my enemies should be thankful that i only hate at half capacity since learning what i hate in others is what i hate in myself 😔
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
my enemies should be thankful that i only hate at half capacity since learning what i hate in others is what i hate in myself 😔
i was being passenger princess for my bf and in charge of music so i asked him if he had any requests and he told me to hand him the gun in the glovebox and for me to stop playing akon
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
i was being passenger princess for my bf and in charge of music so i asked him if he had any requests and he told me to hand him the gun in the glovebox and for me to stop playing akon
tramp stamp idea: "steely dan" in the twilight font
February 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
tramp stamp idea: "steely dan" in the twilight font
i need luigi mangione to drop a mixtape. what if he went OJ Simpson mode with some "if i did it" shit over some prison beats
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i need luigi mangione to drop a mixtape. what if he went OJ Simpson mode with some "if i did it" shit over some prison beats
the original version of "let's get it started" by the black eyed peas is so fucking funny bc why does fergie go so crazy singing the r slur like that
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
the original version of "let's get it started" by the black eyed peas is so fucking funny bc why does fergie go so crazy singing the r slur like that
my new years resolution was to finally read infinite jest. haven't started reading that fuck ass book bc i'm halfway through the twilight series
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
my new years resolution was to finally read infinite jest. haven't started reading that fuck ass book bc i'm halfway through the twilight series
anyway i am buying a gun today 😛 and you should too!
January 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
anyway i am buying a gun today 😛 and you should too!
the government doesn't want you to know that if you take one adderall and put on the marty supreme soundtrack you can reach levels of crazy style cleaning never before seen
January 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
the government doesn't want you to know that if you take one adderall and put on the marty supreme soundtrack you can reach levels of crazy style cleaning never before seen
"potential revenue stream right there" -my bf after playing video poker for an hour
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
"potential revenue stream right there" -my bf after playing video poker for an hour
why does walton goggins say "yo daddy" like that
January 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
why does walton goggins say "yo daddy" like that
white boys love doing flobots at karaoke
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 AM
white boys love doing flobots at karaoke
the nonbinary urge to name yourself Percival
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
the nonbinary urge to name yourself Percival
every time i remember i got banned from instagram for impersonating Spongebob Squarepants i lose my mind bc what do you mean Zuck.....
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
every time i remember i got banned from instagram for impersonating Spongebob Squarepants i lose my mind bc what do you mean Zuck.....
sending ominous sopranos stills to my friend until he pays me back
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
sending ominous sopranos stills to my friend until he pays me back
why as a man would you go down a chimney
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
why as a man would you go down a chimney
the way some of yall drive you need to be tied to a pole in the center of town square in jesters clothes with tomatoes thrown at u for several hours... days even
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the way some of yall drive you need to be tied to a pole in the center of town square in jesters clothes with tomatoes thrown at u for several hours... days even
sure, Qobuz pays the most to the artists of all the streaming apps but the interface sucks dick and looks like it was made for this guy
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
sure, Qobuz pays the most to the artists of all the streaming apps but the interface sucks dick and looks like it was made for this guy
james gandolfini has no business being dead
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
james gandolfini has no business being dead
chilling ass and being dope
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
chilling ass and being dope
guy outside of trader joes said i was trying to program his remote controls to control decepticons and transformers and in the same breathe said he was just trying to suck dick to survive. many such cases
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
guy outside of trader joes said i was trying to program his remote controls to control decepticons and transformers and in the same breathe said he was just trying to suck dick to survive. many such cases
quoted disgraced former mayor eric adams on my holiday cards
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
quoted disgraced former mayor eric adams on my holiday cards
baby showers are so powerful because the day after going to one i am booking a doctors appointment to see if i can get a hysterectomy
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
baby showers are so powerful because the day after going to one i am booking a doctors appointment to see if i can get a hysterectomy
a friend is having a baby and in the shower registry they listed a katana
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
a friend is having a baby and in the shower registry they listed a katana