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'' 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴
𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 nothing 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 .ᐟ

lemons.

hiding practically all my muses.
besides slamdance. you can beat him up.
for some reason i feel like he deserves it.
flower⠀𑁍⠀girl she only attacks men soooooooooooooooo
lemons.

hi vampire lady, please don't suck my blood!!!
Reposted by ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .


( perhaps they had gotten
such habits from that of their
esteemed . . )



( goodness . these spiraling thoughts
are causing the autobot to slap
a servo upon its helm . odd . they've
become more expressive with
their hands recently . even when
alone . it's as if ultra magnus
is putting on a show with that
annoyed gesture . )



and if the box were to the
right of their desk -- it would
look out of place as well .ᐟ
middle is good . being in the
middle . then the box would
not lean to the left or the right
too much -- )



( the small box is in the
middle of their desk . right .
in . the . middle . because if
they had it to the left -- it
would look odd . and they
would not like that . --



( they simply stare at the box
upon their desk . servos at the
sides of it as it drills a hole
into it with just their stare
alone .ᐟ ( not really . they're just
staring very hard . ) . )

PAR-TAY ON THE LOST LIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!!

EVERYONE IS INVITED. YES, EVERYONE. NO WEAPONS, NO BRIEFCASES, BOOZE PROVIDED!!!!


( they ponder over doing workload A .
or workload B .

decisions, decisions . )



( a digit twitches . optics are taking a moment to open groggily . . .

purring has . . . not ceased . )

( FIGHT THE CUTENESS AGGRESSION.

very very VERY gently stroking their helm, trying so hard to not wake them. )


( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . .

even louder purring . . . )



( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . .

even louder purring . . . )

( reciprocating with a gentle purr of his own. he must have a super dopey expression right now, just admiring minimus. )


( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . )

( purr . . . )



( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . )

( purr . . . )

( committing that sound to memory. holy shit that's cute.

wrapping her arms so gently around them. no way she's sleeping now. )


( purring, yes ! ! !

they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . )



( purring, yes ! ! !

they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . )

( WIDE OPTICS. staring down, practically holding herself entirely still. purring. minimus purrs. omg. omg. omg. )


( not yet .

but the snuggling has them

PURRING .

just subtly . )



( not yet .

but the snuggling has them

PURRING .

just subtly . )

( quiet, upset chatting over comms with someone, but snuggling up. sorry if she wakes them. )


( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . )



( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . )

( glancing back every now & again. ok, fine. it's clean enough. coming over to the berth, scooting in ... )


( uh - uh . they're sleeping . )



( uh - uh . they're sleeping . )

( if minimus peeks, they'll see that she's quietly cleaning up. not that it's messy, but it's certainly not tidy like their hab is. )


( what is she doing . . . )



( what is she doing . . . )

( if rodimus noticed, she didn't say anything. shuffling around the room doing who knows what. )


( optics open for a brief moment .

then shut .

they're asleep, prommie . )



( optics open for a brief moment .

then shut .

they're asleep, prommie . )

( gazing down at them. siiighhhh. 💓.

opening the door to her habsuite up, closing it behind, and bringing minimus over to the berth.

gently gently laying them down .. )


( slumped against that of their lover .

ragdolling around with the gentle hold . . . )