Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody
@suellade.bsky.social
Twice Home Secretary , twice sacked, politically fascist. Parody
And amazingly it’s not Fartage
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
And amazingly it’s not Fartage
Well…
That’s not something I expected to say I’ve booked
I’m going to see The Doctor play in a band!
That’s not something I expected to say I’ve booked
I’m going to see The Doctor play in a band!
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Well…
That’s not something I expected to say I’ve booked
I’m going to see The Doctor play in a band!
That’s not something I expected to say I’ve booked
I’m going to see The Doctor play in a band!
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
For some reason I’ve got Queen in my head ….
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
For some reason I’ve got Queen in my head ….
Who knew that an ex fashion student and sacked mouthpiece for GBeebies would turn out to be an ineffective dep leader of a council?
Darren Grimes’ Reform council sees financial black hole grow by £11m.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/ref...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/ref...
Darren Grimes' Reform council sees financial black hole grow by £11m
The financial black hole of Reform-controlled Durham County Council - where Darren Grimes is deputy leader - has grown by £11.1m in two months.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Who knew that an ex fashion student and sacked mouthpiece for GBeebies would turn out to be an ineffective dep leader of a council?
Hash browns on a full English????
Nit very British
And the knife and fork side by side
Have they finished eating it?
What a waste….
Nit very British
And the knife and fork side by side
Have they finished eating it?
What a waste….
Reform UK Party Ltd spent £700,000 on a 2-page spread — one page being just an image of Farage and the other a letter, meaning he spent £350,000 on pictures of himself.
The average UK house price is £272,000.
Also, the ‘full English’ is badly photoshopped on — it's tiny!
The average UK house price is £272,000.
Also, the ‘full English’ is badly photoshopped on — it's tiny!
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hash browns on a full English????
Nit very British
And the knife and fork side by side
Have they finished eating it?
What a waste….
Nit very British
And the knife and fork side by side
Have they finished eating it?
What a waste….
Result!
Got back from a lovely date at my ladies
And pub still open
And I don’t have to get up and drive tomorrow morning
Still here at nearly 2am
Got back from a lovely date at my ladies
And pub still open
And I don’t have to get up and drive tomorrow morning
Still here at nearly 2am
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Result!
Got back from a lovely date at my ladies
And pub still open
And I don’t have to get up and drive tomorrow morning
Still here at nearly 2am
Got back from a lovely date at my ladies
And pub still open
And I don’t have to get up and drive tomorrow morning
Still here at nearly 2am
What. the.Actual. Fuck
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What. the.Actual. Fuck
I didn’t think they liked it when the Union flag was changed
It takes a special kind of right-wing British political party to literally sell black shirts.
Are you going to tell them?
Or shall I?
Are you going to tell them?
Or shall I?
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I didn’t think they liked it when the Union flag was changed
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A pie in a pizza box!
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A pie in a pizza box!
Awww
How cute
They’ve got matching outfits
How cute
They’ve got matching outfits
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Awww
How cute
They’ve got matching outfits
How cute
They’ve got matching outfits
It’s too early for die hard
So this’ll have to do for now!
So this’ll have to do for now!
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s too early for die hard
So this’ll have to do for now!
So this’ll have to do for now!
Ok don’t wish to worry people
I live in rural North Yorkshire
Not far from an RAF airfield
In the last 1/2 hour at least 4 massive planes have roared overhead
Yeah
It’s the zombie apocalypse isn’t it?
We are being quarantined……
I live in rural North Yorkshire
Not far from an RAF airfield
In the last 1/2 hour at least 4 massive planes have roared overhead
Yeah
It’s the zombie apocalypse isn’t it?
We are being quarantined……
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ok don’t wish to worry people
I live in rural North Yorkshire
Not far from an RAF airfield
In the last 1/2 hour at least 4 massive planes have roared overhead
Yeah
It’s the zombie apocalypse isn’t it?
We are being quarantined……
I live in rural North Yorkshire
Not far from an RAF airfield
In the last 1/2 hour at least 4 massive planes have roared overhead
Yeah
It’s the zombie apocalypse isn’t it?
We are being quarantined……
Irregular date update
We used to see each other 1-2 a week
We live an hour apart
Tomorrow it’ll be 4 dates in a week!
We used to see each other 1-2 a week
We live an hour apart
Tomorrow it’ll be 4 dates in a week!
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Irregular date update
We used to see each other 1-2 a week
We live an hour apart
Tomorrow it’ll be 4 dates in a week!
We used to see each other 1-2 a week
We live an hour apart
Tomorrow it’ll be 4 dates in a week!
I’ve just noticed my ears are getting bigger
I’m turning into the BFG
God, I’m getting old….
I’m turning into the BFG
God, I’m getting old….
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’ve just noticed my ears are getting bigger
I’m turning into the BFG
God, I’m getting old….
I’m turning into the BFG
God, I’m getting old….
Peter Capaldi touring!?!??!?
Hope it’s like pic 2.
Hope it’s like pic 2.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Peter Capaldi touring!?!??!?
Hope it’s like pic 2.
Hope it’s like pic 2.
And crowns on pint glasses
(Which were allowed under EU laws)
(Which were allowed under EU laws)
Remember when Brexiters were reduced to pretending that pint bottles of champagne represented a major win?
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And crowns on pint glasses
(Which were allowed under EU laws)
(Which were allowed under EU laws)
If only Elsa had realised
Fortunately Henry Jones Jr eventually did
Fortunately Henry Jones Jr eventually did
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If only Elsa had realised
Fortunately Henry Jones Jr eventually did
Fortunately Henry Jones Jr eventually did
Hmmm….
Apparently The Verve were right
Apparently The Verve were right
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hmmm….
Apparently The Verve were right
Apparently The Verve were right
Bet he can’t even dress himself
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bet he can’t even dress himself
Stolen from FB
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Stolen from FB
Oh
Do shut up you Nazi fascist nob
Do shut up you Nazi fascist nob
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh
Do shut up you Nazi fascist nob
Do shut up you Nazi fascist nob
Breaking Bad?
Really?
Really?
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Breaking Bad?
Really?
Really?
Tesco banning Christmas - AGAIN
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Tesco banning Christmas - AGAIN