@stonerswiftie.bsky.social
I don’t even know what he did today I’m just over it
June 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I don’t even know what he did today I’m just over it
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June 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump
Why is that spray-tanned half melted blob of Velveeta throwing himself a birthday parade?? With tanks?? That’s costing upwards of 25 MILLION?! January 29th, 2029 needs to get here already so we can be done with this dicktator
May 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why is that spray-tanned half melted blob of Velveeta throwing himself a birthday parade?? With tanks?? That’s costing upwards of 25 MILLION?! January 29th, 2029 needs to get here already so we can be done with this dicktator
I hope whoever taught dump truck what a tariff is gets run over by a cybertruck 💙
March 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I hope whoever taught dump truck what a tariff is gets run over by a cybertruck 💙
Why don’t we just take Muskrat and the Spray Tan put them and the magats on Florida, push it off of the continental US and let them go form their MAGA island in their “Gulf of America”. Problem solved.
February 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why don’t we just take Muskrat and the Spray Tan put them and the magats on Florida, push it off of the continental US and let them go form their MAGA island in their “Gulf of America”. Problem solved.
Tell me why everyone forgot how to drive after Covid
February 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Tell me why everyone forgot how to drive after Covid
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
What the actual fuck do you mean that a billionaire is about to become the head of the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION.
February 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What the actual fuck do you mean that a billionaire is about to become the head of the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION.
Someone tell me why the hell I just saw a commercial for Amazon health care. You can get medical advice from AI or if you don’t have health insurance you can pay for medicine and telehealth calls. It’s the most dystopian thing I’ve ever seen. #amazon #whatthefuck
January 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Someone tell me why the hell I just saw a commercial for Amazon health care. You can get medical advice from AI or if you don’t have health insurance you can pay for medicine and telehealth calls. It’s the most dystopian thing I’ve ever seen. #amazon #whatthefuck
I started feeding all the squirrels that came up to my balcony because outside animals don’t need a pet deposit and now I have adopted like 10 squirrels and like 50+ birds and nobody can stop me. I’m making a squirrel army so I can train them to go get me an 1/8 on command.
January 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I started feeding all the squirrels that came up to my balcony because outside animals don’t need a pet deposit and now I have adopted like 10 squirrels and like 50+ birds and nobody can stop me. I’m making a squirrel army so I can train them to go get me an 1/8 on command.
Only 1460 days left until I can breathe again fuck these next 4 years there is not enough 🍃 on the planet for this shit.
January 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Only 1460 days left until I can breathe again fuck these next 4 years there is not enough 🍃 on the planet for this shit.
Taylor’s merch store has added the lover vinyl, restocked the 1989 TV Cd, and added the deluxe green Evermore vinyl 🩷🩵🤎 #taylorswift #taylorswiftmerch
January 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Taylor’s merch store has added the lover vinyl, restocked the 1989 TV Cd, and added the deluxe green Evermore vinyl 🩷🩵🤎 #taylorswift #taylorswiftmerch
Ik I’m crazy bc I still miss the eras tour
January 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ik I’m crazy bc I still miss the eras tour
Guys it’s 4:20 make a wish and hit a blinker
December 11, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Guys it’s 4:20 make a wish and hit a blinker
If she doesn’t come out in that double green for 1989 I’m gonna scream #vancouvererastour #theerastour
December 9, 2024 at 5:55 AM
If she doesn’t come out in that double green for 1989 I’m gonna scream #vancouvererastour #theerastour
What am I supposed to do when the eras tour is over? Girl like…. I forgot all my other hobbies besides Easter egg hunting (Taylor’s version) #therastour
#taylorswift
#taylorswift
November 30, 2024 at 2:29 PM
What am I supposed to do when the eras tour is over? Girl like…. I forgot all my other hobbies besides Easter egg hunting (Taylor’s version) #therastour
#taylorswift
#taylorswift