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Diosys Narkar

@subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social

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I do art of Homestuck trolls. I'm a dubious superbeast, rotten to the got-damn. I like to post objectively bad opinions, to keep people guessing. Keep them guessing. Keep God guessing. NEW straw page --- > https://diosys.straw.page

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Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · May 27

I should post more.

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Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 1h

That's killer.

Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 16h

I'm eating these pretzels, and the company's name that made them is Rio.

Anyway, his name is Pretzel.

Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 17h

Markiplier.

Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 20h

yeah but you didnt have to put me on blast like that

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Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry, I don't know how to draw.

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Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 20h

wtf

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Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 20h

Pyrocynical.

Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 1d

The choice is yours.

Live or cry.

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Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 1d

There is also an Amazonian giant centipede whose bite is known to be the most painful insect bite in the verse, who gets upset at people eating hash browns.

You can either stay in the room and suffocate, or eat your way up the chute, risking pissing off the centipede and getting bit really badly.

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Diosys Narkar @subaqueousdynamo.bsky.social · 1d

Hello Helixa

The room you're in has only one exit, which is the chute leading into it. However, the chute has been stuffed with hash browns, cutting off oxygen to the room and your only escape.