J. S. Crane
@strawbeehouse.bsky.social
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(he/him) 25 writer/artist/graphic designer/costumer i make fucked up guys for fun :> vampire enthusiast dm me for my signal and revolt usernames https://ko-fi.com/strawbeehouse
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strawbeehouse.bsky.social
made a revolt and redid my signal so if you want those usernames hmu
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dukeofnothingham.bsky.social
Happy Indigenous People’s Day!

Fuck Christopher Columbus lol
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jellyfishlines.itch.io
Hey, my friends Kickstarter is almost funded!! It needs about $140 or so to fund and you get an incredible book!!
navypink.itch.io
77% now! Let's keep it up 🔥
navypink.itch.io
We are halfway through the #Kickstarter and 70% funded, we can still make it!

Pledge now for a 32 page #TTRPG adventure booklet complete with maps, tokens, and handouts: everything you need to run a tense and mysterious adventure of 3-4 sessions ☠️

www.kickstarter.com/projects/161...
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snipethesorrow.bsky.social
This is a stupid fuckwit quiz for dickheads
A screenshot of a whiz result page with a little baby gremlin thing in tight blue pants and its nipples out. It has a smug dork face and elf ears. The text reads : Your Result:
You are Togo!
For Real! This is what you got!
You cannot change this!!!!
strawbeehouse.bsky.social
The leaves are verdant as ever.
l feel I will molt when summer ends.
I fear it never will.
strawbeehouse.bsky.social
It will be soon, right? It’s already October,
A scorching 90 degrees in the city –
even by the river, the lake.
I keep my thermostat at 69 degrees, a fan
beside my bed that cools off my sleeping body.
My flesh traps heat like a furnace – stuck
in an eternal summer with brief reprieve.
strawbeehouse.bsky.social
as a new being. Aching joints in my spidery limbs, my restless fatigue,
the fog in my mind that obfuscates every stray thought
into a mere silhouette of an idea, all of it soon to change
like the falling leaves.
strawbeehouse.bsky.social
Molt, a poem

I feel I will molt when the summer ends.
My shell’s cracks will finally split as the leaves turn
yellow and red as the sun that dips
below the horizon by the encroaching dusk. I will emerge
from the shed skin and hair and clothes
strawbeehouse.bsky.social
NO, THANK *YOU* FOR HELPING MY BRAIN DO THE BLAST >:] WE FUCKIN COOKED
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jellyfishlines.itch.io
Another ttrpg consult in the bag! Thank you to @strawbeehouse.bsky.social for sharing his vampire game concept with me and having a duo brain blast!
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noethematt.bsky.social
Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.
A teenager turning into a bird, Animorphs cover style

"Getting raptured?

No thanks 

I'm getting raptored"
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voiddebris.bsky.social
This is absolutely BRILLIANT

They didn't listen to our feedback, now we need to ESCALATE

Bsky is at 3.4⭐ - let's see how quick we can tank that!

Don't know what to write?

Copy/paste mine or use it as a starting point!

#SaveSpeech #BskyCensorship
Screenshot of bluesky in the play store at 3.4 stars and 47k reviews. Bluesky claimed to want to decentralize social media, and then came out with a massive community guidelines update imposing sweeping restrictions to free speech

If I could give negative stars I would, these changes need to be repealed and they need to refocus on user facilitated moderation tools
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strawbeehouse.bsky.social
NOVEL OF THE MILLENNIUM!!
sabrinatvband.bsky.social
The final chapter of All-New Sloane Lone is now live on Patreon. For just $3 you can read the best forced feminization / evilfication narrative about an amoral cougar who kidnaps a purposeless loser and turns him into a duplicate of herself.
www.patreon.com/posts/all-ne...
All-New Sloane Lone
List of stuff in book
-Forced feminization
-Evil cougar trans chaser "antagonist"
-Character being feminized doesn't immediately enjoy being feminized
-Leather
-Insane goth scientist girlfriend
-Mind control gas, but the gas only works temporarily because the real fun is in truly breaking someone's will for real
-Straitjacket
-Transformation from loser guy to dyke with dignity
-Guitar stuff
-Not cute, not twee
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sabrinatvband.bsky.social
The final chapter of All-New Sloane Lone is now live on Patreon. For just $3 you can read the best forced feminization / evilfication narrative about an amoral cougar who kidnaps a purposeless loser and turns him into a duplicate of herself.
www.patreon.com/posts/all-ne...
All-New Sloane Lone
List of stuff in book
-Forced feminization
-Evil cougar trans chaser "antagonist"
-Character being feminized doesn't immediately enjoy being feminized
-Leather
-Insane goth scientist girlfriend
-Mind control gas, but the gas only works temporarily because the real fun is in truly breaking someone's will for real
-Straitjacket
-Transformation from loser guy to dyke with dignity
-Guitar stuff
-Not cute, not twee
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mynqzo.bsky.social
was a delight to work on this trailer with the amazing 2d department 👌 everyone’s gotta check it out
catsuka.bsky.social
"Hades II" trailer by The Line Studio for Supergiant Games.
Director: Louve Sarfati Karnas
Character design & lead animation: Amanda Jespersen Holm
Storyboard : Neil Dieu, Zhihuang Dong
Art director: Meryl Franck
Full 4K video & credits >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
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karenho.bsky.social
I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.