Monica 🕯️🖤🦄
@strangeandpretty.com
Weirdo into horror, gore, alternative, and mental health. Mentally ill and WILL say odd stuff from time to time. 🩷💜💙
✍🏾 strangeandpretty.com
📍Brooklyn, NY
✍🏾 strangeandpretty.com
📍Brooklyn, NY
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.
I know people seem to hate the *~grammar police~* on the internet but I feel like we’ve reached a whole new level of fucking stupid w/ people using apostrophes to try to spell plural words (1/2).
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I know people seem to hate the *~grammar police~* on the internet but I feel like we’ve reached a whole new level of fucking stupid w/ people using apostrophes to try to spell plural words (1/2).
I don’t usually watch straight men on Twitch, but I decided to try one out cause no one I cared about was streaming. A few minutes into me watching, the streamer (absolutely serious) said “Yeah youre supposed to wipe back to front”. Of COURSE a straight man doesn’t know how to wipe his ass. I left.
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I don’t usually watch straight men on Twitch, but I decided to try one out cause no one I cared about was streaming. A few minutes into me watching, the streamer (absolutely serious) said “Yeah youre supposed to wipe back to front”. Of COURSE a straight man doesn’t know how to wipe his ass. I left.
So no one’s gonna talk about how Mrs. Wheeler was a fuckin predator towards Billy in whichever season he was in? No? We’re just gonna call her a hero cause she killed some Demos in a washing machine? Really…?
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
So no one’s gonna talk about how Mrs. Wheeler was a fuckin predator towards Billy in whichever season he was in? No? We’re just gonna call her a hero cause she killed some Demos in a washing machine? Really…?
Thank goodness I live in the back of my house so I won’t have to run away from the windows when all the gunshots start going off at 11:58pm tonight.
December 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thank goodness I live in the back of my house so I won’t have to run away from the windows when all the gunshots start going off at 11:58pm tonight.
Me watching Steve talk shit about Eddie: Kill Steve! It’s alright, yall can kill Steve. Go ‘head now.
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Me watching Steve talk shit about Eddie: Kill Steve! It’s alright, yall can kill Steve. Go ‘head now.
I think I’d fuck Tyler, The Creator.
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I think I’d fuck Tyler, The Creator.
Thank GOODNESS I got my period on my vacation. Also, my nipples are no longer sore.
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thank GOODNESS I got my period on my vacation. Also, my nipples are no longer sore.
Tomorrow is my job’s second holiday party. I immediately said I wasn’t going because I didn’t feel like going all the way to Harlem (our first was in the Bronx) but my boss called me and asked me to go. Apparently people really want me there 🤷🏽♀️.
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tomorrow is my job’s second holiday party. I immediately said I wasn’t going because I didn’t feel like going all the way to Harlem (our first was in the Bronx) but my boss called me and asked me to go. Apparently people really want me there 🤷🏽♀️.
if you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
if you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without explanation.
My nipples are so sore I just wish my lady time would come and get here already.
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My nipples are so sore I just wish my lady time would come and get here already.
Because we were talking about it in @witchsocks.bsky.social ‘s chat. Also, please excuse the mess and the kinda sorta titty in the photo.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Because we were talking about it in @witchsocks.bsky.social ‘s chat. Also, please excuse the mess and the kinda sorta titty in the photo.
Not Spotify telling me I’m a 21 year old 😑.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Not Spotify telling me I’m a 21 year old 😑.
My Melanie Martinez body mists just got here 😍🧚🏾.
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My Melanie Martinez body mists just got here 😍🧚🏾.
YASSSS the play is coinciding with the show. LET’S FUCKIN GO.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
YASSSS the play is coinciding with the show. LET’S FUCKIN GO.
Wait are Nancy and Mike siblings?! The way I forgot all the family lineage after all this time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wait are Nancy and Mike siblings?! The way I forgot all the family lineage after all this time.
Okay I get it Hopper you’re concerned, but please stop yelling at El like that.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Okay I get it Hopper you’re concerned, but please stop yelling at El like that.
Ugh I love Noah Schnapp.
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ugh I love Noah Schnapp.
For some reason I just love shows/movies that have weird shit going on and they blatantly tell us the government is behind it all. I think that’s why I love Stranger Things and The Boys so much.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
For some reason I just love shows/movies that have weird shit going on and they blatantly tell us the government is behind it all. I think that’s why I love Stranger Things and The Boys so much.
Wait isn’t Will somebody’s brother? Is he related to Mike? Or Jonathan?
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wait isn’t Will somebody’s brother? Is he related to Mike? Or Jonathan?
*Pops pussy to the Stranger Things theme song*
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
*Pops pussy to the Stranger Things theme song*
Do NOT bother me today, I will be watching the crumbs of four episodes they gave us of Stranger Things season 5.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Do NOT bother me today, I will be watching the crumbs of four episodes they gave us of Stranger Things season 5.
So apparently I have psoriasis on my scalp. My hairdresser suggested it was that and when I went to the dermatologist yesterday they confirmed it. At least it’s on my scalp so my long beautiful hair can cover it up.
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So apparently I have psoriasis on my scalp. My hairdresser suggested it was that and when I went to the dermatologist yesterday they confirmed it. At least it’s on my scalp so my long beautiful hair can cover it up.
The way I’m gonna order myself another seafood boil tomorrow. I deserve it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The way I’m gonna order myself another seafood boil tomorrow. I deserve it.