I get up;
I style my hair;
I walk to the tube;
I go through the Canning Town wind tunnel;
My hair loses its style.
I style my hair;
I walk to the tube;
I go through the Canning Town wind tunnel;
My hair loses its style.
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I get up;
I style my hair;
I walk to the tube;
I go through the Canning Town wind tunnel;
My hair loses its style.
I style my hair;
I walk to the tube;
I go through the Canning Town wind tunnel;
My hair loses its style.
I’d be wishful to think most parents don’t split up during child birth.
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’d be wishful to think most parents don’t split up during child birth.
Gay and into rubber but don’t want to be judged? Wear a spider man costume
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Gay and into rubber but don’t want to be judged? Wear a spider man costume
I cracked my back while doing my core workout this morning and that was honestly the most satisfying feeling from the workout.
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I cracked my back while doing my core workout this morning and that was honestly the most satisfying feeling from the workout.
UK politics is Zia Yusuf getting anxious about Gen Z following Big John and not Tom Skinner. So much so that he puts out a statement about it trying to claim ‘bosh’ for the far right. Big John is like “nah man, I review Chinese takeaways and go to students nights. You guys are nuts though.”
October 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
UK politics is Zia Yusuf getting anxious about Gen Z following Big John and not Tom Skinner. So much so that he puts out a statement about it trying to claim ‘bosh’ for the far right. Big John is like “nah man, I review Chinese takeaways and go to students nights. You guys are nuts though.”
The perfect combo would be:
• the life experience I have now,
• the income I have now,
• the stamina I had at 24, and
• the free time I had at uni.
I will never find this combo unless I set up a trust fund and study a masters as a mature student. And somehow reverse aging.
• the life experience I have now,
• the income I have now,
• the stamina I had at 24, and
• the free time I had at uni.
I will never find this combo unless I set up a trust fund and study a masters as a mature student. And somehow reverse aging.
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The perfect combo would be:
• the life experience I have now,
• the income I have now,
• the stamina I had at 24, and
• the free time I had at uni.
I will never find this combo unless I set up a trust fund and study a masters as a mature student. And somehow reverse aging.
• the life experience I have now,
• the income I have now,
• the stamina I had at 24, and
• the free time I had at uni.
I will never find this combo unless I set up a trust fund and study a masters as a mature student. And somehow reverse aging.
Can the people setting off fireworks in Canning Town please stop? It is half past midnight on a school night!
October 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Can the people setting off fireworks in Canning Town please stop? It is half past midnight on a school night!
It’s 19:50 on the Jubilee Line’s eastbound platform at Westminster and I just had a man with headphones on walk past singing Part of Me by Katy Perry.
How was everyone else’s commute?
How was everyone else’s commute?
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s 19:50 on the Jubilee Line’s eastbound platform at Westminster and I just had a man with headphones on walk past singing Part of Me by Katy Perry.
How was everyone else’s commute?
How was everyone else’s commute?
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Last week I was really busy and had to plan and prioritise to get things done. This week, I have fuck all to do.
Tomorrow I’m working from home, I have zero meetings and a light work day. 🙌
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Last week I was really busy and had to plan and prioritise to get things done. This week, I have fuck all to do.
Perfect set of traitors #celebritytraitors
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Perfect set of traitors #celebritytraitors
Tomorrow I’m working from home, I have zero meetings and a light work day. 🙌
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Tomorrow I’m working from home, I have zero meetings and a light work day. 🙌
My colleagues have no idea that I am listening to Your Love is My Drug by Kesha in the office and I love this
October 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My colleagues have no idea that I am listening to Your Love is My Drug by Kesha in the office and I love this
My friends: “you become really right wing when you’re drunk”
Me: “that’s nonsense”
Also me *after some number of drinks*: “we should introduce a visa scheme for gays coming to London and reject the problematic ones”
Me: “that’s nonsense”
Also me *after some number of drinks*: “we should introduce a visa scheme for gays coming to London and reject the problematic ones”
October 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My friends: “you become really right wing when you’re drunk”
Me: “that’s nonsense”
Also me *after some number of drinks*: “we should introduce a visa scheme for gays coming to London and reject the problematic ones”
Me: “that’s nonsense”
Also me *after some number of drinks*: “we should introduce a visa scheme for gays coming to London and reject the problematic ones”
I’m not saying I have the Sunday Scaries after a week away but I am strongly considering fucking off and going on more holidays.
September 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m not saying I have the Sunday Scaries after a week away but I am strongly considering fucking off and going on more holidays.
Just received feedback on an essay that I should have provided page numbers for quotation references *checks references* FOR WEB PAGES?!
August 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just received feedback on an essay that I should have provided page numbers for quotation references *checks references* FOR WEB PAGES?!
I have just met the gay’s version of the Wealdstone Raider in a pub in Greenwich
July 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I have just met the gay’s version of the Wealdstone Raider in a pub in Greenwich
You see fashion stylist, I see attention-seeking t***
June 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You see fashion stylist, I see attention-seeking t***
I’m watching the Titan submarine/OceanGate documentary on Netflix and all I have been doing is looking up Titan memes
June 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m watching the Titan submarine/OceanGate documentary on Netflix and all I have been doing is looking up Titan memes
Imagine if Star Wars Episode I was set in the Trump era. The intro text would just be “Supreme Chancellor Trump has put tariffs on Naboo, Tattoine, Alderan and Hoth. He has put tariffs on everyone and no one has a fucking clue what to do.”
June 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Imagine if Star Wars Episode I was set in the Trump era. The intro text would just be “Supreme Chancellor Trump has put tariffs on Naboo, Tattoine, Alderan and Hoth. He has put tariffs on everyone and no one has a fucking clue what to do.”
I dunno who I find better on the maths memes chats? The neurospicy people who provide great numerical analysis to memes or the sarcastic people who deliberately give the wrong answer just to wind them up.
June 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I dunno who I find better on the maths memes chats? The neurospicy people who provide great numerical analysis to memes or the sarcastic people who deliberately give the wrong answer just to wind them up.
Things I didn’t expect to see today was Dominic Cummings supporting Tom Skinner from the Apprentice becoming Mayor of London
June 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Things I didn’t expect to see today was Dominic Cummings supporting Tom Skinner from the Apprentice becoming Mayor of London
I dunno why I bother styling my hair because the wind tunnel on my way to the tube has different ideas
June 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I dunno why I bother styling my hair because the wind tunnel on my way to the tube has different ideas
I was today years old when I learnt that the croissant is actually Austrian…
June 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I was today years old when I learnt that the croissant is actually Austrian…
Austria should take the crown 🇦🇹 #eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Austria should take the crown 🇦🇹 #eurovision2025