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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 50m

Yeay
Got 65 on ten to the top
(Shame I wasn’t actually doing it on the radio)

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 14h

Stolen from FB
I’m giving blood tomorrow (49th donation I think)

And I’m happy if my pint goes to help anyone in need

Even racist twats

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 14h

Shame
That would be quite the story

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 15h

Kane then scores a pen
Normal service has been resumed

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 15h

Something Italian maybe

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 15h

I though Kane only scored pens or tap in’s?

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 15h

Lecterian maybe?

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 16h

Unfortunate typo

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 21h

If you snack your kids
You’ve failed as a parent

John Flanagan @watfordjohn.bsky.social · 23h

Smacking, the corporal punishment of children, should be banned by law, as it is in over sixty countries. There is no reasonable excuse for hitting a child.

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 21h

If you snack your kids
You’ve failed as a parent

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 23h

Was it Craig Bellamy?

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 23h

Nicely done by Marina

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 23h

Well
He is a massive twat

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 23h

Well
He is a massive twat

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 23h

Well
He is a massive twat

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 23h

Well
He is a massive twat

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 23h

Does he really think the M In TIME is a crown?

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 23h

Purple first? Impressive!!

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Is “hospitality” a synonym for “bribery”?

Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 1d

Richard Tice failed to register lavish hospitality from former Russian finance minister’s wife

hopenothate.org.uk/2025/10/13/r...

Richard Tice failed to register lavish hospitality from former Russian finance minister's wife – HOPE not hate

IN BREACH OF PARLIAMENTARY RULES: REFORM UK’S RICHARD TICE Reform UK deputy leader Richard Tice has broken parliamentary rules by failing to register lavish hospitality...

hopenothate.org.uk

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Is “hospitality” a synonym for “bribery”?

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of this
Worrying
V worrying

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of this
Worrying
V worrying

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Bed unmade
Didn’t even have breakfast
But toilet seat def down - I do have some standards

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Good song

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

If I remember correctly (used to work for the police) failing to provide your pin can be a jail sentence
And when you come out the police ask again
If you again refuse
Back to jail
Rinse and repeat

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody @suellade.bsky.social · 1d

Yup

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