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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 17h

Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.

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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 21h

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 22h

Parents I IMPLORE you to check your children’s candy this Halloween, I just found a knife hidden in a Reese’s miniature peanut butter cup

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Retro Commercial Screens @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 22h

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 1d

A perfect mash-up for today.
soundcloud.com/thomas-valle...

Haunted Bela

A mashup of Bauhuas' Bela Lugosi's Dead and the Vincent Price and Paul Frees voice-overs for Disney's Haunted Mansion. Perfect for any Halloween celebration. This mashup was created in 2004 by How

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 1d

Soooo, get much flack yet over not recognizing John Wayne Gacy yet?

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 6d

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.

I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

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Nightdrive @nightdrive82.bsky.social · 2d

so uhhhh im not gettin half off panda tmw huh

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 2d

Huh, you forgot to include the third option that says the Angels will do nothing, squander their talent, and lose any trade leverage. Again.

(It's so hard being a fan of this team)

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Sara @sportsandsuffering.bsky.social · 3d

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

a graphic showing the pantone numbers for the two core colors of the toronto blue jays. they are skydome blue (pantone 293) and Stieb Navy (pantone 282)

a hat and canvas tote with the pantone number for Dodger Blue (294 C)

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · Jul 1

Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 3d

We don’t talk enough about how great Ohtani’s hair is

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Cybercultural @cybercultural.com · 24d

In 2000, Flash websites proliferate, blogging expands, social news sites like Slashdot gain influence — all of this while the dot-com bubble slowly deflates and Napster dominates headlines. cybercultural.com/p/internet-2...

What the Internet Was Like in 2000

In 2000, Flash websites proliferate, blogging expands, social news sites like Slashdot gain influence — all of this while the dot-com bubble slowly deflates and Napster dominates headlines.

cybercultural.com

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 6d

That's not a bad idea, and I happen to know someone who can give me tips on paining miniatures. 🤔

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 6d

After watching the Floyd of Rosedale game today, and seeing multiple pics of the replica trophy owned by @ben-bessman.bsky.social, I really wish they made a Red (obviously) Fremont Cannon.

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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 6d

every sports team is a Ship of Theseus

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 7d

I was going to let this domain go, but unsurprisingly the #LAAngels continue to make it relevant.

terribleland.com

The upside, if there is one, is that at least one person may see this in the referral log.

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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 7d

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 10d

I had to stop and take a photo tonight of this gorgeous sunset. Pausing my shouting of vulgarities to articulate my frustrations in the general directions of Angels Stadium.

Southern California Sunset. The clouds are orangish with light blue sky. The photo also shows the exterior of the Left Field Sign on Angels Stadium.

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 11d

Source:
www.mlb.com/news/kurt-su...

Angels to name former catcher Suzuki their next manager (source)

The Angels are set to name former big league catcher Kurt Suzuki their next manager, a source told MLB.com's Mark Feinsand on Tuesday. The club has not confirmed the news. The 42-year-old Suzuki, who ...

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 11d

Are you kidding me!?

Kurt Suzuki as the new #LAAngels manager!?

He better be a wizard and perform some serious magic from jump, otherwise it will only show how unserious Arte and Perry are about winning.

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That Mark @substandardtestpattern.com · 11d

Well, as an #LAAngels fan I suppose I can be content with a Seattle loss. 🤷‍♂️

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 13d

‘The exceptionally limited edition book.’ (My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books)

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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 13d

In 1990, Coca-Cola ran a "MagiCan" contest where winning cans were filled with spring-loaded cash or a certificate. To make those cans feel normal, there was a sealed area containing chlorinated water and “a foul-smelling substance” to discourage consumption.

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