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Rocket Raccoon

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The best flarkin’ Weapons Specialist in the galaxy.

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Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 29

“There’s nothin’ I can’t fix!”

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Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 18

“Why does my beer taste weird—

Ah, flark me.”

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 18

a raccoon wearing a superhero costume is standing on a ledge

ALT: a raccoon wearing a superhero costume is standing on a ledge

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Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 14

It ain’t a contest without some explosions.

#xswimsuitcontest

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Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 12

Sounds like Blue Boy was hoping.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 12

Stealing cause why not?

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 12

He’s blaring music and using a drill on some piece of metal. The perfect late night activities.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 12

Simple. I like it.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 2

“No?????” He grumbled, flipping off the stranger. “Beat it before I flark you up.”

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 2

“Put me down or I’ll… do sumthin’ to ya.” He’s slurring his words, hanging limply.

𝘾𝙄𝘿 𝙇𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 @aurumsanguine.bsky.social · Aug 1

Picking the raccoon up from the nape of his clothes.

"You smell very flammable today, my friend!"

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 1

Laying flat on his back, surrounded by bottles.

It’s been a rough night.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Aug 1

Laying flat on his back, surrounded by bottles.

It’s been a rough night.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 30

“Somebody shut that brat up before I have to.”

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 30

“… that’s still disgusting.”

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 30

“…what the flark is wrong with you Terrans?”

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 30

“You milked Johnny?????”

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · Jul 30

"I've always been partial to Johnny Storms Blueberry milk."

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 29

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CablesOut @cablesout.bsky.social · Jul 29

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││• 30 years old
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││• Roleplaying since 2008
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Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 29

“There’s nothin’ I can’t fix!”

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Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 29

Well, you can’t. They’re banned exotic pets under Nova Corp. proclamation 22-Zeta-Delta-Bravo-3.

It would take someone with a lot of guts getting a lot of money from you to bring one of them here.

𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱 @toxiclips.bsky.social · Jul 29

. . .

i would like to see one.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 29

Those are the blob things from the Peraxian system.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 29

Those are the blob things from the Peraxian system.

𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱 @toxiclips.bsky.social · Jul 29

what is a labubu?

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 29

a raccoon wearing glasses is reading a newspaper that says ' star 's ' today ' on it

ALT: a raccoon wearing glasses is reading a newspaper that says ' star 's ' today ' on it

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Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 29

…got any Egg McMuffins?

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 28

Listen, I might want the arm, but it’ll take more than that to distract me.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 28

Is that supposed to impress me?

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 28

You wish.

Rocket Raccoon @subject89p13.bsky.social · Jul 28

I want it on long weekends too. Those count as weekends.