, between panicking about the state of the nation.
Am I the only weirdo who looks up the height of celebrities who are photographed together to see if it’s accurate? If that guy is 6’ & that guy is 6’2” then the latter must be in heels because even tilting his head down he’s at least 4” taller. 🤔
This is grotesquely delicious. Look at that fucker squirm.
WATCH: “A MASTER PLAN”

Usually stoic Kushner silently panics as Witkoff spills the beans on the Trump regime’s war profiteering in Gaza - they’ve been working on for ‘TWO YEARS’🤔

(But don’t worry, apparently $50 Billion is “not a lot of money”! 💰🙃)

PSA: This slip-up should be a big deal.
No carbs, no water, as Jesus demands
The #NoKings protest in DTLA officially starts in a few minutes and I can’t wait to see images and video! I’m always at the protest in spirit, if not physically.
I meant to type age not year, but you get it 🤷‍♀️
YMMV (because genetics), but 56 is the year my skin/fat/muscle changed dramatically. Bodies are so weird!
Three of the intersections are in my neighborhood. I’m curious if Hollywood/Highland has dropped at all since the implementation of the scramble crosswalk.
I am very happy for my husband.
“People’s reactions will probably guide a lot of the possibilities in front of us, whether it’s more songs or more shows. All three of us are all in for whatever feels right. I just want to see if people are still interested.”
Bob Mould on the Reunion of Sugar: 'I Want to See If People Are Still Interested'
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Finally! I feel like my complaining made this happen.
I memorized the really important ones and kept an address book for the rest. These days I only know two numbers, mine & B’s. I text with my mom & sistercousin daily but could only tell you their area codes. I don’t even know my dad’s area code.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
I am beyond amused by all the comments expressing shock that some people still use checks.
Absolutely! This is truly the dumbest take.
Tis the season for ravens knocking outside my door 🔊 🥰
He’s right to be concerned. Despite the fact that I find him to be annoying & the sound of his voice grating I had planned on seeing Good Fortune. Until this bs. He fucked himself. 🤷‍♀️
The first thing I said upon leaving the apartment was OOF it’s hot today! Then we went to the valley, where it was even hotter. 🥵
Ansari has a movie (that he wrote & directed) coming out with Keanu Reeves & Seth Rogan. He is not hurting for anything, he’s just greedy.
I have over 1k movies on my @letterboxd.social watchlist (less than 1% are things I’ve already seen but want to rewatch). It will never diminish in size because I will always be adding to it. 🤷‍♀️
This tiny dog just bolted across the street & nearly got hit by a scooter going one way & a truck going the other. Fucking YIKES. Fortunately that’s a fairly slow section, but JAYSUS. NO LEASH. Prove you are worthy of dog ownership.
On my way to drop off sharps containers at the WeHo sheriffs station I almost ran over what I thought was a paper bag blowing across the two-lane section of Melrose. Turns out it was a tiny dog! I swerved slightly then looked to my right to see a couple of girls making exaggerated OMG movements. 😱
Why have I seen the trailer for If I Had Legs I’d Kick You about a million times at Alamo, but they don’t have a single screening? I can reserve tickets at AMC right now.