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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · 2d

Been playing atomfall the past few days, will say the phone calls are starting to sound like an over protective mom "I don't like your friends" "don't trust ANYONE but me " did you get batteries? You're gonna need more if you're gonna be half as good as your brothers"

Tin pork is my only fwiend

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · 11d

Happy birthday!!

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · 18d

Lil Leaf is gonna be 1 in 2 weeks 😭 where has the time gone bro! Also, he's learned how to do laundry he's a big helper uwu

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Sep 22

*NFL theme song plays* BOYS WE'RE CURED!!

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Sep 22

The Police: Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light...

Roxanne: Thanks saves me on electricity, I guess 😅

The police: TURN ON THE RED LIIGHT ROXANNE!

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Sep 8

Weird question, kind of a long shot buut, do I know anyone that does taxidermy for bugs (instect pinning) There's this really nice bug I'd love to frame outside, it's dead in a spider web and it's still fully intact! And I was wondering If anyone had any pointers, if not youtube exists lol

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · Sep 6

practicing some dance moves

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Sep 2

Don't invite me to your wedding 100% I'll show up before most guest because I gotta poop

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Aug 24

If you thought gummibär was better than crazy frog, then the door to leave my life is right here, and it WILL hit you on the way out 😒🚪

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Aug 16

It's always hyped to see ya boi get his job back! #justshrimplework

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Aug 3

Whenever I do something and give up, remember it's ✨️your✨️ voice i hear telling me to 💕

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · May 30

Sometimes I think about picking up streaming again, but it'd be 6 hours of "the wheels on the bus" and me saying "shit... umm" because that's all I ever remember of that song and I really only talk to my baby and husband so idk how to interact with people, I can shake a toy that makes a cool sound!

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · May 26

"Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more"

🥺 i might be stapled to the wall rn guys

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · May 24

Okay, so before I had my baby i was like "dude, I'm so funny! I should make web comics!" 100% haven't been able too but I think this is still one of the best things I thought of while pregnant!

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · May 24

In 45 minutes it is my husband's birthday, tonight is spent bonking the racoon that keeps trying to eat the stray cat's food, we're trying to befriend the cat 😅 he is wild and free and he's living his best life rn

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · May 23

1 like = 10 more hours in breathing control torture for MR. KINKY Cones

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · May 18

Rimple pooskin man sends his regards

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · May 8

Lil Leaf doesn't understand how to eat the baby teething biscuits. So I give him one he licks it and sticks it to places, and I just eat the other one 😅 tbh baby treats aren't terrible

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · May 3

If you can tie the strings in a blanket way and you haven't made the 90s bead animals wtf you doing dawg!

*I cannot tie strings in a blanket way I just like to complain*

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Apr 24

"This song is about drugs" *the song has 0 to do with drugs*

SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Apr 16

The best thing I can Knit is worms and snakes! Message me for details!

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Apr 16

Oh yeah? That's a cool opinion, where'd you go to school? Cause I went to DAU you know Didn't Ask U 💅🏻

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Mar 17

I think getting him by a car and you're listening to the song "shut up and drive" would be my ideal situation

*says while walking to the gym*

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Mar 6

I might delete my social media stuff and then just start over later when things are better IRL for me 💕

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SugarLeaf @sugarleafvt.bsky.social · Mar 1

Choke me like you tolerate me, or whatever he said UwU

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