DOOMSTADT VON STONENSCHLONG
@supermachojedi.bsky.social
Nerdery the likes of which no one has seen
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if the amount of eggnog that is about to be in this house doesn't give me a stroke before xmas eve, nothing ever will.
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
if the amount of eggnog that is about to be in this house doesn't give me a stroke before xmas eve, nothing ever will.
i watched a thousand sons/Sororitas battle report at lunch.
i dunno how the hell you memorize all this absolute JARGON.
"double bubble"
"full cent"
....did he says.... "fart on death?
fuckin weird
i dunno how the hell you memorize all this absolute JARGON.
"double bubble"
"full cent"
....did he says.... "fart on death?
fuckin weird
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i watched a thousand sons/Sororitas battle report at lunch.
i dunno how the hell you memorize all this absolute JARGON.
"double bubble"
"full cent"
....did he says.... "fart on death?
fuckin weird
i dunno how the hell you memorize all this absolute JARGON.
"double bubble"
"full cent"
....did he says.... "fart on death?
fuckin weird
motherfuckers gotta stop quoting 1984.
if it was gonna help, it would have done it by now.
motherfuckers need to hear it DONT READ>
if it was gonna help, it would have done it by now.
motherfuckers need to hear it DONT READ>
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
motherfuckers gotta stop quoting 1984.
if it was gonna help, it would have done it by now.
motherfuckers need to hear it DONT READ>
if it was gonna help, it would have done it by now.
motherfuckers need to hear it DONT READ>
The reason It's a Wonderful Life (1946) holds up so well is that George's line, "You know how long it takes a working man to save $5000?" has somehow not aged even slightly.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The reason It's a Wonderful Life (1946) holds up so well is that George's line, "You know how long it takes a working man to save $5000?" has somehow not aged even slightly.
i told this guy i could only afford $150 for the entire complete editing job and then he goes and tells me it's 20 dollars a minute of raw footage-for 90 minutes. he read literally nothing in my RFP and then just pasted in some boilerplate menu. what a douche
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i told this guy i could only afford $150 for the entire complete editing job and then he goes and tells me it's 20 dollars a minute of raw footage-for 90 minutes. he read literally nothing in my RFP and then just pasted in some boilerplate menu. what a douche
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December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
and i dont even feel like a doofus saying that because even with the hashtag no one's gonna see it.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
and i dont even feel like a doofus saying that because even with the hashtag no one's gonna see it.
what's an unhinged and blasphemous #comics viewpoint you have that is not held in malice? mine is....
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. i am completely incapable of understanding gail simone's popularity.
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. i am completely incapable of understanding gail simone's popularity.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
what's an unhinged and blasphemous #comics viewpoint you have that is not held in malice? mine is....
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. i am completely incapable of understanding gail simone's popularity.
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. i am completely incapable of understanding gail simone's popularity.
why do intercessors still exist? #warhammer40k
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
why do intercessors still exist? #warhammer40k
ive read several rulebooks several times, read hundreds of datasheets, and watched a mind numbing number of battle reports and still don't know how people play this game with how goddamned complicated it is. pals ask me why i don play and i show them a battle report and they go "...oh" #warhammer40k
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ive read several rulebooks several times, read hundreds of datasheets, and watched a mind numbing number of battle reports and still don't know how people play this game with how goddamned complicated it is. pals ask me why i don play and i show them a battle report and they go "...oh" #warhammer40k
this youtuber just demanded that the rulebook tell you precisely what to do with terrain and then said " you need to have more interesting tables. dont just do what the tournaments do!"
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
this youtuber just demanded that the rulebook tell you precisely what to do with terrain and then said " you need to have more interesting tables. dont just do what the tournaments do!"
i would laugh my ass off if june 2026 came and GW said, "nope. we're happy with it. 10th goes 2 more years." and all the youtubers making 6 hour videos talking bout WHAT **NEEDS** to happen in 11!" lose their shit
#warhammer40k
#warhammer40k
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i would laugh my ass off if june 2026 came and GW said, "nope. we're happy with it. 10th goes 2 more years." and all the youtubers making 6 hour videos talking bout WHAT **NEEDS** to happen in 11!" lose their shit
#warhammer40k
#warhammer40k
why are weirdos still saying "internets" and "interwebs" in 2025? is the dad joke not over YET?!
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
why are weirdos still saying "internets" and "interwebs" in 2025? is the dad joke not over YET?!
Im wearing this to a medical appointment today, and the technologist read it and said "no one's lucky in a red shirt on THAT ship!"
Made my whole fuckin day!
Made my whole fuckin day!
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Im wearing this to a medical appointment today, and the technologist read it and said "no one's lucky in a red shirt on THAT ship!"
Made my whole fuckin day!
Made my whole fuckin day!
Are you there, Crom?
It's me, Conan
It's me, Conan
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Are you there, Crom?
It's me, Conan
It's me, Conan
every time i watch a reaction to "ROCKY" and they say his purse was gonna be 150k (IN 1970fucking5)!!!
im like...
..."id get the shit kicked outta me for 150k NOW"
im like...
..."id get the shit kicked outta me for 150k NOW"
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
every time i watch a reaction to "ROCKY" and they say his purse was gonna be 150k (IN 1970fucking5)!!!
im like...
..."id get the shit kicked outta me for 150k NOW"
im like...
..."id get the shit kicked outta me for 150k NOW"
i got a nuclear stress test today, and the imaging computer in the bay was an HP Z420.
First released in 2013.
That is either one BADASS and durable machine or hartford healthcare is one cheap fuckin org.
First released in 2013.
That is either one BADASS and durable machine or hartford healthcare is one cheap fuckin org.
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i got a nuclear stress test today, and the imaging computer in the bay was an HP Z420.
First released in 2013.
That is either one BADASS and durable machine or hartford healthcare is one cheap fuckin org.
First released in 2013.
That is either one BADASS and durable machine or hartford healthcare is one cheap fuckin org.
realized i was following someone with 1.8 mill followers and she wasnt a pop star, major actress, heavy metal star, or even really any kind of nerd.
unfollow
i questioned why i was following when i saw a post and i thought, "jesus, i dont even know why i would dress up that much for a night out"
unfollow
i questioned why i was following when i saw a post and i thought, "jesus, i dont even know why i would dress up that much for a night out"
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
realized i was following someone with 1.8 mill followers and she wasnt a pop star, major actress, heavy metal star, or even really any kind of nerd.
unfollow
i questioned why i was following when i saw a post and i thought, "jesus, i dont even know why i would dress up that much for a night out"
unfollow
i questioned why i was following when i saw a post and i thought, "jesus, i dont even know why i would dress up that much for a night out"
kinda glad my #comics podcast failed so spectacularly so long ago-being a statistically majority male with a show seems to be a literal joke now.
all i wanted to do was talk comics
all i wanted to do was talk comics
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
kinda glad my #comics podcast failed so spectacularly so long ago-being a statistically majority male with a show seems to be a literal joke now.
all i wanted to do was talk comics
all i wanted to do was talk comics