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That Mark
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life lived in room temperature empathy ≠ sin
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Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Parents I IMPLORE you to check your children’s candy this Halloween, I just found a knife hidden in a Reese’s miniature peanut butter cup
Soooo, get much flack yet over not recognizing John Wayne Gacy yet?
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Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.

I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
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so uhhhh im not gettin half off panda tmw huh
Huh, you forgot to include the third option that says the Angels will do nothing, squander their talent, and lose any trade leverage. Again.

(It's so hard being a fan of this team)
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
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Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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We don’t talk enough about how great Ohtani’s hair is
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That's not a bad idea, and I happen to know someone who can give me tips on paining miniatures. 🤔
After watching the Floyd of Rosedale game today, and seeing multiple pics of the replica trophy owned by @ben-bessman.bsky.social, I really wish they made a Red (obviously) Fremont Cannon.
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every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
I was going to let this domain go, but unsurprisingly the #LAAngels continue to make it relevant.

terribleland.com

The upside, if there is one, is that at least one person may see this in the referral log.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
I had to stop and take a photo tonight of this gorgeous sunset. Pausing my shouting of vulgarities to articulate my frustrations in the general directions of Angels Stadium.
Are you kidding me!?

Kurt Suzuki as the new #LAAngels manager!?

He better be a wizard and perform some serious magic from jump, otherwise it will only show how unserious Arte and Perry are about winning.
Well, as an #LAAngels fan I suppose I can be content with a Seattle loss. 🤷‍♂️
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‘The exceptionally limited edition book.’ (My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books)
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In 1990, Coca-Cola ran a "MagiCan" contest where winning cans were filled with spring-loaded cash or a certificate. To make those cans feel normal, there was a sealed area containing chlorinated water and “a foul-smelling substance” to discourage consumption.